Fighting zmora's powered up form on hardmode technically qualifies as sex, and brother, im losing at sex

If mordecai transitioned rigby would still call her dude and it wouldn't bother her at first but as she learned more about transfeminism she'd start to recognize the pattern of transmisogyny in rigby's behaviour, then she'd confront rigby about it, rigby would get mad that she's getting upset about something he's done since forever so he'd go on reddit to commiserate with redditors and they'd agree mordecai is overreacting and one of them would offer to come by and talk to mordecai "as a fellow trans person". Rigby would go and confront mordecai again, they'd get into a fist fight and destroy the lodge, and benson woul get pissed, then when the guy shows up he'd be a giant evil skeleton with a "he/him" pin on his ribcage and he'd try to eat mordecai, and rigby would save her from the skeleton by twirling in a skirt so fast it turned into a buzzsaw and cut off his legs (something that rigby had called stupid earlier in the episode when mordecai did it) and then mordecai would be like "dude you saved me" and rigby would go "dude of course i did" and then mordecai would go "dude we just talked about this" roll credits