“Uh...” It pauses, peering down at the motionless bug. “I mean, it can still do this, so...I think so?”

(The friends you make in college are a million times more reliable than the ones you make in High school or many other places, believe me. You’re good.)

19) Breaking one of your muse’s bones

The old man was definitely much stronger than he looked.

Nanu had heard the commotion coming from Po Town, and, as usual, had gone to investigate. Punch-ups were common in the Team Skull headquarters, but what he witnessed seemed way out of line. 

He strode forward, grabbing Guzma by the arm, and yanking him away from the fight, his hands clamping down hard. Knowing Guzma, and knowing how much he loved a good fistfight, Nanu quickly sandwiched the arm between his legs and squeezed, wincing a little as he heard the bone snap in two. 

“Ain’t nobody else’s, not this time.” He snickered, wiping at the corners of his mouth. “I know, ya’ used t’ it bein’ someone else’s. Nah, ya’ boy’s just feelin’ a bit sick, is all.”

He froze up, before falling into another coughing fit, blood speckling his arm as he covered his mouth with it.

The grunt ran a hand through her hair before fishing through her pockets for anything that might be of help. Fishing out her handkerchief she held it over. “I can’t tell ya to go to a doc. Ain’t my place. From what I’ve ‘eard they just tell ya to rest, charge ya an arm and a leg and that’s that.”

// Awwww, jelly lookit how good this redemption arc Guzma is! Such good~ //

“…I’mma break ‘im.”

// Dude, no. //

“I’mma do it. Break ‘im in half.”

// No, c’mon. Let’s be nice to this one, look how sweet he is! //

“I ain’t gotten ta really fuck any ‘a these guys up yet–‘cept that one time with Jasper’s punk. He’s fuckin’ ASKIN’ for it, I’m gonna kick ‘is ass, whether ya like it or not!”

// Don’t make me drop some feelings in here. //

“BITCH DON’T YOU DARE.”

// BOOM! FEELINGS! NOW BOND WITH YA BOY. //