#bear pit

Two boys peer into the bear pit at the Prospect Park Zoo, 1938.

RIP Bart the Bear 2

'Bärengraben' - the Bear Pit (refurbishment) Bern, Switzerland; 1995-96

Andreas Furrer (architect), Luzius Saurer, Toni Weber (landscape architects) (photography by D. Uldrj)

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Me: Oh, really now? Who woulda thought that people kept *bears* in *bear pits*??

Brienne: kingslayer?

Jaime: dude come on, Jaime

Brienne: the fuq are you doing here, Jaime?

Jaime: something stupid

Brienne: so I know we’re busy rn but uh are you really telling me you rolled up with no plan?

Jaime: ok if by “no plan” you mean use my body and sand throwing skills to shield you from harm then absolutely

Brienne: like that is nice of you but I think I’ll stick to this highly effective wooden sword

Jaime: there is literally no way I’m letting you approach that bear and if you don’t get behind me I will legitimately trip you

Brienne: phhht yeah right *maneuvers around*

Jaime: *trips Brienne* try me bitch

Brienne: point taken

Jaime: *wildly swinging recently discovered rotten jawbone* anyway, would you say you’re more of an “intricate priceless swords” kind of girl or an “obedient and valiant steed” chick?

Brienne: what? This is not the time for-

Jaime: you know never mind I’m being silly, I’ll just splurge, get both

Brienne: I don’t follow - oh shit we got climb the fuck outta here

Jaime: *scrambling up after Brienne* yeah totally. Oh your dress is looking a little worse for wear. Remind me to commission you a new one when we roll into Kings Landing

Brienne: dude what are you TALKING about?

Jaime: maybe blue? Not like light blue though, like sapphire blue? Not to match your eyes or anything

Brienne: ..........uhhhhh