#beej boy

The world building is... like... top fucking notch. I'm not even being exaggeratey I'm LITERALLY OBSESSED.

the premise is, you are a fem!witch (which usually i read gn or male fics, but holy fuckballs) who bought a spellbook that regular non magicky people thought was a halloween decoration, and you accidentally summon beetlejuice, who in this world is a sex demon

yes it's smut. but listen

the first deal you two make is if you two fuck, he can go out into the world for, i think it's like 3 days or smth, details don't matter, idfc

so you fuck, obviously

you end up driving past a shop that says his name three times on the front fucking window, so you check it out

it's a motherfucking sex shop i kid you not

so you go back home and summon him again, and you figure out an agreement- you take care of the marketing part of his company so the head witch cover thing doesn't find out you summoned a demon bc that's illegal, and he does his thing and doesn't rat you out.

basically it's amazing and the dialogue is so funny and i legit laugh out loud at some parts and i'm constantly kicking my feet and giggling bc it's so silly

also it's musical!juice coded, i think it is legitimately meant for the musical fans

ANYWAY GO CHECK IT OUT

creds to @somedaylazysomeday for the fic

her creepy old guy and his underage bride <33

tiny lil redraw thing i definitely am not crying over lydia who said that