#beaver talk

Me: wow it really hurts when I move my neck into a certain position Me: Me: I am going to hold it in that position for as long as possible.

In other news I've begun saving for a new computer if you would like to aid me in my endeavor please toss a coin in the nearest puddle or small body of water and I will collect them at midnight thank you.

Cats want lots of attention but they also want you to ignore them and that is why I relate to them.

I don't want to eat now but I will definitely want to later when I can't leave the desk so I should probably eat now.

I'm working the front desk 9-5 tomorrow and while I am grateful for the extra work it is a terrifying job.

I apologized to a printer today.

Im never not happy about learning asexuality is a thing bc now I never have those "if I don't like x then I must like y even tho I don't really like y either" moments cause that shit used to drive me crazy.

the iphone is wonderful im never going back also no one told me how easy it was to transfer the illegal stuff, back in 'nam you had to install codecs and you had to walk ten miles uphill through the snow to get em.