#becomingcryptids

Living in a quiet, but boring mountain town has it’s perks. Rainy skies and dry ground to name a couple, but it also has its downsides. Things seem to go missing, very frequently. Almost every person here has had something stolen. It’s a little bit of a problem, but not the problem it should be. The things that go missing aren’t really expected, but it leaves you with an empty feeling as if you were reaching out to touch someone you didn’t quite know was there. Mushrooms and moss out of backyards, are the most common thefts. Shiny yard ornaments too. Some say it’s a creature, a being, some even say that if you look closely, unfocus your eyes you can see Her standing in the rain. long blonde hair, dripping. blue/green eyes, like the moss she took, looking to trust. Some have even set up traps to scare Her. An unexpected loud noise and your yard will remain untouched. The most common place to spot Her is in the outer lakes this mountain town is surrounded by. So, if you’re feeling risky, let’s go for a swim.

Misery loves company. Tragedy loves mystery. This cryptid loves background noise. There is never silence. True silence will never exist as long as this cryptid is alive. Writing itself into your reality. Writing himself into cold, busy cities imbibing them with the small town feel. He sees the world blurred. He has a definitive weakness though, something most other cryptids don’t have. Insects. The insects don’t like him either, which is a plus, so if you live in a busy city and don’t have an insect problem, you may have another kind of problem. An Ambient tragedy.

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“I think he’s just got long legs.” Another will chime in. The conversation goes on and on. Along with various scents one might attribute to the forest, an air of mystery and conversation surrounds this cryptid. Known to hold menacing eye contact with the unsuspecting people he encounters, this green-haired cryptid tends to collect insects. He lurks at the base of each hill in Austria, seemingly in all places all at once.

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One morning, while out for a morning walk with her dog, a young woman describes a creature approaching her; brown shaggy hair covering a body about 5 10. She is adamant that it wasn’t Bigfoot as the creature pet her dog and drew a picture of what looked like an octopus in the ground. Stories such as these are surfacing all across small towns in Texas. They’re dubbing the creature the Shaggy Sketcher. Some believe that the creature is a member of the Bigfoot family, others will argue that he is too short and tends to pick at his face, and bite his hand when unnerved. Bigfoot doesn’t do that. At least they don’t think so. The creature isn’t something small town Texas is afraid of, but if you’re out walking your dog, be prepared to be approached.

If you’ve ever been out late at night, paranoid, telling yourself that the jingling of keys you hear is all in your mind, you may have experienced this cryptid. So called “nests” have been found with small corked glass jars and especially scenic postcards from neighboring towns. The few witnesses to see this cryptid up close claim that the noise is from brass keys the cryptid keeps on their person at all times. This creature isn’t known to be violent, but there isn’t much known about this “Keyper” as of now. Be careful if you wish to find more out, you may get more than you bargained for.