#because shaving

I don't know if you little fuckers know what it's like to have nearsightedness and having to shave in the shower at the same time at least once in your lifetime because let me tell you something that it fucking sucks. It's like you CAN NOT BLINK to keep your crappy eyesight on the skin, there's always going to be at least one or more of those "tough hair" neighborhoods on your body that think they're all that and will refuse to be forcefully removed from their homes at the hands of a razor blade, and THERE. WILL. BE. BLOOD.