i want grandpa to stab clark in the beard with his beard

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 i want grandpa to stab clark in the beard with his beard

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Timothy Omundson Was In My Dream Last Night
(Watching an ep of supernatural with Tim Omundson. Dean pops up onscreen looking scruffy fabulous)
Me: Man, that guy looks good in a beard.
(Tim Omundson looks appalled and offended.)
Me: Oh, but his beard is nowhere as good as yours.
Yup it's Sophia! There is another picture of her with Liam sister Nicola, that Nicola uploaded on Instagram lol....
Nicola Insta is np2788. She barely posts but of course three pictures from the lm concert. So funny
Omg thanks! I always like to know sources of these things. Bahahaha itâs like Modest forgot that Sophiam broke up or something (tho I suppose itâs possible that Sophia and Nicola are friends outside of Liam? But both of them being at a Little Mix concert is a little suspicious and suggests a PR motive.)
Gonna save these links for reference: Nicola and Sophia, cocktails (notice how she also labelled this Little Mix so we know, random pic of the stage
a guy from Beard Wars came through my line today and i basically just shit-talked about how overly dramatic it was FOR ME and that i could only get through three episodes. mind you, i've seen every episode of Laguna Beach, The Hills, AND The City. so saying that Beard Wars was too dramatic for me is saying a lot.
Want there an article about a staff of a restaurant bein interviews about Sophiam eating there way before they became official. It looked very planted bc they were so loved up?
You talking about this I assume? Yeah I really wanna know how a random diner that was interviewed knew enough about Liam to know this:
âIt would be odd to take an old school friend on such a romantic outing. But you never know.
Yes a random diner at that restaurant knew that the girl Liam was with was an "old school friend" uh huh sure.
I was speculating for ages before Sophiam was confirmed that Modest was gonna do a "hometown girl" narrative with Liam's next beard (based on stuff like this and also tweeting about Hattie and following Shannon) and lo and behold⌠that was true.
I think this was planted and purposely vagueified so that it could apply to any brunette "old school friend" while they were still trying to choose which specific girl they would go with.

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How do you feel about the whole 'Sophia' venture Liam went through? Following a Sophia account but no One Direction ones, he didn't even reply to things directed towards him and maybe that would've been different.
I guess I sort of addressed this in the last ask, but yeah I do think that it's weird that both times Liam has addressed Sophia on twitter he keeps talking about the hate she's getting, or fake accounts... rather than say anything nice about her, or talk about a cute thing she's done or they've done together or... anything.
If he truly likes this girl you'd think he would do that you know? Even for real relationships there's image to consider, and you gotta give people something to like about Sophia and Sophiam... but all he ever does is talk about the hate she gets? What? Like even if you think it's real you gotta wonder if he really likes her... no wonder Danielle was liking stuff on instagram about rebound relationships and "loving when you're lonely" sheesh.
I wonder if Liam is actually doing this on purpose as a way of rebelling because he doesn't like Sophia and/or Sophiam, and wants an end to the relationship or a different beard. Maybe Modest set up this arrangement and he doesn't like it. If nobody likes Sophia and nobody ships Sophiam and Liam only contributes to this by giving shippers nothing to work with... Modest may relent and allow them to break up and/or find a different beard that Liam likes better. It's something to consider.
Is Liam ans Sophia confirmed? And what is liard?
As of today, theyâve been confirmed by the media (âaccording to a source close to liamâ). Weâll probably see them get papped in HQ soon. Iâm thinking sheâll show up at the upcoming movie premiere, because this was confirmed as quickly as it was. If not, I feel like theyâll be papped more officially soon somewhere, or maybe theyâll just show up at the Funky Buddha together and take pictures there.
"Liard" is the ship name people have coined for Sophia/Liam (Liam+Beard). I think people started using this before we were sure what her name was-or if the girl Liam was holding hands with was really Sophia. Idk if I like that, I think they need a proper ship name, but fandom will provide this organically eventually. I donât really like any of the obvious options, their names donât go together that well.
They need a proper ship name so I can start tagging them that way...
The concert pic of Andy and Sophia, it feels like shouldn't they at least stand next to each other if she's been liams gf for months. Idk you can't tell much from a pic but he doesn't seem comfortable with her.
Not sure exactly what pic youâre talking about (this one?) but idk if I would read a whole lot into just a few candid pics like this. I honestly think that Andy and Sophia know each other well, because Sophia and Andy are facebook friends, and there are lots of pictures of Sophia at the Funky Buddha (like, go to the Funky Buddha facebook page and youâll see her there a lot) so I think theyâve hung out in the same vicinity frequently. Like, regardless of whether you think Sophia is liamâs *actual* gf, theyâve been in the same circles and have known each other for quite a while.
anon asked:Sophia will be there, if not the tabloids will say they didnât want to show their love bc of Danielle or something but theyâve already let us know sheâs with him. How convenient that they were holding hands while with fansâŚI can take her/get used to her as long as we donât get Miserable!Liam like when Perrieâs around.
Yeah, I would be very surprised if she didnât show up to the movie premiere. I kinda think thatâs why the confirmation of them dating was rushed to today, because the whole thing seems to have developed really fast (even if thereâs enough of a history from what fans have found, to make it plausible that theyâve been seeing each other in secret for a while. I think, as far as it goes with Danielle, PR will be working on selling this new relationship for the most part, rather than focusing on a past one. Yeah, pretty interesting that they were seen holding hands at Rodeo Drive, which is a place celebs go when they want to be seenâŚaka that outing was probably planned with the intent that a fan would get a picture like that.
anon asked:Itâs been so lovely to be a Ziam shipper. Only their love, almost no obstacles (except a meaningless tattoo) so Liard was bound to happen at some point. I donât get it. Why donât make it more believable, wait a couple of months. Oh thatâs right, all the promo and maybe if Zerrie breaks up after LM new music theyâll need a second beard.
Yeah, I created my beard wars tag as soon as Payzer broke up because I was sure Liam would get a new beard before the end of this year (though I donât think I thought it would be this soon). I feel now that either Elounor or Zerrie will have definitely broken up by the end of this year, and Liam/Sophia being established by then will mean that Modestâs requirement of at least two band members having girlfriends can be fulfilled. It certainly would have been more believable, according to the official timeline (i.e. assuming Payzer 2.0 was real) for Liam to get a girlfriend a few months later. But, this will probably help drum up PR for the movie, so thatâs my guess as to why it was rushed.
anon asked:
What do you guys think the media will spin this Liard story? They will get credit for âgoing to the same school,hometown girlâ but Liam is the committed boyfriend. It makes him look bad if he was the committed boyfriend to Danielle, havenât been home but manage to snatch a girl from home in three month and now is flaunting his new relationship. He recently said how hard it is to trust people, so they can spin heâs always known her so she likes him for him but nothing indicates thatâs true..
 Yeah, the media narrative for Liam+ girls doesnât make a whole lot of sense with this timeline considering that Payzer supposedly broke up because of âtwitter hateâ (lol) and because itâs hard to maintain a relationship when theyâre on the road all the time. Plus I think Liamâs said some stuff in interviews lately about preferring being single or something so likeâŚokay. Now heâs gonna be super happy being a relationship person because this has been confirmed. But I think his answers to those kind of questions end up being inconsistent in general.
Oh, can I say, I totally called that they would do the âhometown girlâ thing with bearding this time. They havenât done this before and I donât know why, because itâs the most reasonable back story for how a celebrity and his girlfriend could have met, and is way more believable than elounorâs four different how-they-met stories, Zerrieâs sketchy and obvious PR beginning out of nowhere, Haylorâs whatever-the-fuck we were supposed to believe there, and Payzer 2.0 where they seemed miserable around each other. I actually think that in general this relationship will look very believable (because the back story is more believable, because liam will be a more convincing actor than Louis in this particular situation, because Liam and Sophia are probably established friends as Eleanor and Louis werenât and maybe arenât, and because after so many fake relationships I think Modest is getting better at them), but at the same time, there will be little hints of fishy stuff eventually. If Sophiaâs twitter account becomes public at some point youâll know whatâs up.