[pounding the table and chanting] MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE

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[pounding the table and chanting] MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE MOUCHE

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Evansville Press, Indiana, March 10, 1909
Enameled patch box (used for carrying fake beauty marks) in the shape of masked woman, circa 1750.
Godey's Lady's Book, 1861
In recent years, wellness patches have taken the health and wellness industry by storm. These small adhesive patches promise to deliver vi

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Pete & Dave's take on Dove's latest "craze," The Beauty Patch.
What if Dove aimed their campaign at men, because Men Can be Ugly Too!
"We showed you you're not a hideous monster, so where's our Nobel Peace Prize or whatever?" [via Feministing]
Have you seen the original? It's pretty stupid:
Just a few first reactions and sarcasm... Who are these women? Aren't they all too busy to worry about this crap? But whew, I'm glad they picked women who are multi-colored, but still conventionally attractive -- no need for women who couldn't already be on TV! Also, I would not trust a psychologist who looked like that. She's just going to lean across her massive desk and slap the patch on there without cleaning their skin first? Not even an alcohol wipe? Wow. You couldn't even go dress shopping two weeks ago? I bet it's 'cause you were too ugly to let in the store. Thanks, Dove! And last, but not least, from a scientific perspective, n=4 is a terrible sample size. LINEFACE :-|
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