#bear punch

Call it... Cross Counter.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you want to see your shittiest dreams realized) the initial run of Battlebots was RICH with pneumatic spikes, which eventually grew the pneumatic punch: Bear Punch!

When the primal bear attacked the Orcish tribe, only the wisest could understand his mighty roar and find enlightenment.

Here's a topline summary of Magic as at FRF:

 - There are 14,416 unique non-silver-bordered cards

 - Standard is at 1,230 cards (8.53%)

 - Modern is at 8,766 cards (60.81%)

 - The average creature has 2.49 power and 3.84 toughness

 - The most common keywords are flying, enchant, trample, haste, first strike, equip, defender, protection, morph, and flash in that order - Khans pushed Morph ahead of cycling as the most numerous non-evergreen mechanic of all time

 - There are 7,571 creature cards (52.5%)

 - The most common creature types are Human, Wizard, Soldier, Warrior, Spirit, Elemental, Zombie, Beast, Shaman, and Cleric in that order.

Horror so bad…its good

Horror fans round the world have very differing opinions on the different sub genre’s – but at a glance you have some very standout ones: Gore porn, torture porn, horror-thrillers, horror comedy, paranormal, supernatural, serial killer, creature features…etc.

A less appreciated, but highly valued group falls somewhere short of these…not quite horror comedy, but rather horror so bad its…

Elspeth 'I'll punch a bear I don't give a fuck' Tirel

I'm not saying this has been my work computer wallpaper for the last few weeks. But this has absolutely been my work computer wallpaper for the last few weeks.