#beefcake fantasy

The athlete survived the hospital. The appetite survived too. His football scars remained as proof of the athlete he once was. The backside that earned him the nickname "Johnny Cake" somehow remained just as famous. One year later, the lean physique was gone, but the bakery was still open for business. Everything between those old football scars and that legendary butt grew far beyond expectations.

“The athlete survived the hospital. BOOST supplied the calories. Monster Energy supplied the caffeine. His famous butt supplied the genetics. Everything else followed along for the ride.”

"I remember when everyone talked about how handsome he was. One year later, he's still handsome, still smiling, and still stealing the spotlight-just with considerably more royal padding than before. The heartthrob princ may be gone, but the doughboy prince has never been more popular."