#beanhuzz

★ — tmasc , tneutral , genderfluid , nonbinary , agender , omniromantic , turilesboy / lesturigirl , orchidsexual , somewhat sirenosexual, and demisexual! ✦ i see myself as an alien , angelpuppy , and drawn like a cartoon in real life :3 ✦ pro good faith + contradictory labels , I literally don't care lol!

★ — ouahhhhh slaps my big fat bellayyhyyy i love my boyf / qpp / whatever we are oooaieeee shoutout patrick osuhdhhhhshs faggot areooauhhhhh go check him out perchance -> ♥️

★ — boundaries! — flirting okay IF you're joking, friendly flirting, or my partner/qpp :3 ✦ if I engage with friendly flirting first you can tell me not to flirt with you! ✦ I don't need any censors or tags or warnings for ANYTHING, I'm desensitized to stuff online ✦ always open for dms honestly :3 just don't send me any illegal shit or (seriously) harass me lol

★ — anti harassment , proship , lolicon , shotacon , kodacon , profic , comship , and darkship! ✦ i use it as a coping mechanism and for fun, ask me about my ships! ✦ ship and let ship enthusiast! ✦ i <3 problematic tropes and dynamics in fiction! ✦ I post about my ships a lottt sometimes, mainly paulpat thoo

★ — bpd , depression , cptsd , dyscalcula , dysgraphia , anxiety , autism , adhd , hypersexuality , &&. osdd1b ( mayb. pdid ) ✦ this affects how I act , I’m not bragging my mental illnesses! ✦ probably more bullshit so shrugs! mentally ill so interact at your own risk! kinda take this as your byi

★ — special interests! — bluudud ✦ flamingo ✦ patrick bateman ✦ american psycho ✦ paulpat ✦ severance ✦ the big bang theory ✦ the seeburg1000

★ — hyperfixations! — the stanley parable ✦ the office ✦ glass onion ✦ jury duty ✦ reservoir dogs ✦ yansim ✦ undertale ( esp wtchng speedruns! )

★ — fandoms! — house md ✦ reservoir dogs ✦ reservation dogs ✦ zero day ✦ the boys ✦ ace attorney ✦ sherlock (any vers) ✦ severance ✦ american psycho ✦ the office ✦ supernatural ✦ moral orel ✦ paswg ✦ superstore ✦ parks and rec ✦ flamingo , rblxyoutuber ✦ bloods , tv show ✦ brooklyn 99 ✦ jury duty ✦ regretevator ✦ good omens ✦ the stanley parable ✦ spongebob ✦ dead poets society ✦ loki ✦ general mcu ✦ breaking bad ✦ the breakfast club ✦ the big bang theory ✦ ghostbusters ✦ maple town ✦ smiling friends ✦ teen titans go! ✦ glass onion , knives out ✦ young sheldon ✦ star trek ✦ the truman show ✦ rick and morty ✦ undertale ✦ luckystar! ✦ yandere simulator ✦ cerebus the aardvark ✦ &&. so much moar, prolly just ask if I like a certain media and ill update this if I do..

★ — hobbies! — watching tv ✦ reading scripts ✦ writing ✦ playing ponytown ✦ making art ✦ acting ✦ making oc's &&. lore ✦ photography ✦ baking ✦ watching minecraft , roblox , &&. commentary youtubers ✦ watching speedruns of many games

★ — fav characters! — mr orange ✦ gregory house ✦ mark scout ✦ temmie ✦ crying child ✦ unikitty ✦ henry afton ✦ seth milchick ✦ dylan george ✦ spamton ✦ dave strider ✦ jade harley ✦ gumball watterson

★ — fav ships! — paulpat ✦ caldre ✦ gusmax ✦ gusjesse ✦ waltjesse ✦ laloward ✦ emunene ✦ spideypool ✦ hilson ✦ huddy ✦ mcwexler ✦ orel and christina ✦ princibaldi ✦ puppycorn and unikitty ✦ jalbert ✦ denbert ✦ willry ✦ plushdad ✦ crying child and michael afton ✦ gregvan ✦ spamtenna ✦ temmie and kris ✦ kris and ralsei ✦ nyancat and tacnayn ✦ annoying dog and temmie ✦ kris and soul ✦ uleanra and unstable day ✦ five and klaus ✦ stridercest ✦ tomtord ✦ gumwin ✦ edd and matt ✦ calvin and henry ✦ almond cookie and clotted cream cookie ✦ steve and captain ✦ billford ✦ spongebob and squidward ✦ stannarrator ✦ dylan and irving ✦ markhelly ✦ markgemma ✦ markchick ✦ wincest ✦ frisk and flowey ✦ batecest ( ehhh? kinda canon in my source but take it with a grain of salt ok? ) ✦ creamsicle ✦ truman and marlon

★ — kins! (dbls dni , dbls iwc , dbls ok) — paul allen ✦ iketeru daga ✦ leonard hofstadter ✦ noob ✦ poob ✦ c00lkidd ✦ ralesi ✦ five hargreaves ✦ klaus hargreaves ✦ mugman ✦ stanley ✦ bingo ✦ jake peralta ✦ cheyenne lee ✦ john watson ✦ yes man ✦ fluttershy ✦ neil perry ✦ dick turpin ✦ jesse pinkman ✦ jane margolis ✦ patty rabbit ✦ luigi ✦ branch ✦ smidge ✦ connor ✦ gumball ✦ morty ✦ kentaro momose ✦ nursula bendy ✦ brett hand ✦ james wilson ✦ frisk ✦ chara ✦ papyrus ✦ steve tankman ✦ steve smith ✦ special week ✦ clarence ✦ sumo ✦ akira kogami ✦ mikyki takara ✦ kanata izumi ✦ calvin gabriel ✦ spongebob ✦ unarmed ✦ fibbonachi ✦ sean bateman ✦ mobius m mobius ✦ neil perry

★ — f/o yumeships! (dbls dni , dbls iwc , dbls ok! — this only applies to other romantic yumes) — homelander ✦ the deep ✦ evelyn williams ✦ edgar ✦ truman burbank ✦ egon spengler ✦ bluudud ✦ leonard hofstadter ✦ jon arbuckle ✦ brian johnson ✦ mark scout ✦ seeburg1000 ✦ fifteen ✦ flowey ✦ monster kid ✦ manilla ✦ number five ✦ catavator

★ — familial yumes! (dbls dni , dbls iwc , dbls ok! — this only applies to other familial yumes) — patrick bateman - my son ✦ andre kriegman - my son ✦ panty and stocking - my sisters ✦ aziraphale and crowley - parents ✦ pinkie pie and rainbow dash - sister and brother respectively ✦ 007n7 - father

★ — idols! — I really really REALLY love Jim Carrey, Adam Scott, Christian Bale, Johnny Galecki, Bret Easton Ellis, and Robert Sean Leonard :3 I love all of their works lots and lots and might tweak posting about them

★ — warnings / before you int! — i may post when i split or am in a depressive episode, just bewarned! ✦ sometimes i do post things with suggestive undertones or just talk about sexual stuff during hypersexual episodes BUT! I try not to take it too far (-_- )

★ — taken anons: none! tell me if you wanna claim one! ^_^

★ — tags! — #beanuniverse - thoughts ✦ #beanreblogs - reblogs ✦ #beanhuzz - posts about my partner / qpp ✦ #beanpolls - polls I make ✦ #beanagere - agere posts ✦ #beananswers - answering asks ✦ #beanluvs - favs tag

★ — fidelity list! (yumes of these dni , im loyal to my friends) — damian wayne , wally west , tim drake , scooter (muppets) , yesman , evan afton , glamrock freddy , illli mcmillin , smg3 , wolverine , tenna , skylar specs , stud , sam gladiator , hamzo shimada , luis serra

★ — links! — WIP oauhhh