#beelziel

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Ineffable Bureaucracy, Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, insulting stupid customers is a form of affection, that is definitely a kink even if it isn't a tag, Drunk Sex, Class Differences, Explicit Consent, VERY Explicit Consent, Even if requiring that level of consent isn't explicitly negotiated, Light Dom/sub, Because apparently that's the only kind of smut I know how to write, Butchery references, blood mention, But minimal really minimal blood nobody is injured, meat references, Both meat as in meat-for-food and meat as in Gabriel's meat, I'm sorry did you expect these tags to be serious?, pork, Just literal pork, The fic isn't really funny it's just the tags, Nonbinary Character, They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - No Powers Summary:

Summary Beelzebub takes apart whole carcasses for a living. Gabriel knows the first time he sees Beelzebub with a knife in their hand how much he wants those hands on him.

Excerpt “That knife was bigger than your whole hand, and still you took that joint apart like it was made for you to cut it to pieces.” His fingers grazed across their knuckles before rolling under their palm and pulling, drawing Beez to stand before him. Their thigh brushed up against the inside of his knee.

Beelzebub’s breath hitched. They’d resent it, if they weren’t drunk. On the wine, and the nearness of him. On the tipping point of their own need.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens) Characters: Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Light Dom/sub, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Alternate Universe - Human, Drunk Sex, Class Differences, Size Difference, Size Kink, Mild Hurt/Comfort, very minor injury, Birds, Crack Treated Seriously, Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens), Top Gabriel (Good Omens), Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), I just have a thing for glass conservatories, nonconsensual shushing but entirely consensual sex, Begging Summary:

Beelzebub Burns is the designated representative of the brand new union for the company Gabriel owns. They really shouldn’t hook up. And they definitely shouldn’t do it more than once. And certainly not in his own home.

Chapter 4 is up!

Chapters: 4/5 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Beelzebub & Dagon (Good Omens) Characters: Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Dominance, Submission, Boot Worship, Bootblacking, (other tags under the cut)

Additional tags (cont’d): Under-negotiated Kink, Humiliation, Verbal Humiliation, the inherent eroticism of voluntarily submitting to pain, Dominant Beelzebub, Submissive Gabriel, Efforts vary - at least for Gabriel, He/Him Pronouns For Gabriel (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens), I mean they’re not human so neither of them fit into a binary especially well, Sadism, Masochism, Workplace Sex, Lots of offensive words so many that I’ve lost track of them, Also bird names used as pet names. Or insults. It’s hard to tell., Enemies to… something. I don’t think they know., Enemies to Lovers, Gags, Spanking, Whipping, Crack Treated Seriously, Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens), Porn With Plot, Porn with Feelings, Angst with a Happy Ending, I mean I think it’s a happy ending who knows what you think

Summary:

Heaven and Hell receive some important correspondence following the failure of their plans for Armageddon. Gabriel and Beelzebub are thrown together. Neither of them expect what is coming when Beelzebub discovers a surprise in Gabriel’s closet, least of all Gabriel.