#because boy

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do yall fw weirdroute charisk (no text ver under cut)

•says he wants a wife and kids after a week of talking

•disagreed that having kids will change your life in sometimes negative ways (said simply “you can do everything you could do before kids after” which is the most man take on anything ive ever heard)

•hasnt asked me out on a date in the two weeks we have been talking, when brought up he said “what you want me to ask you out????”

•”its not non negotiable” “so can we do something different” “no”

•talks down to me as if i havent got the same amount of degrees as he does????

•”i have traditional views” bro

•mansplained that he can influence what number a dice lands on, and that he doesnt believe in luck. This led to an argument lasting four hours that he wouldnt drop

Alright, my guys.

I'm goin' to beeeed.

But I have many drafts, so have no fear! You are not forgotten. I just get caught up in my pals often when I'm stressed/at work/nervous about new people/distracted/etc. Nothing against none of you, you're all wonderful too and I am looking forward to catching up asap.

Anyway, leave me some anons or asks or the like to get back to when I wake up.

Here it is!!! At last!!! The Enchanted Adjacent au! Special shout out to @smieska for enabling my nonsense, helping with ideas, and kicking off the Enchanted talk that led to all of this! ;o; <333 Here’s the synopsis!