Thank you so much to @kroskimk for another video submission! ...Given that this Devilgram takes place *before* MC finds themselves whisked away to the Devildom, this is some pretty damn early Dialuci "SUBTEXT."
...I'm screaming. Analysis in tags.
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AsmoBaby:Ā Beel's an A-Clas...
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*party venue, cheers and applause sounding*
Asmo: *gasps in delight, smiling wide* Ooh, Lucifer! Take a look at that!Ā Those girls over there are hitting on Beel!Ā
Lucifer: *blank and disinterested* So what?
Beel: ā¦Ā
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Asmo: *smile fades into confusion* Wait a minute. The girls... They left...Ā
Lucifer: *nods absently* Right, whatever Asmo. Now, hurry up and take those mixed nuts over to him.Ā
Asmo: *nods back with a smile* Okay.Ā
*fade for Asmo to approach Beel*
Asmo: *smiles cheerfully* Here you go, Beel. Sorry for the wait.Ā
Beel: *shoulders slump with pained relief* That took forever. I was dying here.
Asmo: *giggles conspiratorially* So, what were you talking about with those girls just now?
Beel: *munch* *munch* They came over to ask me if they could sit here and drink with me, but I let them know that there were plenty of open tables over that way. *much* *munch*Ā
Asmo: *shakes head with a perplexed gasp*Ā What?! I canāt believe it!Ā
Beel: *munch* *munch* *munch*Ā
Asmo: Donāt tell me that you didnāt realize that they were trying to flirt with you?!
Beel: *munch* *munch* �
Asmo:Ā Oh my... So you really didnātĀ realizeā¦? Ā *sighs despondently, expression pained with sympathy* Those poorĀ girls... If theyād only come over to talk to meĀ instead of Mr. Antisocial here, I wouldāve made sure that they had the night of their dreams. *pouts* That succubus had a pretty nice derriere.
Lucifer: *chuckles with a fond, teasing smirk* I think they were interested in Beel because he doesnāt chase after every girl he sees.Ā
Asmo: *whines, poutily shaking head* Lucifer! Thatās so meeean... It almost sounds like youāre suggesting that I chase after every girl I see.Ā
Asmo: Anyway, I guess it shouldnāt come as a surprise that Beel is popular with the ladies. Heās myĀ little brother, after all. *smiles fondly* Heās not here today, but Iāve heard a rumour that Belphie is actually pretty popular as well.
Lucifer: *glances to the side with a sigh* Hmm. It would seem that our youngest brothers arenāt the only ones who attract a female following.Ā
Asmo: Huh?
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Mammon: *hands on hips with his relaxed, lopsided smirk, laughing* ā¦Ā
Satan: *hums thoughtfully* ā¦
Levi: *shifts weight with hunched shoulders, peeking out from under fringe with shy discomfort* ā¦
Asmo: *perks up with a wide-eyed gasp of shock* Wow...youāre right. All three of them are surrounded by girls! I have to say though, Iām surprised that even LeviĀ came. Usually when you invite him someplace like this, he turns you down before you can even get the words out.
Beel: *nods* Mammon convinced him to come out by lying to him. He said that they were having TSL Night here...a Tale of the Seven LordsĀ fan event.
Asmo:Ā *sighs sympathetically* The poor thing. Just look at the way Leviās frowning. He looks so tense. Heās always been bad in social situations, and now with all of those sexy succubi hovering around trying to seduce him, he looks like his head is about to explode.
Beel: *shakes head, expression worried* Heāll probably keep himself holed up in his room for a good long while after tonight.
Lucifer: *chuckles with a smile* Asmo, what do you say you go and help your poor older brother deal with all of this unwanted attention?Ā
Asmo: *hums with a nod* Well, I suppose I couldĀ do that, but I canāt help thinking it really is strange...Ā Leviās attracting the mature and conservativeĀ types, Mammon, the sassy and outgoingĀ types, and Satan, the smart and thoughtfulĀ types.
Lucifer: *hums thoughtfully* Well, itās only natural. Considering each one of them is so different.Ā
Beel: *sighs, brows drawing together judgmentally* You should learn to be a little more selective.Ā
Lucifer: *nods dryly* Yes. I completelyĀ agree.
Asmo: *scoffs, scowling defensively* Ugh, I swear, you two are no fun! And I doĀ have preferences, you know. Itās not like I donāt care. *perks up again with a cheerful, musical hum* I suppose you could say I attract people who I have something in common with? You know, good-looking people. Thatās who tend to flock to me.
Asmo:Ā Also, Iām someone who has a lotĀ of love to give. Iām overflowing with it! *beams* I feel like as long as I have so much love to give, I should be fair and give everyone an equal share!
Lucifer: *hums doubtfully, expression of deeply disappointed (and defeated) exasperation* You know, you almost sound like an angel right now. Until one considers the context, that is.Ā
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Asmo: *smiles sweetly* Well, what about you, Lucifer? You have a lot of female fans. Even among us brothers, you must rank near the top.Ā
Lucifer: *hums vaguely, arms crossed* Oh, I donāt know...perhaps?Ā
Beel: *nods* Youāre so popular, and yet no one comes up to talk to you.Ā
Lucifer: *looks away with a short, testy sigh, clearly uncomfortable* True. I donāt remember ever having person after person come up to flirt with me like the rest of you.
Asmo: *hums thoughtfully, confused* Huh. I wonder why...
Beel: *casual, matter-of-fact* Because Luciferās only interested in Lord Diavolo.
Lucifer: *immediately looks back to scowl furiously, shaking head with a pissy growl* ...Donāt make it sound weird.
Asmo: *bursts out laughing, grinning wide* Ooh, yes! I know what you mean! *beaming happily* You canāt flirt with someone when you know their heart will always belong to someone else, can you?Ā
Beel: *smiles warmly for the first time in this whole Devilgram* Nope, you sure canāt.
Lucifer: *glowering darkly* Now hold on a second...Ā
(Helpful dialogue highlight courtesy of our esteemed submitter)
Beel: *looks down with a sulky pout* I want to learn how to be like Lucifer. I want to keep people from approaching me, too.
(^ Beel really did just cut Lucifer off to say "Anyway, now that we've firmly established that as the truth,")
Lucifer: *steaming so hard he could cook up a batch of dumplings for the whole party* Donāt make it sound like Iāve got some sort of magic barrierĀ around me that repels people, Beel.
(The permanent reproachful scowl doesn't help bbg)
Lucifer: *grimly (desperately) changes the subject* Now then...Beel, howās your team been doing lately?
Beel: *smiles* Weāve had a few people leave and a few join, but things have been going reallyā
Asmo: *shakes head with noise of protest* Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Iām not going to let you two just change the subject like that! *smiles* We almost never talk about stuff like this. Letās not stop now!
Beel: Stuff like what?Ā
Asmo: *giggles, heart sparkles* About how popular we are with the ladies, of course! What else?!Ā
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Beelzeburger:Ā So this is h...
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Asmo:Ā So, tell me, out of us brothers, who do you two think is the mostĀ popular?
Lucifer: *shakes head with a resigned sigh* Iād say weāre all about equal there.
Beel:Ā ...Maybe Belphie?
Asmo: *hums triumphantly, smile beaming* Oh no no no.Ā You want to know what makes my Devilgram account go crazy? What makes the likes roll in? *grinning, happy sparkles* Posting pictures of you two, thatās what!Ā Posting pictures of you two, thatās what!
Lucifer: *brows draw together with a reluctant sigh* What sort of pictures have you been posting, exactly?
Beel: *straightens with wide-eyed concern* Not to mention without our permission.
Asmo: *giggles* Heheh, sorryyy! But donāt worry. I havenāt posted anything embarrassing! *beams cheerfully* Since I get so many likes when I post pictures of you, Iāve started doing it more and more, you know?Ā Also, we need people to like their student council officers. And to do that, I need to provide a little fan service, donāt I?
Asmo:Ā So, with that said, letās take a selfie! Come on you two, come closer! Donāt be shy!Ā Now...pose for the camera!
*flash of white, camera shutter*
Asmo: *giggles in delight* Good, that came out well! Now Iāll prove to you two just how popular you are!
Asmo:Ā Okay, let me just upload it to Devilgram... There!
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Asmo:Ā See, take a look at that. Impressive, huh? Iāve only just posted it, and already the likes are pouring in.Ā
Beel: *expression falls into a pout of discomfort* I guess it is pretty impressive, yeah...
Lucifer:Ā I must say, itās odd.
Asmo: *giggles in delight* Hehehe, so...thereās your proof that people are interested in us.
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Asmo: *hums in musical triumph* Because as you can see, weāre getting a lot of comments, too!
Asmo: Just to read a few, we have...āBeautiful!ā āExcellent!ā āWhat a perfect trio!āĀ āAsmo is so CUTE!ā āI want to meet Asmo IRL!ā āMore pictures of Asmo!ā āAsmo I love you love you looooove you!
Asmo: *startles with sheer, wide-eyed shock of realization* Wait a minute. An awful lot of these seem to be about me, now donāt they? Which means that based on the evidence we have here⦠*wiggles with a triumphant hum, beaming heart sparkles* ...I guess that out of all of us, IāmĀ actually the most popular?
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Lucifer: *shakes head in resigned exasperation* This was your plan from the beginning, wasnāt it? You only wanted to say that.Ā
Beel: *nods seriously* Iām not surprised a lot of people are commenting about you, Asmo. Itās yourĀ account...
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Asmo: *giggling to himself, beaming with pride* Hehehe!
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Lucifer: *arms crossed, heaving a heavy sigh of fatherly disappointment* Beel, did you eat all of the chocolate you bought for Valentineās Day again?
Beel: *rubs his stomach, brows drawing together in a sad puppy-pout* Ā I was hungry.
Asmo: *scoffs with a glare* Not again. We told you that we were buying chocolate to trade with everyone later! *disappointed exasperation* You do this every year. How many times have you ended up eating the chocolate you were supposed to give away?Ā
Beel: *shakes head in pleading shame* I havenāt been counting.
Mammon: *shakes head with a frown* Probably because itās too many times to count, am I right?
Satan: *heaves a sigh, brows furrowed* You know that the chocolate isnāt meant for you, so why do you eat it?Ā
The chocolate this year looked really tasty, huh?
Beel: *smiles gratefully with a noise of agreement* Yeah. *breaks into a beaming smile* Everything looked especially yummy this year.Ā I could eat a whole box of Quetzalcoatl brain chocolate that Belphie told me about.Ā
Belphie: *grimaces in disagreement* I tried that one too, but I didnāt understand the appeal... Why ruin a perfectly good thing by mixing it with chocolate...?
Mammon: *dour exasperation* Chocolate is what ruins it for you...?Ā
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Belphie: *nods* No better answer than that.
Levi: *grimaces* He is the Avatar of Gluttony after all.Ā
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Mammon: *tilts head casually, half-heartedly invested in the conversation* So Beel aināt givinā away any chocolate at all this year, huh?Ā
Satan:Ā If Beel likes to celebrate Valentineās Day by eating all of his chocolate by himself, then I say let him.Ā
Levi: *snickers with a grin* Beel eats chocolate by himself every other day of the year. How is this any different? LOLĀ
Asmo: *bursts into amused laughter* Hahaha, you said it. Poor Beel wonāt be getting any Valentines this year.Ā
Beel: *expression goes flat* ā¦
Beel: *rubs at his wrists with an angry glare* Stop making fun of me.
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DDSimeon:Ā A difficult conundrum.
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Beel: *frowns seriously* I can give others Valentineās Day chocolate if I want.Ā
Mammon: *shrugs* How ya gonna do that if ya canāt stop yourself from eatinā it all, genius?Ā
Levi:Ā Itās okay, Beel. No one will blame you for giving up. *breaks out into a snicker* Pfft...I canāt believe Beel canceled Valentineās Day on himself. Glad it wasnāt me this year...Ā
Beel: *narrows eyes* I said stop making fun of me.Ā Iāll show you. Iām going to give away Valentineās Day chocolate this year.Ā Iām going to buy more chocolate right now. *meets eyes, expression serious* Chise, will you come with me?
Sure.
Beel: *nods, smiling gratefully* Iāll teach you all the best brands of chocolate.
Beel: *smiles sweetly with a nod of agreement* Sometimes, in order to make a decision, you have to eat it first.Ā
Beel: *eyes crinkle happily* *chomp* *chew*...*gulp*⦠*happy, happy sparkles, cheeks pink* This one tastes great...and this one is amazing too. I canāt stop...
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Beel: *holding his stomach with a look of sad dismay* ...Theyāre...all gone. *shakes head, brows furrowed in hurt shame* My brothers were right. I canāt stop myself from eating it all. But, I really want to give them chocolate for Valentineās Day this year... Ā
Beel: *looks down, shoulders hunching sadly* Chise, there must be something I can do.
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Belphie:Ā Great job, Beel!Ā
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Beel: Ā How do I control myself when thereās chocolate sitting right in front of me? *looks aside sadly* In my head, I realize that I have to restrain myself from eating it. *shakes head* But itās like my body has a mind of its own and I canāt stop.Ā
What about chocolate that looks weird?Ā
Beel: *grimaces uncertainly* Weird as in unappetizing?Ā I might be able to restrain myself a little bit.Ā
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2. What about chocolate that doesnāt look like chocolate?
Beel: *brows furrow* You mean if it doesnāt look like chocolate, I wonāt try to eat it?Ā That might work.
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Beel: *nods with a hopeful smile* Iām going to find some chocolate that doesnāt make me start salivating on sight. Wait here, Chise.
*time skip*
Beel: *holds hand up with a smile* Chise, I found some. Itās a bouquet of chocolate flowers. *nods to himself, expression growing serious* These are flowers. Flowers...not chocolate.
Beel: *expression falls* But it smells just like delicious chocolate. Itās really chocolate, isnāt it?Ā
Beel: *shakes head, brows furrowed with sadness, clearly torn* Noāflowers. They are flowers. I bought these flowers so I could give them to Chise.
Beel: *looks down with a sad grimace* Here, take these before I eat them all.Ā
Thanks!
Beel: *nods seriously* I can hold myself back from eating something that I bought for you.Ā
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2. Beel, youāre doing so well!
Beel: *nods seriously* Itās not easy, but Iāll do it for you, Chise.Ā
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Beel: *smiles warmly* Doing things that make you happy makes me happy too. *eyes crease happily* Seeing your smile is a hundred times more enjoyable than eating chocolate.Ā
Beel: *eyes widen in realization* ...Oh, I think I get it now.Ā
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LordDiavolo: Iām impressed.
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*HOL portrait stairwell*
Asmo: *waves with a beaming smile, heart sparkles* Happy Valentineās Day, Chise āŖ I got you a Valentineās Day gift set from Devilush ā”Ā It has both chocolate and chocolate-scented bath bombs inside. Donāt eat the wrong one by mistake.
Asmo: *grows thoughtful* By the way, did you receive something from Beel?Ā
I didnāt.
Asmo:Ā *hugs himself with a disappointed hum* Neither have we.Ā Well, Beel will be Beel. He mustāve ended up eating all of the chocolate after all.
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2. He gave me a chocolate bouquet earlier.
Asmo: *smiles* Oh, he did? He mustāve given it to you before he had a chance to eat it. *hugs himself with a disappointed hum* Which means...maybe he ended up eating the rest of our Valentines.
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Beel: *smiles warmly* Chise, there you are.
Asmo: *smiles* Hey, Beel! We were just talking about you. Whatās the plan for Valentineāsā
Beel: *holds hand out, expression eager* Come to my room with me, Chise.
Asmo: *scowls in offense* Hellooo? What about exchanging valentines with everyone?Ā
Beel: *so sweet so cute* I want to give Chise their valentine first.Ā Iāll bring yours later. I have plenty for everyone.
Asmo: *sighs, brows furrowed* We all know by now that when Beel says he has āplenty,ā he means it. *breaks out into a relenting giggle, smiling fondly* Hehe. All right, then. Iām looking forward to it.
*fade to twinsā bedroom*
Beel: *holds hand out with a sweet smile* Take a look. I bought enough chocolate and flowers to fill my entire room.Ā
Amazing!
Beel: *nods with a smile* Everything is my Valentineās Day present to you, Chise. I hope youāll accept it.
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2. What is all this for?
Beel: *happily* I prepared all of this for Valentineās Day with you. This is all my present to you, Chise.
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Beel:Ā There are chocolate flowers, real flowers, everyday chocolates, and chocolates youāve never seen before. *nods happily* Donāt worry. Theyāre all still in their boxes. I held myself back this year.Ā
Beel: I realized something when I first handed you that chocolate bouquet.Ā I can control my urges if I imagine how happy youāll be.Ā And if I imagine my brothers and how happy theyāll be, I can resist eating their Valentineās Day chocolate too.
*Beelās stomach growls audibly*
Beel: *touches stomach with a smile, ignoring it* I donāt even want to eat it at all.Ā
Letās eat it together.
Beel: *dips head with a warm smile* I canāt turn down an invitation from you.Ā
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Beel: *smile broadens into a grin* Are you sure? Youāre so thoughtful.
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Beel: *reaches forward* This is a special Valentineās Day blood chocolate pudding from Madam Devian.Ā I asked them to make one that would suit your human taste buds.Ā I want you to have the first bite. Then Iāll try some.
Beel: *straightens eagerly* ...How is it?Ā Itās amazing how I feel satisfied simply by watching you eat it. *eyes crinkle with his happy chuckle* I could sit here forever, just watching you eat.
End.
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Text chat:Ā Beel's Hot Picks (from Gourmet Club)
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Luke: I heard you bought a bunch of Valentineās Day chocolate this year!
Beel: I bought just about everything they had available in the Devildom.
Luke: You bought it to give out to everyone as gifts, right? Iām impressed you held yourself back from eating it all.
Beel: I can restrain myself if itās for my family.
Beel: But everyone was still nice enough to share with me.
Luke: I thought so.
Luke: Tell me which chocolate you liked the best.
Beel: The heinous bee death honey fondant chocolat is so good, I could live off of it.
Luke: I heard they released special honey for Valentineās Day instead of the regular poison honey.
Luke: Simeon told me he bought some of the limited-edition honey.
Luke: I plan on using it to make a chiffon cake.
Beel: Iāll conduct a special tasting just for you to see whether your cake or the death honey fondant chocolat is better.
Luke: No eating the whole thing, okay?
Luke: If it comes out good, then I want to give it to Chise.
Beel: I can control myself knowing that itās a present for Chise.
Beel: Probably.
Luke: I wonāt let you near it until you can promise me!
Too Good to Be True (Asmo)
Before the Big Day (Lucifer)
Wedding Craze (Newspaper)
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AsmoBaby:Ā You'd be no match for me.
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*Leviās bedroom*
Levi: *grinning excitedly* My friends, Iām glad youāre all here.
Beel: *tilts head, brows furrowed in confusion* ...Why am I here?
Levi: *cheerful, eager* This is a game for three people! And you seemed to have time.
Beel: *hums doubtfully* Sure I do, but...Ā
Levi: *laughs nerdily, happy sparkles of excitement* I have a mission for you! Beat this new game!
Roger that!
Levi: *bursts into dramatic, cheerful laughter* Thatās the spirit, Chise! Beel, watch and learn!
Beel: *weirded-out grimace* ...How long will you keep up this facade?
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2. Iām going back to my room.
Levi: *gasps in dismay, shaking head vigorously* Nonononono! You canāt leave! *sulks, pleading dramatically* Iām sorry I sounded arrogant. Please stay? Iām sorry! Pleeeeaaase!
Beel: *exasperated* Heās desperate.
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Levi: *pouts, desperately staring both down* This game is so much fun, I know youāll like it! I promise!
Beel:Ā So, what kind of game is it?
Levi: *smiles again* Itās a choose-your-own-adventure game where the players falls in love with the main character and the first person to marry them wins.
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Sounds like fun.
Levi: *bounces on heels happily, excited sparkles* Right?! I knew youād like it, Chise!
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2. Sounds difficult.
Levi: *shakes head reassuringly, smiling* Itās fine! All you have to do is pick and choose your answers. Simple as that.
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Levi:Ā The trick is to choose the answer that you think will make the main character the happiest. *straightens with an excited grin* Letās start.
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monSOLO:Ā Everyone has their tastes.
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Levi: *cheerfully* The first choice will be during your first date!Ā So, you meet up and your date asks how their clothes look. Chise, what do you say?
They look great.
Levi: *chuckles happily* Thatās what I chose to say too! Thatās the best one.
Beel:Ā I chose āThis would have been cuter.ā
Levi: *side-eyes Beel, expression flat* Uhhhh, you really donāt get it, do you?
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2. This would have been cuter.
Levi: *shakes head in scornful disbelief* You donāt get it, do you?Ā
Beel: *smiles sweetly* I chose that answer too.
Levi:Ā *sighs flatly* Noobs...
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Beel: *smiles, cheerful* Hm? They look happy. They said āIām happy you were honest.ā
Levi: *wide-eyed stare of disbelief* What? How could that be? I got a negative reaction with my response⦠*perplexed disappointment* Apparently, they didnāt like it either. They shouldāve just worn what they like in the first place... *nervous smile* W-Well, even pros like myself mess up sometimes!
Levi:Ā Anyway! Letās move on!Ā Um... So after watching a horror movie, what do we say?Ā
Donāt worry, Iām right here.
Levi: *laughs nerdily, happy sparkles* That was my answer too! Thatās the best thing to say, right? Weāre so alike! *laughing cheerfully under breath, fawning* You really understand romance, donāt you?
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2. That was a good movie.
Beel: *happy sparkles* *warm, wide smile, soft chuckle* Same as me. This is the best one.Ā Weāre a good match, Chise.
Levi:Ā *sighs, weirded-out* You two have a lot to learn...
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Beel: *smiles sweetly, nodding* I got another positive reaction. They said they love horror movies.
Levi: *wide-eyed shock* Huh? I was just told that Iām too overbearing... *groans under breath, brows knotted in disappointed frustration* Is this a case where trying to be cool will leave a bad impression...? *grimaces* Now I get it! Time for my comeback!
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Mammoney:Ā What a gloomy personality.
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Levi: *glares at the screen, mouth pressed flat with a shake of his head* Grr... Why is this...so difficult...?Ā Next! What will you say after your first fight...?Ā
Iām sorry.
Levi: *smiles warmly, sound of approval* Everyone knows the first step to making up after a fight is to apologize. *fond eye contact* Chise, you think the same, donāt you? I knew you would!
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2. I refuse to apologize!
Beel: *smiles, nods* You picked this too, Chise?Ā When Iām at fault, I apologize. But it was totally the main characterās fault, right?
Levi: *shakes head in disdain* When will you two learn? You always apologize, no matter if youāre wrong or right.
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Levi: *grins, laughing cheerfully* Hehe! See? I was right!Ā Itās important to apologize first and then see how things play out.
*time skip*
Levi:Ā *pant*...*pant* *shoulders slump* ...Iām exhausted. This game is way more difficult than normal dating games. Weāre finally about to propose... But, our parameters are all different... The main character is having a hard time choosing...Ā
Iāll win.
Levi: *smiles, chuckling* Confident, huh? Sorry, but itās me whoās going to win!
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2. I donāt think Iāll win...
Beel: *nods* Thatās okay. I donāt think Iāll win either. *smiles encouragingly, sweet* But, letās see if we can make it to the end. Without cheating of course.
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Lucifer:Ā In reality, there's no right way.
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Levi: *dead serious, focused in* Weāve made it to the final scene. Whoever manages the best proposal wins!Ā The end is a bit different.Ā We canāt choose the same answers anymore.Ā Which means...thereās only one correct option!
Levi:Ā Weāll go in order of points, so you start Chise. Think carefully.
Wanna...get married?
Levi: *jaw drops* S-Seriously?! Thatās what you choose?! *grins enthusiastically* ...Okay! Then Iāll go with āIāll make you happy forever!"
Beel: *nods* That means my only option is āLetās find happiness together."
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2. Iāll make you happy forever.
Levi: *groans* Argh! That one was mine... Then Iāll take āLetās find happiness together.āĀ
Beel: *nods* I guess I have to pick āWanna...get married?ā then...
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3. Letās find happiness together.
Beel: *smiles* Okay, then Iāll take āIāll make you happy forever.ā
Levi: Whaaat?! *groans in dismay* So Iām stuck with the least romantic one?! This sucks... Thereās no way thatās the correct answer!
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If MC chooses āWanna...get married?ā:
Levi: The winner is...Ā
*tadaaaa!*
Levi: *wide-eyed gawking* Whaaat?! They chose Chise?! How could that be?! It was the worst option!
Beel: *grimaces* The main character gets to marry Chise...
Levi: *scowls* GAAAAAAGH! Iāve had enough!
Beel: *raises brows* Oh...he turned it off.
Levi: *pissy glowering* Itās finished! Whatever! This game sucks! Iām gonna give it a one-star review!
Beel: *winces nervously* Donāt be a sore loser, Levi.
Levi: *flattens mouth petulantly, glaring* Iām not... I donāt want Chise to marry anyone else, in a game or otherwise, thatās all!
Beel:Ā ā¦*nods* Thatās true. I can agree with that.
Levi: *narrows eyes* Iāll never...
Beel: *glares* ...let anyone else have Chise.
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If MC chooses options 2 or 3:
Levi: And the winner is... *jumps in surprise, wide-eyed* Ā H-Huh?! What? No one?!
Beel: *frowns, confused* What? Is it a glitch or something?
Levi: *shakes head, perplexed* No... Apparently no one got it right. *sighs, slumping* Are we really...just that...unpopular?
Beel: *pouts, brows furrowed sadly* ...Donāt say that, thatās sad.
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Text chat:Ā The One Best Suited for Love (from Brothers Under a Pact(4))
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Levi: The game we played the other day was fun, wasn't it?
Beel: Yeah, it was pretty good.
Beel: Even though a certain someone wouldn't stop complaining.
Levi: I told you, it's one of those games where the more you play it, the more you start to enjoy it!
Mammon: What game are you all talkin' about?
It's our secret.
Mammon: Why ya gotta keep secrets from me?!
Beel: It's nothing to be secretive about. It was a dating game.
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2. A dating game.
Mammon: Huh, a dating game?
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Mammon: I wanna try it, too!
Levi: Hmmm... I don't think you'd be very good at it.
Mammon: Why not?!
Levi: It's a difficult one. Even I had a tough time.
Levi: How should I put this... You can't play it if you're not suited for love!
Mammon: HUUUUH?! I think you're confusin' me for yourself!
Mammon: You're worse when it comes to love in real life than I am!
Levi: Did you just bring up the r-word in front of me?! You know that's off-limits!
Mammon: I'm only speakin' the truth! You just live in your games!
Levi: That's funny coming from someone who can't find love in real life nor in games!
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Devilgram Context:
It's almost Christmas time, but something strange is going on with the memories of many of the Devildom's residents. It seems memories about the holiday are being forgotten!
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Lucifer:Ā Didn't you buy too much?
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*Devildom Supermarket*
Beel: *hums uncertainly, a little anxious* So, I know that weāve come out here to buy ingredients for our Christmas feast, but...because I lost my memories, Iām not really sure what we should be getting.
Beel: Chise, whatās a Christmassy kind of food?
Definitely a roast turkey.
Beel: *raises brows, intrigued* Oh, one of those oven-baked birds from the human world? *smiles warmly* Yeah, those are a real centerpiece. I guess Christmas is a big enough event to warrant that.
Beel: Oh, theyāre selling some turkeys over there. Letās get a couple of them.
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2. Youāve got to have a Yule log!
Beel: *frowns thoughtfully* That sounds kind of familiar... *smiles, nods* Oh, I know. Itās that tasty cake that looks like a log.Ā Making our own would be fun, so letās get the ingredients for that.
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*time skip*
Beel:Ā Thatās everything we need, right?
Beel: *expression falls, withdrawn* ā¦
Is something wrong?
Beel: *meets eyes, serious* Iāve been thinking about Christmas the whole time that we were shopping, but...Ā
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2. Is there something else you want to buy?
Beel: *shakes head, expression serious* No, thatās not it.Ā Thereās something about Christmas thatās been bothering me.
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Beel: *brows draw together sadly* No matter how much I try, I canāt remember any of my Christmas memories with you. *looks down guiltily, shame-faced* ...Sorry, Chise.
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LordDiavolo:Ā We'll definitely solve this.
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*Devildom streets*
Beel: *hands in pockets, downcast* Knowing that Iāve lost a bunch of important memories is really bringing me down.
Itās okay, itās not your fault.
Beel:Ā ā¦*smiles sweetly, dipping head appreciatively* Thanks, Chise.Ā
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2. Donāt worry, Iāll remember for both of us!
Beel: *looks aside with a sad hum* I was hoping it would come back to me, but... *smiles sweetly, fond* I appreciate that youād take on that responsibility. Thanks, Chise.Ā
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Beel: *relaxes, smiling appreciatively* I think Iām feeling a little better now.Ā If I canāt make myself remember, then I should just focus on what weāre doing.
Beel: *tilts head, eager* Actually, I did have this one idea... What if we made new memories together? Just the two of us?
Great call, Beel!
Beel: *keen, cheerful* Okay, good. Iām glad Iāve been giving it some thought.Ā
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2. We donāt have a minute to lose!
Beel: *laughs cheerfully, grinning* Youāre all fired up about this, huh?Ā
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Beel: *upbeat, warm* Why donāt we head home first? Iāll cook us a Christmas dinner, and we can eat it together.Ā
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Belphie: You didnāt sneak a bite?
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*HOL dining room*
Beel: *warm smile* Thanks for being so patient.Ā Thereās a violet ghost pumpkin soup, roast turkey, and mashed potatoes.Ā And for dessert, I made a Yule log.
You made a full-course meal?!
Beel: *nods with a smile, casually nonchalant* Well, yeah. I thought it would be good to come as close to a real Christmas feast as possible.
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2. Everything looks amazing!
Beel: *chuckles happily* Thanks, Chise. Iām pretty sure I made everything to your tastes, too.
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Beel: *raises brows in realization* ...Oh, right. I almost forgot. I read this in a magazine, but...Ā It said that eating by candlelight makes things fancier.
*brief pause to light candles*
Beel: *hums in satisfaction, eyes crinkling* ...Yep, that makes for a pretty good mood.Ā Here, Iāll carve the turkey.
*brief pause to carve turkey for his sweetheart*
Beel: *nods, enjoying himself* If youād like, I can feed it straight to you.
*moves closer to Beel* Aaaaah...
Beel: *smiling, leaning close* How is it? ...*chuckles in knowing delight, eyes crinkling* Yeah, Iād know that face anywhere. Itās definitely delicious.Ā Time for me to try some, too.
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2. Thatās fine, Iād rather feed myself.
Beel: *nods happily* Sure, no problem. Iāll just put it on your plate.Ā Hang on, Iāve got to cut some for myself, too.
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Beel:Ā *munch* *munch*⦠*eyes crinkling, happy sparkles, happy wriggling* Yep, this is delicious.Ā Thereās something about turkey that makes it feel more filling than chicken. *really engaged* Plus, itās got a richer taste, too.Ā The side dishes should all be just as good, so make sure that you get your fill.
*time skip*
Beel: *serious/direct, making sure* Have you had enough to eat? ...*smiles* Okay, Iāll polish the rest of this off. *straightens a bit, expression eager* Oh, this wasnāt the only thing I was working on. I have a present for you, too.
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DDSimeon: Iāll keep this in mind.
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Beel:Ā Thereās something I have to do first, though. Could you come to my room a little later?
*time skip*
*fade to twinsā bedroom*Ā
*Beel is dress in a Santa costume*
Beel: *smiling warmly* Perfect timing, Chise. *raises brows at your raised brows* ...This wasnāt what you were expecting, huh?
Beel: *smiles bashfully* That magazine also said that making yourself the present can be a nice gesture for someone important. So, I wrapped myself up in this ribbon, but⦠*tilts head adorably, eyes keen* What do you think?
You look adorable!
Beel: *raises brows in surprise* I do? *smiles cutely* I donāt really get it, but...Ā Well, it made you happy, and thatās all that matters.
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2. Dang, thatās hot.
Beel: *eyes widen, noise of surprise* Uh, you think itās sexy? *smiles sweetly, quietly chuckles* That wasnāt the reaction I was expecting, but if you say it is, then sure.
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Beel: *just adorable, standing there with a little smile in his costume* Um, yeah. Iām your present.Ā If thereās something you want to do with me, or anything I can do for you, just say the word.
Actually, my to-do list has been getting pretty long...
Beel: *nods in happy understanding* Okay, I can help you with that. *frowns* ...Uh, just let me get rid of this ribbon first. I canāt move too well in it.
Beel: *smiles* Iām not too sure what you want my help with, but...Ā Whatever it is, Iām sure itāll be exciting. Come on, letās go.
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2. Iād love to give you a hug.
Beel: *expression turns shy, blushing* ...Um, being bundled up like this is a little embarrassing, but sure. Knock yourself out.
*moves in closer to Beel*
*soft rustle of fabric, cuddling*
Beel: *looking into eyes, earnest blushing* ...Not being able to hug you back feels kind of weird. *smiles affectionately* Not in a bad way, but Iād really like to return the favour. ...Hang on, let me get rid of this ribbon.
*points back up to flower unlocked artwork* Yes please.
*soft rustle of fabric*
Beel: *smiling* ...There, thatās a lot better. *warmly* Thanks, Chise.Ā These new Christmas memories turned out to be pretty great. *dips head, smiling* Letās make even more together, okay?
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Text chat:Ā New Memories (from No Big Brothers Allowed (New)(4))
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Asmo: Is it just me, or does losing your memories of Christmas make it feel like a holeās been opened in your heart?
Beel: No, I get it.
Satan: Yeah, me too.
Asmo: Ugh, I hate being right about that.
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Asmo: But, like, we canāt mope around forever!
Asmo: We can just make new Christmas memories!
Satan: Hm, thatās not a bad idea.
Beel: šāāļø
Asmo: I guess if weāre talking about Christmas, then itās got to be exchanging presents, right?
Beel: What about eating a Christmas dinner together?
Satan: Then spending some quality time alone with them afterward.
Belphie: š§
Belphie: Youāre all imagining Chise in these scenarios, arenāt you?
Asmo: Like you had to ask! Who else would we want to make brand0new memories with? ā¤ļø
Satan: š³
Belphie: What?
Satan: Beel, didnāt you have plans to go shopping with Chise yesterday?
Asmo: šØ
Belphie: No one likes an opportunity, Beel.
Asmo: Yeah! You do the shopping then go your separate ways! Thatās how itās supposed to work!
Due to certain circumstances, Lucifer placed a curse on me.Ā So, Iāll just have to imagine the swimwear...
*human world, sunny beach*
Beel: *smiling happily* This is good stuff... *munch* *chew* *slurp*
Lucifer: *exasperated* Youāve come all the way to the beach only to gorge yourself? Well, I suppose thatās typical of you.
Levi: *shakes head* Yeah, weāre at the sea, and youāre just going to pig out? What a waste.Ā
Beel: *smiling* Do you think so?
Theyāre right.
Beel: *smiles, hums in thought* Maybe I should do something else for a bit then.
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2. You do you, Beel.
Beel: *chuckles happily* Thanks for having my back.Ā But, I was about to get up anyway.Ā
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Levi:Ā What are you going to do?
Beel: *eager smile* Surfing.
You can surf?!
Beel: *confused* Are you that shocked?Ā
Lucifer: *nods* I had no idea that Beel could surf either.Ā
Levi:Ā Youāre full of surprises.Ā
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2. Thatās so cool!
Beel: *smiles bashfully* Is it...? Um, thanks. *chuckles, eye-crinkling smile* That means a lot, especially from you, Chise.
Levi: *enveloped in dark, gloomy aura, sulking* Surfing, the sport of beach jocks everywhere! Why do I feel so left out?
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Beel: *beams, happy sparkles* Okay... Iāll just quickly wolf down the rest of these noodles, and then itās time to hit the waves.
Levi: *wide-eyed shock* You STILL have room?!
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AsmoBaby: So cool!
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Beel: *eagerly* All right, here I go...Ā
Levi: *sulking* Aagh... I canāt watch!
Beel: *frowns, confused* Why?
Levi: *dramatic dismay* Bare skin, bright sunlight, and that surfboard! *sulky glare, enveloped in edgelord gloom again* Itās the epitome of extroversion! Itās just not fair!Ā
You said it, Levi!
Beel: *faces falls, expression uncertain* You too, Chise...? What did I do?
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2. Youāre so cool, Beel!
Beel:Ā You think so? *beams happily with a blush* Itās kind of embarrassing, hearing you say that.Ā
Levi: *gloomy, jealous scowl* Nnnngh!
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Beel:Ā Anyway, there are some sick waves coming in, so Iām outta here.
Levi: *gawks in horror*Ā SickĀ waves?! Just say goodĀ waves, will you?! *shoulders slump with dramatic moaning* I swear Iām allergic to extroversion!
Lucifer: *shakes head with a sigh* Calm yourself, Levi.
Levi: *wide-eyed staring* Ugh... Heās actually doing it. Worse, heās really good at it!Ā
Lucifer: *proud little smile, arms crossed* Impressive.Ā
Lucifer: *leans closer, masking expression* Whatās this? Youāre staring, Chise.Ā Captivated by Beel, are you?
Was it that obvious?
Lucifer: *narrows eyes in annoyance* Extremely⦠Donāt let my brothers catch you looking like a love-struck puppy. Youāll never hear the end of it.
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2. Not really.
Lucifer: *carefully casual, apparently not the only one feeling jealous/insecure* Oh? If you say so.Ā
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Levi: *hides face with dramatic yelling* Oh, COME ON! There has to be a rule against someone being that cool!Ā
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Mammoney:Ā Even the GREAT MAMMON...
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Beel: *smiles happily* Whew... Those were some good waves.
Nicely done.
Beel: *smiles* Thanks.Ā I havenāt had that much fun in a while.Ā
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2. You were AMAZING!
Beel: *chuckles, beaming happily* Really? I love seeing your face light up like that. Thanks.
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Beel: *tilts head with a smile* Want to give it a shot, Chise?
I couldnāt!
Beel: *nods in encouragement, smiling affectionately* Relax. Itās easier than it looks.Ā A little practice, and youāll be hanging ten in no time. Trust me.Ā
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2. Iād love to!
Beel: *nods with an eye-crinkling smile* I knew youād be up for it.Ā I love that you always rise to a challenge.Ā Come on. We can do it together.Ā
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Beel:Ā Just follow my instructions, and youāll be fine.Ā The most important thing is to wait for the right wave.Ā Start small and work your way up.Ā Get on your board when the wave comes and start paddling.
Beel: *nods encouragingly, warm* Like this... Use your arms like boat paddles. *nods again, pleased* Yeah, thatās good.
This is kind of hard...
Beel: *shakes head reassuringly* Itās hard for everybody at first, but youāll soon get the hang of it.
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2. I have a good teacher.
Beel: *smiles warmly* Me? Iām glad to hear that.Ā Itāll be fun riding the waves with you.
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monSOLO:Ā It is usually a difficult spo...
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Beel:Ā Okay, Iāve taught you the basics. Letās head out.Ā
*fade to out in the water*
Beel: *focused* Wait for a good wave.Ā
Beel:Ā ...Ah, here comes a nice one. Paddle, Chise.
Iāve got this!
Beel: *laughs happily* Thatās the spirit! Nice form, Chise.
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2. Iām scared!
Beel: *smiles reassuringly, warm* No need to be scared. Itās a small one. *encouraging focus* Go for it, Chise!
*camera shake* *slurp slurp noise for some reason*
Beel: *looks away, worried* But, itās like⦠everythingās gone kind of blurry. I canāt see very well in front of me.
Belphie: *wide-eyed, alarmed* Thatās not good at all! You were saying that your eyes were itchy this morning. Could that have something to do with it?
Beel: *uncertain* I donāt know. I mean, I used the eye drops that you gave me. Here, these ones.
Belphie: Huh? Um⦠Beel, these are totally different. Thereās an imagine of a skull on the bottleā¦
Beel: *surprised* Really? Huh. How did I mix those up?
Belphie: Hang on, let me see if I canāt look these up.
*pause*
Belphie: ā¦Found them! Theyāre Tiresias Drops. Says here theyāre usually used for pranks, since they mess with your vision for a little while.
Beel: *unhappy* Oh, so thatās what happened. Thatās not goodā¦
Iāll stick with you until your sight comes back!
Beel: *warm smile* Are you sure about that, Chise? ā¦Thanks, thatād be great.
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2. Who would do something like that?
Beel: *sad, unsure* Who knows�
Belphie: *worried* Either way, not being able to see properly is dangerous. Chise, youāre going to have to stick with Beel until the effect wears off.
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Lucifer: Mammon really never learns.
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Beel: *shakes head, worried* Hm⦠Whereād I put that chocolateā¦?
Here you go, Beel.
Beel: *happy sparkle effect, grinning* Thanks, Chise. That helps a lot.
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2. Itās over there.
Beel: Over⦠where? Here? *face falls* No, wait⦠Is it this way? *looks around, distressed*
Belphie: *soft smile* Itās right here, Beel.
Beel: *smiles* Oh, okay. Thanks, Belphie.
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Belphie: *saddens* ā¦I guess this is what weāre just going to have to deal with until Beel gets his sight back.
Mammon: Yo, whatāre ya guys up to?
Levi: *smiling* Is this some kind of club?
Beel: *looks around* That sounds like⦠Mammon and Levi?
Mammon: *frowns* Yeah, but⦠weāre over here, dude.
Beel: *raises brows* Huh? Oh, sorry.
Levi: *side-eye, confused* Um, a little more to the right.
Beel: *sad* Is this enough?
Mammon: ā¦Uh, whatās wrong with Beel?
Belphie: *sighs* He used these fake eye drops called Tiresias Drops, and now he canāt see anything further than the nose on his face.
Levi: *eyes widen* Whoa, really?
Mammon: *hides smirk behind hand* Soooo, basically⦠he canāt see squat. Heh, I just had a great idea. *smirk widens* Iām gonna sneak āround back and tickle the hell outta him.
Beel! Behind you!
Beel: *surprised, confused* Huh? What is? *serious, focused* Hm⦠Going by the sense Iām getting. Iām guessing itās⦠Mammon?
Mammon: Whā! Hey, Chise! Whyād ya go and spoil all the fun, huh?
Beel: *warm smile* Thanks, Chise.
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2. Welp. Itās your funeral.
Mammon: Pfft, Iāll be fine. So long as ya keep your trap shut, that is. Just⦠gonna⦠sliiiiiiide in⦠back hereā¦
Beel: *frowns* Hm⦠I get the feeling that Mammonās nearby. Probably over⦠*grins* Here!
Mammon: Urk!
Beel: *narrows eyes, suspicious* What were you tiptoeing around for?
Beel: *warm smile* Knowing you, Iād bet you were trying to tickle me. Got you!
Mammon: *jumps in alarm* Whā! Hey! Lemme go!
Beel: *chuckle* Nope. Iām turning the tables on you. ā¦Tickle attack!
Mammon: Waitā *laughing, grinning* Hahahahaha! S-Stop, I canātā¦! Aahahahahaha! *raises voice* Gyahahahahaha! Cāmon! Help a buddy out!
2. A) Serves you right.
Mammon: *grinning, laughing* Th-Thatās so cooooohohohohold! Ahahaha! Why you guys gotta be so meeeeeean?
2. B) I think heās learnt his lesson, donāt you?
Beel: Yeah, I guess so.
Mammon: *relieved, wheezing* *huff*⦠*huff*⦠Th-Thanks, I thought I was a gonerā¦
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Beel: *smiles* Iām feeling really hungry now, though. Maybe Iāll go make something to eat.
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L3V1: Beel is actually pretty skillful.
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*HOL kitchen*
Beel: *happy* I wonder what I should make� Chise, can you check the fridge for me? *soft excitement* What do we have to work with?
Meat.
Beel: Okay, thereās plenty we can do with that. Could you show me the spices we have, too? *smiles eagerly* I donāt know all that much about seasonings in the Devildom yet, but if you could help me open the lids, then I can at least get an idea of what they smell like. *sniff, sniff* ā¦Okay, I got it. Then, this one⦠*sniiiiiiiifff* Hmm, I see. *pleased smile* I guess itās between this spicy-smelling one, and this sour-smelling one.
A) Itās gotta be the spicy one!
Beel: Yeah, youāre right. This oneās better. Iāll get a nice, thick coating on it, then fry it up. I hope this turns out okay.
*time skip*
Beel: *big happy, grinning* There we go, one serving of something-or-other meat with a spicy rub.
B) Definitely the sour one.
Beel: *nod* Oh, since itāll cancel out that gamey smell. smiles, excited Okay, Iāll sprinkle some of this on, then cook it in the steamer.
*time skip*
Beel: *big happy, grinning* That should do it. One serving of healthy, steamed⦠some kind of meat.
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2. Fish.
Beel: Oh, okay. Since we havenāt had dinner yet, something nice and light would be a good idea. Could you also bring out some vegetables that might go well with it? I donāt know all that much about the different kinds in the Devildom yet, but⦠*closes eyes* *sniff, sniff* Hm, this one smells distinctly quirky. And this one⦠*sniff, sniff*⦠Doesnāt really smell much like anything, so itās probably got a lot of water in it.
Beel: *happy sparkle effect* There we go, a plate of mystery fish in a secret herb sauce.
2. B) My voteās for the watery greens.
Beel: *grin* Okay. Since it probably wonāt add a whole lot of flavour, we should stew them together with some extra seasonings.
*time skip*
Beel: *happy sparkle effect* There we go. Simmered vegetables and some sort of fish.
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Beel: Weād better eat before it gets cold. Here goes nothingā¦*bite* *cheeks turn pink, monching noises, big happy smile* *munch* *chew* ā¦Mm, delicious. At first, I was worried about whether or not Iād be able to adapt to Devildom cuisine, but everythingās really tasty. Iām definitely a fan. *nod, nod* Iām eating a lot more than I used to, too. But, donāt hold back on my account, Chise. Go on, eat up.
*time skip*
Beel: *pink cheeks, big happy smile* That sure hit the spot. Guess weād better clean up. Iāll pile it all up in the sink first.
*pause*
Beel: ā¦There, thatās everything. With a bit of dish soap, these will be clean in no time.
Can you see again?
Beel: *shakes head* Nope, not at all. I just have a pretty good idea of where everything is. Now that I can more of less sense it.
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2. Youāre not hesitating at all.
Beel: *nod* Well, I can more or less sense where everything is now. *smiles* I donāt have to guess too much anymore, so I can move a lot smoother.
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Beel: It took me a little longer than usual to get a feel for the space, but thatās just because Iām not used to living here yet. Back when I was on guard duty in the Celestial Realm, I did some of my own combat training blindfolded, actually. *cute chuckle* So, this kind of brings me back.
That sounds exactly like the sort of thing youād do.
Beel: *proud grin* You canāt slack off when youāre in a position like that, When your job is to protect people, you have to keep getting stronger.
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2. Uh, was there a reason for that?
Beel: *serious nod* Of course. You never know whatās going to happen, so you have to be prepared for anything. *hesitates* Kind of like how⦠Iām living in the Devildom. *looks aside, grim* I always assumed Iād spend my whole like in the Celestial Realm.
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Beel: *pauses reverie head shake, sweet smile* The blindfolded training didnāt always go so well, but it was a lot of fun.
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Belphie: This is all Mammonās fault.
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*sepia flashback, Celestial Realm*
Belphie: Are you sure about this?
Beel: *nod* Yeah. Tie it nice and tight, okay?
Belphie: *head shake* Sure, but⦠whatās with the blindfold, anyways?
Beel: *smiles* Standing watch at the gates means being ready for anything. So, Iām going to do some combat training like this.
Belphie: *exasperated disbelief* Seriously?
Mammon: *grinning* Dude, blindfolded fight club? That sounds way cool! *hides smirk behind fingers* Hey, that gives me an idea. Iām just gonna sneak on back here⦠and launch a surprise tickle attack.
Belphie: *baleful glare* Are you an idiot?
Mammon: Shaddup! Youāre gonna give me away!
Beel: Huh? I couldāve sworn I heard Mammon just now.
Mammon: *nod* Yeah! You aināt been beat yet! You gotta use that, uh⦠Your mindās eye, or whatever the heck itās called!
Beel: Belphie⦠Mammon⦠*determination* One more time, please!
Raphael: *smiling* I donāt see how the result will be any different, but⦠En garde!
*time skip*
*white flash*
Beel: *wide-eyed, shocked* I-I did itā¦! *huff*⦠*huff*ā¦
Raphael: *chuckles, pleased smile* ā¦You scored a hit after all. Well done, Beel.
*fade back to present*
*HOL kitchen*
Beel: *smiling* ā¦So, yeah. I managed to score a point against Raphael. Well, that was mostly because I had Mammon and Belphie there to cheer me on.
Raphaelās just that strong, huh?
Beel: *serious nod* Yeah, he really is. Out of everyone in the Celestial Realm, heās probably the best fighter. *smiles* Heās just as kind and caring, too. Apparently, thatās why heās so strict. Though, itās more that Mammon and the others are just really good at pushing his buttons.
2. Your brothers really are kind.
Beel: I know, right? *happy smile* When push comes to shove, I know theyāve always got my back.
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Beel: *serious* My family is what drives me. Wanting to keep them safe makes me strong. *warm smile* Iām going to have to work harder at protecting them from here on out.
Youāre so dependable, Beel.
Beel: *taken aback blush, happy smile* You really think so? Youāre probably the only one whoād say it out loud. But, even though the others donāt, I know thatās how they feel. So, Iām going to make sure I stay on top of my regular training.
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2. Iāll help you, too.
Beel: *taken aback* You will? *pause* *shy blush* ā¦Huh, thatās strange. For some reason, hearing that from you puts me at ease. I didnāt think that anyone besides my brothers could do that. *warm, shy smile, blushing* You really are⦠Hm, I donāt know how to say it. Mysterious? Strange? Incredible?
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Mammon: ā¦Found ya, Beel! Itās payback time!
Belphie: *sigh* I told him not to, but he just wouldnāt listen.
Mammon: *grinning* Prepare to die!
Beel: *head shake, grin* Geez, you just donāt know when to quit.
Mammon: *yelling, grinning* Eat a water balloon, bro!!
*flash of white*
Beel: *focused* ā¦Nice try!
Mammon: *eyes widen* Dammit, he dodged! Fine, letās see if ya can do it back to back!
Mammon: Whoa! He seriously managed to throw one back?! Screw yoooooou!
*long camera shake*
Belphie: *eyes widen, concerned* Uh⦠Is it just me, or is the collateral damage starting to pile up?
ā¦I didnāt see anything.
Belphie: ā¦Yeah, Iām with you there.
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2. Belphie, youāve got to stop them!
Belphie: *exasperated head shake* You think I can? No way, thatās not happening. Besides, doesnāt this kind of thing fall under your job description?
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Lucifer: *scowling, arms crossed, shouting* Would you lot keep it down?! Iām trying tā *eyes widen*
*camera shake*
Lucifer: Nh! *glare* Why⦠are there⦠water ballons�
Mammon: *grinning, laughing* Hiyaaaaaaah!
Beel: Raaaaaaah!
Lucifer: Beel! Mammon! Cease your shenanigans this instant!
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Text chat: Mystery Freebie (from Beelzebub)
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Beel: I also received this secret gummy as a reward for buying every single region-exclusive flavour.
Beel: Iām going to try it now.
Let me guess⦠Not good?
Howās the taste?
Beel: Well, they donāt call it a āsecret gummyā for nothing. I canāt tell what flavour it is.
Beel: What I DO know is that it definitely contains something bad for your health.
Beel: Hmmm, I feel like these region-exclusive gummies are more miss than hit.
Beel: Itās okay, though. Iāve still got more gummies to try.
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Text chat: Hell's Kitchen Original (from Beelzebub)