Summary: Lando telling Ginge and max to be quiet cause your sleeping during the stream.
Warnings: swearing, mentions of killer documentary (if I have missed any please tell me!!!)
Lando had a random message from max f, asking if he wanted to join them on fortnite. A quick stream.
Lando was coincidentally bored, he didn't have much to do - you was watching a serial killer documentary that he found disturbing and boring. he knew damn well you would tell him all the gory things as well once you finished it.
Lando typed a quick thumbs up emoji and a 'sure mate'
You was like lando said, sprawled out on the sofa with some gummy bears. watching the new gory documentary. Lando leant over the sofa and placed a small kiss on your head "i'm gonna go stream, call me if you need me"
you give him a nod and a small mumble, all your attention on the documentary. he rolls his eyes at your intense focus on it.
he walks off to your bedroom, sitting at his gaming setup and putting his headset on. Making sure the stream is all working good and sturff.
Once that's all sorted, he finally hears ginge and maxâs voices
Ginge let out a loud "Ahhhhh! Theres me' man." Lando laughs lightly and sits back in his chair "im here. im here."
Ginge sighs dramatically "yeah- finally."
lando rolls his eyes and laughs, Ginge huffs "Right- C'mon, Start the bloody game"
About half an hour goes by. your documentary finished. you let out a tired yawn, rubbing your eyes. they hurt from staring at the tv so long. you could already hear lando's speech about you watching tv too much.
You yawned again and grabbed the blanket that was on the sofa, tiredly standing up and wrapping it around you, waddling to the bedroom where lando was streaming.
You quietly open the door, stepping to him. he had his headset on so didn't notice you until he felt your tap on his shoulder
he softened and let out a small chuckle when he saw you, eyes droopy and the blanket wrapped around you. "You look comfy"
You don't even respond, a yawn beating you to it. making lando laugh
He opens his arms, scooting his gaming chair back a little. He mutes his mic.
You settle into his lap, your chest to his. your face buried in his neck and the blanket now wrapped around you both.
Lando kisses your head softly "you okay for me to keep the camera and mic on?" he asks quietly. letting his hand caress your back under your hoodie.
You hum a yes against his neck and he nods even though he knows you can't see it. Lando turns his mic back on and keeps the camera on. the stream chat was spammed with comments
user1: Oh My GOD
user2: WHO CAN LIPREAD?!
user3: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HES SAYINGGGGGGG
user4:i wish i was her so bad rn
Lando ignores the stream, focused on his game with ginge and max. their voices loud in his ear.
Ginge lets out an amused gasp when he spots lando's screen "Is that my favourite lass?"
Lando rolls his eyes and gives a small nose scrunch at the loud gasp ginge made. lando smiles a little "yep. she's pretty much asleep."
ginge groans "awh- can she hear me?"
Lando looks down to you, poking your back gently, where he was stroking. "can you hear ginge?"
You nod against his shoulder, a tired grin on your face "unfortunately" you mumble which earns an offended gasp from ginge.
Ginge scoffs "UH- EXSCUSE ME? DON'T YOU EVER- EVER EVER. SIT THERE, IN YOUR CHAIR- AND BE MEAN TO ME" (please tell me u get the reference)
Lando was laughing his head off, trying not to jostle you by him laughing so hard. you sigh tiredly but can't help the big smile on your lips...after all, ginge is funny.
Ginge chuckles "Nah i can't believe that. I thought we had somefink going!" ginge jokes, like usual. an inside joke.
Lando scrunches his face at ginge speaking louder than before, so you could hear ginge. "ah!- jesus christ"
Ginge chuckles "what? i gotta let her hear me!"
Lando laughs and rubs his ears, moving one of the headphones behind his ear and not directly on. "she can! i think the whole world can!"
Max laughs and scrunches his face as well at the noise âyeah man- I think Iâll have to get earplugs with my headphones, geez.â
a few minutes go by and you fell asleep on lando, your head rested on his shoulder, your cheek squished and most of your hair covering your face, so thankfully the the stream wouldn't get too many screenshots.
Lando noticed you had fallen asleep, but wasn't deep asleep yet. ginge and maxâs laughs or yells making you stir ever so slightly.
Lando interrupts them "oi!- guys quiet down a little" lando says quietly but ginge and max yell at eachother over him.
Lando rolls his eyes with a small grin, and does a loud whisper "SHHHH", moving his finger to his lips jokingly.
Ginge chuckles quietly "Oh shit- is she asleep?"
Lando smiles and nods "yep. out cold."
Ginge nods and him and max quiet down, not wanting to disturb you.
They bite their fists and ginge punches the air when he dies in the game, not shouting because he doesn't wanna wake you up.
"damnit" ginge grumbles making lando smirk.
Ginge rolls his eyes with a grin "why's she so tired anyways?"
Lando tuts as he focuses on the game, "she's been watching this new serial killer documentary for the whole day. literally binged watched the whole series"
Ginge chuckles "ah that makes sense. such a y/n thing. i think out of anyone i know, she'd be the one to watch shit like that"
Lando chuckles and nods "yep. i have to listen to het tell me all the gory details" he says through a grimace
Ginge laughs lightly, "mh. I'd watch your back with her mate."
"looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill ya, ya know what i mean?" ginge says with a funny grin.
Making lando laugh high pitched, his signiature laugh. Lando smirks and jokes "tastes like one too"
Ginge grimaces and groans "Ah! Lando- you pervert! TMI"
Max grimaces as well "i wanna be who i was before i heard that"
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The reader has diabetes and during a stream from Lando and Max she ends up having hypoglycaemia?
Sudden Drop
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Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader
Summary: you have diabetes and have a sudden low blood sugar dropâŠduring a livestream.
Warnings: hypoglycaemia, near fainting, swearing (please tell me if Iâve missed any?!!!)
You have hypoglycaemia which is where you have low blood sugar drops.
Lando openly talks about how much he hates it, not in a mean way. But he hates how many near heart attacks he has when you have random episodes of where your blood sugar drops.
He even went to the lengths of buying you an expensive Apple Watch to track your blood sugar levels throughout the day. And he also keeps apple juice boxâs around everywhereâŠliterally everywhere.
Max stares into the camera as he checks to make sure the stream is working. âChat?- can you hear me?â He asks to the screen and watches the chat section roll with comments and answers, most saying yes.
Lando was sat on Maxâs bed behind him, scrolling on his phone mindlessly. You was laying on top of him, snuggled into his shirt.
You had just had your diabetes medication an hour before and you hadnât eaten anything yet, too tired to get up and eat something. You knew your doctors had told you to eat something after taking your medication but you thought today you could just leave it for a whileâŠyou was wrong.
Max was talking to the stream, he was also setting up the sim for him and Lando to play. âLando? I think itâs ready mateâ
Lando looks up from his phone and nods lightly. He looks down at you and gently moves you off to get up.
He sits down next to max and holds the steering wheel. He grins and makes pretend car noises.
Max rolls his eyes amused âanyway-â
Lando chuckles. And then they start play in and racing on an f1 simulator.
After a couple minutes you get bored and stand up, moving to stand by Lando. Lando looks up âbaby? Whatâs up?â He asks quietly, moving his mic away.
You rub your eye and sit down on his lap, he instinctively holds your waist to make room for you.
âComfy?â He asks quietly and kisses your temple. You nod and relax into his chest, watching the chat comments and landos screen.
Max groans when he crashes in the game âthis is stupid.â Lando chuckles ânah- you just suck.â
Max gives the stream a deadpanned look and rolls his eyes amused.
User1: MAX KEEPS CRASSHING đ
User2: whyâs y/n so quiet?
User3: ikr?
User4: I LOVE YALL
Lando had also noticed your quietness, usually you was quite loud and jokey during streams. He gently presses his lips to your cheek and whispers âbaby? You okay?â
You let out a small sigh and nod âmhm..â
Lando furrows his brows, his gut telling him something was wrong. He uses one hand on the steering wheel and holds your other with his. And he notices how shaky your hands areâŠ
You felt awful, your eyes were blurry and felt pressure on them. Your head was fuzzy and stomach queasy. And not to mention how pale you looked. You looked like a ghost through the camera of the stream.
Max hadnât noticed what was going on, too busy throwing a rage fit at the game âOh my goddddddâ
Lando was too focused on you than the game, he let go of his steering wheel entirely and looks to you âbabe? When did you take your medication?â He asks as he lifts your sleeve up, looking at your watch and checking your blood sugar levels.
You know your brows as you try to think, your brain fuzzy. âUh- likeâŠan hour ago..â you say through trembling lips.
Lando eyes widen and looks at your watch âan hour ago?!â He exclaims as he reads your watch, your blood sugar levels dropped massively.
âHave you ate anything?â He asks worried as he holds your cheek, turning you to face him. Not bothered about the stream.
Max looks over, now also worried. You shake your head âI was too tired..I was gonna have something laterâ
Lando shakes his head, annoyed with himself for not making something for you. âYou shouldâve asked me to get something- you know you need to eat after your medsâ he sighs and gently lifts you up onto maxâs bed.
You sit on his bed, your hands even more shaky and your eyes more blurry.
Lando looks at you worried âare you okay? Your shaking like crazyâ
You shake your head âI feel faint..â you manage to say quietly.
Lando nods and quickly goes to grab an apple juice from the kitchen, he rushes off to the kitchen.
Whilst heâs gone, max looks at you âdonât faint on meâ he says trying to lighten the mood. You form a small smile âha ha. Funny.â
Max chuckles lightly but then he sees you shut your eyes a little âhey- I was kidding- lay down. Donât faint.â
You sigh and lay down âsorry- I wonâtâŠI just- feel really dizzy..â
Max sits back by his laptop and starts looking at the stream again and calls out for Lando âLando! Hurry up.â
Lando groans and rushes back in, pushing max away from his keyboard âmoveâ
Max knots his brows confused âwhat are you doing-?â
Lando keeps quiet for a second as he goes off the stream, ending it.
Max eyes widen âhey- whatâre you doing?â
Lando rolls his eyes âIâm buying her apple juice. We have none, we ran out. And we donât have anything else either.â He says as he orders some from the closest shop down the road.
Max nods lightly and looks over to you, you look pale and weak.
Lando moves away from the keyboard and stands next to you, holding your shaky hand âbaby? Stay awake for me yeah? Iâve ordered some apple juice and some fruit and stuffâ
You nod lightly and try to stay conscious. Your hands still shaky and your heartbeat fast.
Eventually Lando hears the door knock and he grabs the stuff from the delivery guy. And he rushes back to you. âBaby?- drink this.â He says stern and hands you the apple juice box.
You take it and sip some. He furrows his brows, not satisfied and still worried about you âmore.â
You sip some more and he shakes his head with a soft âno- drink all of it.â
You sigh and do as he says, drinking it all and as soon as your done he hands you the other apple juice box.
âBabe- i canât drink loadsâ you sigh
Lando shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair âyou can.- drink as much as you can. I donât want you to faint or anythingâ
You give in and drink another juice box, eating a bowl of banana slices as well.
Lando nods content and kisses your head âthank you, now next time. Tell me to make you something to eat okay? Donât say âyour too tiredââ
You smile lightly and nod âI will..I love you.â
Lando smiles and kisses your nose âI love you more, now rest. please.â He says and sits down on the bed next to you as you lay down.
Max shakes his head amused âseriously? Iâve lost my bed again.â
Warnings: Reader faints, fainting, swearing, bad language, blood?, reader gets injured!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
âWhereâs y/n?â Lando read out from the chat with a smile âsheâs currently sat over there-â lando said as he looked over to you with a smile, âsheâs sat in the corner of the room on her phone- baby Câmereâ lando said as he held his hand out gesturing for you to come sit on his lap.
You smiled as you walked over to them both âhi everyoneâŠâ you smiled as you sat on landos lap, you felt a wave of dizziness hit you but you shook it off.
You stayed there for awhile until lando got thirsty âhang on max, Iâm gonna go grab my water bottleâ lando said as you got up from his lap so he could go grab it.
You felt the same dizziness when you got up too fast, ây/n? You okay?â Max asked when he saw you looked pale and you nodded âIâm fine..Iâm just gonna grab my phoneâ you said and max nodded as he read the chat.
As you took another two steps you felt the dizziness but ten times worse, your vision went black and you felt yourself collapse to the ground, hitting your head as you did.
âIs y/n okay?â Max read out confused âyes guys sheâs fine she just went to grab her phone..â max said with furrowed brows, max has his headphones on so he didnât hear or see you faint behind him.
User1: OMFG IS SHE OKAY?!
User2: DID SHE FAINT?!
User3: MAX TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES OFF
Used4: BEHIND U DUDE- SHES LITERALLY PASSED OUTTT
User5: OMG SHE BETTER BE OKAY!
User6: UHM- WHY DO I SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOORRR?!
Max looked behind him, thinking the chat was messing with him but when he looked behind him and saw you on the floor he quickly threw his headphones off and sprinted out of his chair.
âY/n?! Fuck- y/n? Are you okay?â He asked but you was completely unconscious, and thatâs when he saw the cut on your head and the blood.
âFuck- LANDO! LANDO!â Max yelled out as he held your head gently, âLANDO!â Max yelled again.
âwhat did you rage quit again?â Lando laughed as he walked in but his smirk left when he saw max holding you passed out and a massive gush on your head âwhat happened?!â Lando asked worried
âI- I donât know I had my headphones on-â max said as lando carried you onto maxâs bed.
âItâs alright- she just faintedâŠsheâs got pots remember?â Lando reminded him and max sighed in relief with a hand on his chest âyou couldâve fucking reminded me!â
âI just did!â Lando argued as he checked your cut.
âIs her head okay? I think she hit it on my chairâ max said and lando nodded âyeahâŠshe might need a plaster but sheâs fineâ lando said as he sat next to you waiting for you to wake up.
âFuckin hell I just had a panic attackâ max said as he took a couple deep breaths. âChat are going crazyâ max said as he sat back down on his chair.
âY/nâs fine you guys- sheâs alrightâ max said âlando is sitting on my bed with herâ max explained.
You stirred and felt a pain in your head, âah- what happened? I feel dizzyâ you said as you sat up but lando pushed you down gently âdonât get up too fast baby.â
âWhat happened?â You asked confused âyou fainted and you cut your head but i put a plaster on it..itâs not that badâ lando said checking your cut again and you smiled âthank you..â
âDid you not feel dizzy before?â Lando asked and you nodded âwhy didnât you tell me?â Lando huffed as he held your hand, âI didnât think Iâd actually faint- Iâm sorryâ you said as you wrapped yourself around him burying your face into his neck.
âItâs fine..wanna sit with me? The chat are all very worried about youâ lando laughed making you grin âyes pleaseâ you smiled as lando carried you with him into his chair, âyou wanna play?â He asked as he handed you his controller âthank you babyâ
âDonât let her play! Sheâs gonna beat me nowâŠâ max huffed
Max and lando are both very competitive and stubborn but they both knew for a fact you was better then them and would beat them in games you havenât even played before.
âYou have to be me thoughâ lando grinned as he edited your character for you, âIâm not even allowed to be me in the game?â You asked with a shake of your head as lando giggled.
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âSee?! How does she do the quick turns so fast?! This is bullshit.â Max raged as he threw his head back onto his chair making you bite back your grin.
âChat said your acting like a babyâ lando laughed and max glared at him, âyou go against her thenâ max huffed as he handed him his controller
âBaby Drink..â Lando reminded you as he passed you his water bottle, you took a couple sips as you read the chat.
User1: omg lando is the best bf ever-
User2: couple goals.
User3: is she okay yâall? Whyâs she got a plaster on her head?
You smiled at the chat âIâm okay you guys, I cut my head when I fell but Iâm alrightâŠI canât believe I fainted like ten minutes ago and Iâm beating them bothâ you giggled as you rubbed your eye as a wave of dizziness hit you again, âlan?â You said and lando looked down from the screen towards you âmhm? You okay?â He asked as he stroked your thigh âno I feel dizzy again..â you said as you put the controller down âwanna take a break baby? Maybe you shouldnât look at the screenâŠcâmonâ lando said as he gestured for you to get up, he held you so you got up slowly but that wasnât enoughâŠyou fainted again.
Your eyes rolled back as you collapsed in landos arms âshit-â lando said as he laid you back down on top of him, âSorry max- I think Iâm gonna carry y/n to bed..You can carry on the stream though?â Lando said as he lifted you up into his arms.
âNah itâs alright mate. Iâm knackered anyway..Sorry guys! Weâre gonna end it here- y/nâs okay thoughâ max said to the camera before switching it off.
âWant me to help?â Max asked and lando shook his head ânah itâs alrightâŠNight!â Lando said as he left with you ânightâ max grinned as he watched lando try to shut the door but failed repeatedly until he just kicked it and left âstupid door.â
âThat is my door yâknow?â Max shook his head and lando smirked âyes I do know that.â
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Lando gently laid you onto your bed and quickly grabbed your water bottle adding cold water with ice. âLan?âŠ.did I faint againâ you asked and lando nodded as he handed you your bottle.
âSorry..â you sighed and lando scrunched his face âdo not say sorry. Itâs not like you do it on purposeâ
âI love you- Cuddle?â You asked with a smile and he grinned as he jumped on the bed and wrapped himself around you âduhâ
âIs max okay? Is he trying to shut his door or something?â You asked confused when you heard a door shutting and closing making lando smirk.
âHeâs fineâŠletâs just sleepâ lando smiled as he rested his face into your neck.
âLANDO! You broke my door! The handle doesnât work!â Max yelled and you looked down to lando who was biting back his laugh.
âI was only unconscious for a couple minutes!â You shook your head and he couldnât hold back his laugh.
âARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!â Max yelled and you both covered your mouths as you nearly cried from laughter.
Summary: lando does the âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â Prank on you
Warnings: swearing, bad language, yelling!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
Lando had seen a new trending prank on tiktok and he never really liked pranking you but he wanted to see your reaction for this prank. The bf would go up to his gf and ask âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â And he wanted to see how youâd react, he was a little scared since you never really got mad or angry but he has seen a couple times and when you do get mad you get mad.
Lando set up the camera and his it behind a pan on the kitchen side, you hadnât noticed him walk in yet but he could see you cooking dinner and cutting up vegetables.
The smell of whatever you was making was heavenly, lando took a breath and gave a cheeky smile to the camera.
Lando built up the courage and said it âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â He said quite harshly and you lifted your head slowly not looking over to him, you set down the knife in your hand and tilted your head at him.
Max who was sat on the sofa on his phone also looked over at lando confused and looks over to you awkwardly until he remembered the trending prank on tiktok.
âWhat did you just call me?â You asked raising an eyebrow and he gulped fidgeting with his hand.
âI said youâre a bitchâ lando said rudely again still trying his hardest not to break character and apologise to you and kiss you all over there and then.
You looked at him with furrowed brows and he rolled his eyes at you âwhereâs my fucking dinner? Iâm hungry!â Lando yelled at you and you scoffed.
âDonât fucking talk to me like that!â You yelled back and threw the tea towel in your hand at him before walking out the room angrily and slamming your bedroom door.
âDudeâŠyour in deep shitâ max said as he leaned over the sofa looking over at your now locked bedroom door, lando bit back a laugh as he quickly turned off his phone. Max took a photo of lando who gave him a cheeky grin and posted it onto his insta story.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: what happened whyâs he a bad bf?!
User2: WHATD I MISS?!
User3: check landos tiktok
Maxverstappen1: what did you doâŠ
Maxverstappen1: youâre in trouble.
User4: LMAO
oscarpiatri: I could feel her glare through the screen.
Lewishamilton: this is why I get scared to race herâŠ
User5: NOT THE WHOLE ASS GRID BEING SCARED OF HER
User6: LANDO UR SO MEAN
User7: I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THE PRANK
User8: HE BETTER NOT HAVE CHEATED ON OUR Y/N
âBaby? BabeâŠopen the door!â Lando said with a teasing smirk as he pulled on the door handle.
âBaby..?â Lando said more serious and not with a playful and teasing grin.
âY/n? Open the door.â He said again as he knocked on the door loudly all whilst max watched from leaning on the sofa.
âY/n. Baby? Please open the door! It was a prank! I didnât mean it! I swear- it was just for a tiktok-â Lando was cut off by the door unlocking and your arm sticking out with a pillow.
âWhatâs that for?â Lando asked confused
âItâs for you. Youâre sleeping on the sofa.â You said sternly as you pushed the pillow into his arms before shutting and locking the door again.
Max pursed his lips with a âooh your in troubleâ look and lando sighed throwing his head back.
Lando walked over to max with his head hung low and max couldnât help his laughs.
âItâs not funny.â Lando glared with a pout as he threw his pillow on the sofa and laid down, âyour in the doghouse manâ max teased and lando rolled his eyes.
âI regret making doing that stupid tiktok.â Lando pouted and max smirked at his small pout.
âAt least you know she wouldnât let you call her a bitch?â Max said poking fun and lando glared at him.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: Lando what did you do?!
User2: omg I just saw his TikTok-
User3: sheâs scary when sheâs mad.
User4: you deserve it tbh
Maxverstappen1: you deserve it man
Georgerussel: it was too much for little lando Norris
User5: LMAOOO
User6: NJSIWHSJAKK
Lando shuffled on the sofa the whole night, max had left to go into his bed and lando glared at him jealously.
Lando has fallen asleep for abt two minutes before waking up again, he couldnât fall asleep without you in his arms or next to him. He missed feeling your feet touching his or hearing your breathing or feeling your hair touch his chest.
He huffed as he got up walking tiredly towards your door with his pillow in his arms. He knocked but the door opened from his touchâŠit was unlocked?
He walked in quietly and smiled when he saw you passed out on your bed hugging your pillow, lando carefully climbed in next to you but unfortunately for him it woke you up âmhâŠâ you groaned and stirred âsh..sh baby..go back to sleepâ Lando said as he pulled the pillow from your grip and put it under your head and instead snuggled you into his arms.
Placing kisses on your head and you sighed in relief âI love youâŠâ you mumbled making him smile âI love you tooâ he whispered back as he pressed a long kiss to your temple.
âIâm still mad at youâŠâ you mumbled again and he smirked at you, you was half awake but still held a grudge.
âI know. I deserve itâ lando grinned as he rested his head in your neck breathing in contently.
âYou know I would never call you a bitch for real though right?â Lando asked you in a serious tone and you nodded into his chest âI know lanâ you smiled as he stroked his fingers up and down your back.
Warnings: swearing, dyslexia (if Iâve missed any please tell me!!)
You had gone golf with Lando and max for the day and they had randomly decided to go live on twitch. You was sat in the cart trying to cover your phone from the sun so you could read your text out but you huffed when all the letters were jumbled because of your dyslexia. âLan? Is this spelt right?â You asked as you looked up to him as he held the camera.
He held his hand out and read your text but shook his head with furrowed brows when the letters were also jumbled from his dyslexia too. âChat how do you spell neighbour?â Lando asked and looked at the chat to see the word repeated, some in caps.
âOkayyyyy thank you guysâ Lando said with a little laugh as he typed the letters in on your phone and let you hit send.
âThank you chat!â You said louder so they could hear you whilst max took his shot.
That was not all thoughâŠ.
Stupidly max asked you to read the subs out on the camera âthanksâŠuh- daivid? And thanksâŠkivy? For the subsâ you smiled as you positioned the camera to look at max and Lando who were having a little play fight ending in Lando trying to poke maxâs ass with the golf club and max running away with his hand covering his ass.
âIdiotsâ you shook your head behind the camera.
Chat:
User1: LMAOOOO THEIR SO FUNNY
User2: not y/n calling everyone the wrong name đ
User3: ITS VICKY NOT KIVY đđ
User4: is she stupid?
User5: sheâs dyslexic bro
You knotted your brows as you read the comments, âomg! Guys have I been calling you the wrong names?! Iâm so sorry!â You gasped and slapped a hand to your mouth when you realised what the chat was talking about.
âMax! You take the camera! I suck at this jobâ you said dragging a hand down your face, âwhat are you talking about?â Max asked confused as he took the camera off of you.
âI canât read the chat or their namesâŠsorry guysâ you said with an embarrassed smile âdyslexia?â Max grinned and you nodded âalright baby your turn!â Lando said as he handed you your golf ball.
âThank you babyâ you smiled as you took the ball from him.
âY/n has really bad dyslexia guysâ max explained as he read through some of the comments. âYeah she hates itâ Lando agreed with a nod of his head.
âYou have dyslexia thoughâ max pouted confused on why you hated it so much âyeah but hers is worse than mine and she loves reading but she has to use the text to speech thingyâ Lando explained and max nodded âyeah she hates itâ Lando gave a tight lipped smile but smiled when you walked over, he instantly wrapped a hand around your waist.
âAlso chat- I didnât wanna play this stupid game-â I murmur to the camera but got cut off by Max âitâs a sport not a gameâ he corrected me for the 100th time.
I roll my eyes to the camera. âItâs a game.â I whisper to the camera making lando stifle a laugh.
âŠâŠ
This also occurred on streamsâŠfor example the time when Max was streaming with you and Lando.
You had somehow been given the job of calling out and thanking the subs..again.
âThank youâŠuh- poopy?â I tilt my head and scrunch my brows as I read the username out and gasp when I read it again âsorry-! Sorry- I meant poppy..! Thanks poppy for the subsâ I correct myself embarrassed
I hear landoâs laugh behind me as Iâm sat on his lap, âLan. itâs not funny-â I roll my eyes playfully but he canât help his laughs.
âBabe- you called her poopy?-â he wheezes out whilst laughing, hiding his face in my hair from the stream. I shake my head smiling âI didnât mean to!â I cover my face embarrassed.
Max is trying to bite back his laughs as he tries to focus on a game. He looks to the comments and bursts out laughing at all the jokingly offended fans.
I feel Lando squeeze his hold on my waist slightly âbabe?â He whispers into my ear and I hum âmh?â
âWant your coloured slip thingys?â He asks quietly and I shake my head âno itâs fine..can you just read the subs out?â I ask and he nods âyeah.â
He continued to read the subs after that. I didnât think anything of it until I saw the twitter posts the next morningâŠthey did make me laugh.
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Your dyslexia would also affect your textsâŠwhich were also pretty funny-
Lando was sat on the sofa at your shared apartment. max was also there but he was on the other sofa. Lando scrolled through instagram bored until he got a text from you.
Lando tried to read it and sighed, his eyebrows scrunched in confusion. He rubbed his forehead and looked up when max chuckled âwhat?â Lando asks
Max laughed âhas y/n texted you?â
Lando nods âyeah- howâd you know?â He smiled confused
Max chuckled âcuz you look like your trying to read a different languageâ Lando laughed shaking his head
âHere you try and understand what she texted me.â Lando chuckled and handed his phone to max.
Y/N: Can yuo garb me smoe ciream?
Max knotted his brows as he tried to read it âfucking hell mate- how do her eyes make her think thatâs right?â
Lando chuckled âdonât ask me.â He said as he took his phone back and texted back.
Lando: babe. I just had a headache trying to read that.
Y/N: gbra em some icremea?
Lando: it still ainât spelt right babe.
Y/N: seriosly?
Lando: just call me. I cant keep trying to read this.
Max Fewtrell added to his story
Landonorris: I acc have a migraine after texting her.
Ynusername: blame my dyslexia not me âđ»
McLaren: you think her texts are bad..we have to deal with her emails!
User1: LMAO NOT MCLAREN CALLING HER OUT
User2: I WANNA SEE EM NOW đ
Lewishamilton: relatable.
Ynusername: hey! Give me a break.
User3: how r her replies making sense if her texts donât?
Landonorris: y/n uses autocorrect and speech to text to help her
Ynusername: idk what id do without it đâđ»
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This would also cause problems between her and her radio engineer, Fred.
âFreddie?â I ask into the radio as I hold the steering wheel tightly, going around a corner on the track.
âYeah y/n?â He responds through the radio
âThereâs something wrong with the uh- screen thingy-â I say and Fred furrows his brows
âUh- ya sure..? Iâm looking now and it looks fine?â He asks confused
âIt says Iâm going at 013mph?â I ask confused as I ready screen on the car.
I hear Fredâs small chuckle through the radio ây/n- itâs your dyslexia. It says 103mphâ he explains and I canât help my embarrassed smile under my helmet
âOh- I forgot about that. Thanks Freddo.â I giggle through the radio.
Fred chuckled âitâs fine. The cars fine though right?â
âYeah- itâs fine. Just my dyslexia.â I giggle
I do another turn and sigh âFred- whatâs the gap?â I ask confused
Fred looks down at his screen âuh- Max isâŠ0.845 seconds behind.â He reads and I nod
âOkayâ I say as I try to remember the track in my head. I go to turn right but quickly swerve left.
âShit- fuck- oops-â I curse under my breath and I hear Fred through the radio
âWhat happened-?â
âI uh- I just forgot my left and right but itâs fine-â I giggle quietly âsorry.â
Fred canât help his laugh âdonât worry- just try to remember next time yeah?â
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Or another struggle for you and Lando was cookingâŠ
Lando was streaming whilst you and him baked or shall I say tried to bake a cake.
Lando was leaning against the counter, holding his phone with the recipe on it âuh- babe? I think we need help.â He says with knotted brows.
You look over to him âwhat? Why?â
Lando tuts as he tries to read the ingredients âI canât make it out.â
You roll your eyes âlemme tryâ Lando scoffs lightly âokay- but I highly doubt youâll be better than me.â
You try to read the ingredients and instructions but itâs all jumbled and messy âuhâŠnever mind then.â
Lando chuckles and looks to the camera âguess weâre having pasta tonight chat.â
You giggle and nod âyup! Pasta it is.â You say as you grab different ingredients.
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Lando, you and Oscar were doing an F1 game interview thingy for fun.
The interviewer had given you all your own white board. The game was that Oscar would have to guess the word that you and Lando got.
The interviewer smiles âokay- start.â
Lando and you look to the word on your boards. Lando tilted his head confused âuhâŠâ
You also knotted your brows confused as you looked at the messy word. âUhâŠlan? What does it say?â You whisper.
Lando chuckles âno idea..â
Oscar shakes his head amused âhow the hell do I guess if you donât know the word?â
Lando laughs lightly âuh- I think maybe you should do the word and me and y/n guess it.â
The interviewer giggles and nods âokay- switch if itâs easierâ
Lando and you switch. Oscar chuckles âthis is why we never let you two team up. You guys are awful togetherâ
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Warnings: Allergy! Allergic reaction, swearing, bad language, reader crashes in car, reader gets injured, mentions of blood and bruises!!! (If I missed any please tell me!!!)
Author notes ++ (sorry abt how long I havenât posted yâall - Iâve been busy with college sorryyyyy!)
You was unfortunately born with two allergies, both near life threatening and both very random. Your first one was ginger and the other was blueberries.
Lando knew about your allergies and it was his mission to protect from even being near a blueberry or ginger. He would check the ingredients on nearly anything you bought from the shops and he would double check it before you ate it and he was even worse when you went out to eat.
He would tell the waiter about your allergies sternly since you had too much social anxiety to do it yourself.
You found out your deathly allergy was when you was younger with your parents, they had given you a blueberry flavoured yogurt and nearly immediately you went bright red and itchy, you couldnât breathe and was coughing like crazy until you threw up and fainted, you ended up having to go to A&E and nearly diedâŠso that was the last time you went near a blueberry.
You also had a quite serious allergy to ginger. Thankfully though you had an epi-pen but the bad side is your absolutey petrified of needles.
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âCâmere you muppetâ lando laughed as he wrapped his arms around your chest, you rested your chin on his crossed arms and rolled your eyes at his childishness. âLan- I need to go to my garageâ you argued and he lightly shook his head âno.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âAre we really doing this?â You huffed and you could feel his smile on your cheek as he pressed a small kiss there, âthere you are!â Max exclaimed making you and lando turn around to look at him.
âYouâve been looking for us?â You asked confused and he nodded âyeah- one of the engineers have been handing cupcakes for their birthday or somethingâŠI got you guys someâ max smiled as he held out the two cupcakes towards you both and you both smiled.
âI probably shouldnât eat before qualifying..â you said and lando shook his head handing you the cupcake anyway and not listening to your complaints.
âUgh fine- thank you babyâ you said as lando unwrapped it and handed it to you. âItâs actually pretty good, thanks mateâ lando smiled and max waved off a your welcome before walking off.
âOh yeah, y/n! Carlos is also looking for you!â Max yelled before walking away and you looked over to lando with a grin.
âIâve gotta go babyâ you said with a small pout and he huffed âI knowâŠIâll see you soonâŠgood luck kiss?â
âOf course.â You smiled leaning in and placing a passionate kiss to his lips which he returned.
âI love youâ he whispered placing another small kiss to the top of your nose making you scrunch it and giggle, âI love you too...â You whispered back before leaving to go to your garage.
âFinally! There you are! Qualifying starts in minutes! â Carlos exclaimed throwing his hands about making you laugh.
âSorry Iâm late- I *cough* was busy *cough*â you coughed as you tried to clear your throat that was now scratchy âyou okay?â Carlos asked with furrowed brows and you nodded. âMhm..Mâfineâ you reassured him as you grabbed your helmet and placed it on your head.
You headed towards your car and climbed in, Carlos followed behind you also getting in his car. You blew lando a kiss from your helmet which he returned.
You tried to clear your throat a couple times but it was hard with a helmet on squishing your face. âRadio check?â Fred, your race engineer spoke through the radio and you cleared your throat once more âmhm, check, I can hear you loud and clearâ you rasped out but fred shrugged it off.
Everything was going smoothly until you went round a corner and felt like you skipped a breath? It was weird and a new feeling. You didnât have asthma so it couldnât be that.
You tried to breathe in deeply but when youâre going 200mph itâs not that easy. âFuck.â You gasped out and Fred furrowed his eyebrows âyou alright?â
âMhm.â You hummed not wanting to talk because every time you did it felt raw and you could feel your throat closing up?
âY/n? Was that a yes or no?â Fred asked wanting a verbal answer and you rolled your eyes âyes.â You said and Fred could barely hear it.
You carried on the race and shrugged your sore throat off until your breathing got worse, you was now trying to breathe through your nose and Fred could hear your deep breathing through his headset ây/n? Are you sure youâre okay?â He asked again and you tried to answer but nothing came out it was like all the air had been taken out of you.
You skin was itchy and felt like it was on fire, your eyes were watering and your vision was blurring.
âY/n?â Fred repeated but you couldnât respond. And then all of a sudden you felt lightheaded and your vision was ten times worse.
And then everything went black. The last thing you remembered was your head hitting the steering wheel and hearing Freds voice on the radio.
âY/n?â Fred said now very concerned and even more when he saw you spin and crash into the wall. âY/N? Y/n?! Can you hear me? Are you okay?!â Fred asked loudly into his mic but you was unconscious.
âRED FLAG! RED FLAG!â Fred shouted âY/n! Isnât responding!â Fred shouted quickly.
âOkay..Lando. I have just been informed that there has been a red flag.â Will said to Lando through the radio, âwhat happened?â Lando asked confused as he slowed down and drove to the pit lane.
âI uhm will talk to you in a sec.â Will said and Lando stiffened at his response. âWho is it?â Lando asked seriously.
âLando- I will talk to you in a sec.â Will said and Lando clenched his jaw under his helmet.
âFine.â
Lando bit his lip anxiously. Please donât be y/n. Please donât be y/n. He repeated to himself in his head as he got out of his car.
He yanked his helmet off and his Balaclava before rushing over to will, Zak was next to him waiting for Lando.
âWho was it?â Lando rushed out begging for an answer, âLando-â Zak said holding a hand on landis chest but Lando shrugged him off âwho was it.â Lando repeated.
âIt was y/nâŠy/n crashed into the wall.â Will said and Lando went pale. âIs she okay?! Where is she?!â Lando asked panicked and will and Zak tried to calm him down but all he wanted was to know you was safe.
He quickly ran over to see the crash and it was awful. Your car was wrecked and there was debris everywhere. But the worst partâŠhe couldnât see you.
âWhereâs y/n?!â Lando hurriedly asked one of the men and he bit his lip âsheâs still in the car- theyâre trying to get her out now.â He said and Lando scrunched his eyes shut.
âPlease be okay. Please be okay.â He thought to himself as he walked closer. He stood there anxiously playing with his hands and gripping the fence.
âSheâs here! I need help!â A man shouted as he tried to carefully and gently pull you out of the car along with another man. âSheâs conscious!â The man said as he grabbed his medical supplies.
âI- I canât breatheâ you mumbled out as you grabbed your throat, your skin felt like it was on fire but that wasnât your big concern it was that you couldnât breathe and your whole left side was bruised from the crash along with a big cut on your cheek that was bleeding and dripping onto your race suit.
âY/n!â Lando shouted through the fence when he saw you on the race track but all the medics were covering you.
You felt another wave of dizziness and everything went black, the last thing you heard was landos voice calling your name.
Lando was sat next to your hospital bed, he sat on the floor and was holding your limo hand whilst he watched your face, looking for any movement.
âHey mate? Do you want anything from the vending machine? Youâve been sat here for nearly four hoursâŠâ max asked and Lando sighed not taking his eyes off of you.
âCan you get me a pepsi or something please mate?â Lando said with a small sigh as he continued to look at you. Max nodded before leaving the room.
You stirred and opened your eyes to only be blinded by bright lights, you felt something on your hand and you looked down to see Lando staring at you shocked. âY/n? Baby..?â Lando said under his breath before he jumped up and swallowed you in a hug.
You smiled âLan? What happened why couldnât I breathe?â You asked confused and touched your cheek feeling a bruise and a cut.
âRemember before the race we had those cupcakes?â Lando sighed and you nodded confused âwell i found out that yours had blueberry icing and thatâs what made you faint and struggle to breathâŠitâs all my fault- I shouldâve checked like I usually do-â Lando rambled and you huffed.
âLando- Do not blame yourself. If anything itâs my fault for not checking since it is my allergyâ you said and Lando shook his head.
âIâm just glad youâre okayâŠ.you scared the shit out of me you know that?â Lando said making you laugh softly.
âWell Iâm okay now so you donât have to worryâ you smiled and he took your hands in his âI will always worry.â He said placing a kiss on your lips.
âMate I got you this since they didnât have any pepsi- Y/n?!â Max cut himself off when he saw you was awake and you giggled at his reaction âyou okay?â He asked you as he walked over and gave you a hug.
âYeah..itâs nice to finally be able to breatheâ you half-joked âyeah well donât get used to it, Lando is gonna be clingy as fuc-â
âShut up.â Lando mumbled as he snuggled close to you making you giggle.
Lando Norris added to his story
maxfewtrell: How tf can you let a blueberry nearly kill u dude
ynusername: stfu max- remember when u nearly died from a tomato?
maxfewtrell: hey! you pinky swore you wouldnât talk abt that!
user1: oop- Iâm interested đ
Georgerussell: glad your okay đđ» that crash looked pretty bad
ynusername: Iâm alright, Lando is being a worrywart tho
Landonorris: sorry Iâm worried abt my gf
Georgerusell: your new nickname is now worrywart.
Landonorris: *blocked*
User2: I literally screamed when I saw you was bleeding!
User3: omg and the radio recording-
User4: Omg yes! It sounded awful! You could hear Fredâs panic
McLaren: So happy youâre okay! We have already set a rule that blueberries are banned from the grid đ«đ
User5: LMAO YES
User6: đ«â
User7: I am LIVING for this joke now.
User8: đ«â
landonorris: đ«đ€șđ€ș
User9: MAKKASBEHAJNA
User10: NOT LANDO FIGHTING A BLUEBERRY
User11: đ«â
ynusername: I approve of this trend đ«â
âAlright chat. I think today weâre just gonna do some racingâŠ? Does that sound good?â Max asked the stream and all the comments agreed.
User1: YESSSSSSS
User2: I need this after last weeks panic attack
User3: HIIIIIIII
User4: HOW IS Y/N?! WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE
Max couldnât help but laugh at the second comment âyes- I think this is very much needed after y/nâs near death experienceâ max agreed and not long later Lando walked in his room to grab a hoodie.
âAre you stealing my clothes again?â Max asked turning around and Lando grinned.
âMaybe.â
âYou streaming?â Lando asked âmhm why?â max hummed
âMind if I join? Iâm just having my dinner but Iâm bored on my ownâ Lando said and max nodded with a smirk âyeah mate just get a chair.â
Lando grabbed his gaming chair and sat next to max, whilst he ate his dinner. Lando read through some of the chat whilst max focused on his game and was trying not to die.
User1: why does landos food look bomb af
User2: HIIIII
User3: where is our girllll
User4: is y/n okay?
User5: WHERES OUR FAV COUPLE
Lando smiled as he read the chats concern for you ây/n is okay chat- sheâs sleeping in our bed right now. But sheâs okayâ
âShe was literally having a pillow fight with you a couple hours agoâ max laughed and Lando laughed and tried not to drop his food off his fork.
âOh for fuck sake!â Max groaned and hit his controller on the desk whilst Lando laughed âhow did you die on the level 2?â
âShut up.â Max rolled his eyes hitting Lando on the head playfully whilst Lando held his hands up to protect his face.
âLan?â
Lando and max both looked behind them to see you at the door, a huge blanket wrapped around you and your hair all messy from waking up.
âY/n! Youâre awake!â Max cheered and you smiled as you shuffled over to Lando and climbed on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling your face into the crook of it.
âYou okay?â Lando whispered into your ear and you nodded âYou sure your cheek doesnât hurt?â Lando asked you, moving his neck so he could take a look at your bruised and cut cheek.
âIt hurts a little but itâs fineâ you reassured him and he nodded âyou hungry?â He asked you and you perked up making him smirk, you turned around to look at his plate.
âWant some?â He asked you âyes please babyâ you nodded lightly. Lando picked up a mix of things on his fork and held it up to your mouth for you, you took a bite and rested your head on his shoulder âthank you babyâ
âItâs alrightâ Lando said leaning down to place a kiss on your cheek but you quickly flinched at the pain. âAh!â You hiss in pain
âShit- Sorry-! Sorry! Sorry!â Lando repeated as he held you gently âyou okay? Fuck I didnât mean to- I forgot!â Lando apologised again and you smiled softly âstop apologising, I know you didnât mean to.â
âYou know every time I stream now my comment are just filled with blueberries and red crossesâ max laughed as he scrolled through the chat as they spammed the emojis.
âItâs a running joke now. My sworn enemy.â You giggled, âI have been double checking everything chat! I have memorised labels!â Lando laughed and max nodded.
âHeâs not lying- he has banned those blueberry flavoured sour stripes from the apartment! Itâs like a prison in hereâ max joked and and Lando rolled his eyes.
âYeah well I do not want another situation like last week or the month before that.â Lando said reminding me of last month when I accidentally used a blueberry scented shampoo.
âWhat happened last month?â Max asked confused
âI used this blueberry scented shampoo and obviously I didnât know it was blueberry scented, it didnât have anything about blueberries on it! And because it went in the bath waterâŠMy whole body went bright red and itchy- along with my head! It was awful.â You explained and Lando shook his head at the memory.
âIt was awful.â Lando agreed
âYeah. I hate blueberries.â You sighed as you took another bite from landos fork making him smirk.
Lando chuckled âbabe- Iâm not gonna have any dinner left.â He smiled and watched you pop the fork in your mouth, chewing the food.
Lando smirked and raised his brow âgood?â And you nod with a grin âmhm..good.â You say and twirl some food onto the fork and hold it to his lips and he takes it happily.
âyou two make me feel sick.â Max tuts and shakes his head as he focuses on his game.
Summary: You love orchids..it could even be an addiction.
Warnings: swearing! Bad language, reader is upset and cries! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
It was a known thing that you absolutely adored orchids. They were your favourite flower in the whole world and you would quite literally look after them like your babies.
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âOkay now turn the chat onâ lando explained to max and he rolled his eyes âhow do I do that?â
âYou press the button.â Lando said throwing his hands up losing his patience âwhat button?! Thereâs a lot to pick from!â Max argued and you gave the camera a tired look from their stupid arguments, they honestly sounded like an old married couple sometimes.
âJust let me do it-â lando huffed as he pressed it and the chat started swarming with comments, âJesus Christ how am I supposed to read all that?â Max said laughing and lando shook his head with a smile as he continued to try to fix the mic stand.
âThank you for the sub Kelly5608âŠwhoâs that?â Max read out from the chat âthatâs y/n guys sheâs chillingâ max smiled as you gave the camera a wave from his sofa.
User1: who is that in the background?
User2: OMG Y/N WE SAW YOUR ORCHIDSSSSS
User3: congrats on your win y/n!
User4: what orchids did you get for winning your race?!
User5: NOT MAX AND LANDO ARGUING AGAIN LMAO
Max scrolled up as he tried to read the comments âtheyâre all asking about your new orchid y/nâ max smiled as he looked over to you âoh yeah! I was going to post her today but forgot! Hang on imma go get her!â You gasped with a squeal as you jumped up and ran out the room to go grab the flower.
âShe loves orchids guys..the house is full of them.â Max chuckled and lando grinned âthey all have names tooâ
âHere she is! Shes pink with SPOTSSSSS! I havenât got a name for her yet though..â you beamed as you showed the camera your new orchid.
âHow many have you got now?â Lando asked with a smile at your excitement. âUhâŠ12â
âWhy do you like them so much?â Max asked and you shrugged âtheyâre just so pretty..â you said touching the petals of your flower in awe.
Lando wrapped his arm around your stomach and pulled you to him âmax everythingâs okay now, I think.â Lando said as he gestured to his set up.
âThanks mate..are you guys staying in the background?â Max asked and lando looked up to you to see what you wanted to do, âmhm..yeah Iâm gonna go put my orchid back first thoughâ you said as you put a hand through landos hair before leaving again.
Lando huffed with a moody face as max thanked his subs.
User1: whyâs lando so annoyed?
User2: lando looks so mad
Lando read the chat as he waited for you, âguys Iâm tired..Iâm not annoyedâ Lando said not noticing you behind him making him jump a bit. âHeâs tired..my grouchy boyâ you smirked teasing him.
Lando grabbed his phone and sat on the sofa, pulling you on top of him making you giggle âcan we sleep?â Lando asked tiredly and you nodded into his chest as he played with your hair.
âLando and y/n are dead asleep guys..â max said as he looked behind him âi think heâs actually droolingâŠyeah heâs droolingâ max laughed to himself as he stood up and took a picture before sneakily sitting back in his chair again âI can use that for blackmail nowâ max smirked with a devil laugh.
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âOkayâŠchat can you hear me? Can you hear us?â Max asked into the mic whilst lando checked the monitor was working. âOkay..they can hear us.â
âNow letâs call riaâ max said as he clicked his tongue, âmax? Lando? Can you hear me? I can hear you.â She said through her headset and max smiled âwe can hear youâ
You were snuggled up in landoâs arms, playing a game on his phone.
âIs y/n there?â Ria asked and max looked over to lando.
âYeah but she canât hear youâ max said and that perked your interest as you lifted your head and looked up at max and lando confused.
Lando bit back his grin âHeâs talking about ria.â Lando explained and you nodded as you laid your head back down on his chest, lando stroking his hand up and down your back under your his hoodie.
âIs she gonna stay there?â Ria asked and max shook his head. Max poked lando on the head catching his attention.
Max silently gestured to you and lando nodded, âbaby? Is it okay if you lay somewhere else?â Lando asked and you whined âwhyâŠmâcomfy here.â
âBecause I need to have room for the game weâre playingâ Lando said and you huffed âfineâŠâ
You got up and took landos phone with you still playing whatever game had your attention, âKiss?â Lando grabbed your wrist gently stopping you and you smiled before giving him a small kiss, before walking off to your bedroom.
âOkay sheâs gone.â Max whispered into his mic âyou donât need to whisper you muppet.â Lando rolled his eyes with a laugh.
âOkay. So how are we planning this surprise then?â Max asked.
âRight..so I have a list of all the things she likes here-â ria said but lando interrupted âwe already got her some orchids by the wayâ
âGreat, Thatâs off the list then.â Ria smiled as she scratched it off her notes.
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landonorris: Y/nâs surprise from me and maxâŠ. She has been blocked from this post btw so donât tag her lol
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User1: omg where to find a man like lando?
User2: literalllyyyyyy
User3: omg this is so fucking cute
User4: whatâs this about?
User5: y/n won the Grand Prix and lando and max did a whole stream making a surprise for her
maxfewtrell: we was in that garden centre for hours.
landonorris: hours.
Maxverstappen1: remember her birthday?
landonorris: god donât remind me, itâs so hard to get her presents
Carlossainz: You didnât get her that pink one did you?
landonorris: yeah I did
Carlossainz: Dude. You said I could get her that one?!
landonorris: snooze ya lose
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Ginge and Ethan flew out to Monaco to âto train and eat like lando for 24 hoursâ
âWoah! Are these y/nâs orchids?â Ethan asked when he saw the windowsill filled with them, two hanging down either side.
âMh? Oh yeah- thatâs just some of them, the rest are in our bedroomâ lando said with a little laugh.
âThese are just some? Thereâs 1..2..3âŠ8!â Ginge exclaimed as he counted them.
âWhatâre you talking about?â You smiled as you walked in to the kitchen right on time.
âYour orchidsâ lando smiled as he placed a kiss on your head and you gasped happily.
âBe preparedâŠthey have names.â Lando whispered to them both before you began rambling. Lando giggled to himself as he ate his breakfast.
âThis one is called pineapple! Because it looks like a pineapple and this one is called leafy-â you smiled as you showed them both all your orchids and they were shocked when you told them how long you had them all..
âHow many have died?â Ginge asked âonly one out of..twelveâ you said and he nodded âI thought these were hard to look after?â
âThey say that but Iâm not an expertâ you shrugged âwhatâs the oldest you have then? Or the first one you got?â Ethan asked and you squealed excitedly.
âItâs one of my favourites..itâs called leafy and Iâve had it since I was 14 soâŠseven years nearly eightâ you said and they both gasped âJesus Christ- how long do they live?â
âSome live up to 20+ years but I havenât had any that long to determine that yetâ you smiled
âAnyway you better eat your breakfast before your workoutâ you said as you remembered their plan for today.
âI guess I know what to get her for her next birthdayâ ginge laughed and lando shook his head âNo. No more orchids.â
âWhat?â You said sadly and he smirked âonly kiddingâŠI luv em- they remind me of youâ he smiled as he pulled you into his embrace and you laughed âwell in that caseâŠI want a red oneâ you grinned.
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You sat on the sofa with lando and Carlos for post-race interview questions.
âFirst of all congratulations on your win y/n-â the interviewer smiled and you smiled back âthank youâ
âMy question is, so itâs very known that you love your orchids-â the interviewer grinned and you giggled nodding your head âyou could say that againâ Carlos laughed
âAre you expecting any after this win? I remember your last win and might I say you got a lotâ the interviewer smiled and you nodded âI donât expect any, but I would love themâ you answered.
âAnd might I ask why you love them so much?â The man asked and you thought for a moment âI canât really say? I just do? Ever since I was gifted my first one Iâve just fell in love with them.â You smiled at the memory.
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âAlright, max! Weâre leaving nowâ you said as lando grabbed his bag âalright see you laterâ max smiled
âWater my orchids yeah?â You said pointing a finger at him sternly and he nodded with a smile.
â60 ml of water, boil the rice water- oh! And only on the weekend! Once a week!â You listed off as lando dragged you out the house.
âI will! Now go. leave!â Max chuckled as he shut the door.
A week later
Max poured the boiled water exactly too 60ml in the jug and walked over to your orchids and began watering them until he got to your favourite and in his opinion his favourite too, the light blue orchid.
The rarest out of all of your collection, it was a gift from lando after winning your first race and he had asked you to be his girlfriend. You had named it lucky.
He poured in the water and did a double take when he saw the flowers had shrivelled up and gone brown. âOh my fucking god.â He muttered under his breath.
âOh fuck. Shit-â he cursed as he reached out to touch one of the shrivelled flowers but it fell off from his touch. âAh- shit!â He swore as he began pacing.
âFuck i killed it. Itâs dead. Oh my god.â He panicked to himself and jumped when his phone lit up.
He hesitantly walked over to his phone and scrunched his face when he saw it was lando.
Lando: we just landed and y/n wants me to tell you to only do 60ml lol
Max bounced his leg anxiously as he sat down looking at his phone, he overcome his anxiety and hit press on the call button next to landos name.
Lando answered his phone confused, âmax?â
âLando- I uh- promise you wonât yell at me.â Max said quietly and lando stiffened catching your attention. âWhat did you do.â Lando asked and max breathed out.
âIs y/n there? Can she hear me?â Max asked and lando sighed, ây/n? Iâm gonna go somewhere quieter okay?â He asked and you nodded.
âAlright Iâm alone. What happened?â Lando asked worried
âPromise you wonât be madâŠâ max said and lando huffed âmax. Just get it out.â
âI killed y/nâs orchidâ
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âLando?â
âOh my fucking god.â Lando shut his eyes and scrunched his face.
âI didnât mean to! I didnât even do anything! Itâs just brown and wilted and dead.â Max blurted in a panic.
âHow are you gonna tell her?â Lando asked and max went silent âI thought you was going to! Thatâs why I called you!â Max argued and lando scoffed.
âYeah well Iâm not the one who killed it. Wait what one is it?â Lando asked and max bit his lip anxiously.
âThe blue oneâŠ.â
âOH MY F-â lando whisper shouted as he slapped his hand to his face.
âOh my god sheâs gonna be so upset. Fuck. We canât tell her yet, weâll tell her after qualifyingâ Lando said and max sighed âfuck I feel so badâ
âMax Iâve gotta go- sheâs comingâ Lando said before hanging up.
âWhat was that about?â You asked and lando quickly lied âhe needed help to connect to the wifiâ
âThatâs max for youâ you laughed and he nodded with a fake smile âyeah- yeah it is.â Lando said through gritted teeth.
After qualifying
You had come second in qualifying, lando came first.
âBaby..I uhm- I need to talk to you and you need to promise me you wonât be madâ Lando said seriously and you instantly grew worried, âw-what is it?â
âSo- uh- I donât know how to say this butâŠmax accidentally killed your orchidâŠ.â Lando said as he held your hand and you physically paled.
âWhich one?â You asked with widened eyes and he took a breath âthe blue oneâŠâ Lando said and you gasped and felt tears prick your eyes.
You know people would say how stupid it is to cry over a flower but itâs not just a flower. It was the orchid lando got your for winning your first race and it was the night he asked you to be his girlfriend that he gave it to you, and he had picked the colour blue 1. Because of how rare it is and everyone struggled to get a hold of it and 2. Because the colour reminded you of someone meaningful to you.
âBaby..â Lando said softly as he wrapped you in his arms âw-why did h- he k-kill itâ you whimpered as you wiped your tears.
Oscar walked over to you both but lando quickly gestured to him to leave and Oscar nodded awkwardly before leaving.
âI- I wanna go back homeâ you whimpered and lando nodded as he rocked you both side to side.
âAlright..we can go back home babyâ lando muttered into your hair as he rested his chin on top of your head.
âCan you carry me?â You asked and he gave you a sad smile nodding âhop on babyâ Lando said as he bent down and you hopped onto his back, wrapping your arms over his shoulders and burying your head into the crack of his neck.
He felt awful. He could feel some stray tears dropping onto his neck and shirt.
He carried you through the paddock up to his car. You got off his back silently and sat in the front passenger seat looking down at you hands.
You pulled your hood up and lando felt so bad, he knew how much your orchids meant to you especially the blue one.
âIm sorry baby..â Lando said sadly, stroking your thigh with his free hand.
The jet home was silent for you, lando had given you his headphones and you sat on his lap you face buried in his neck and his arms wrapped around you.
He knew his headphones were noise cancelling so when Oscar asked him what had happened he sighed and explained what happened to him.
âActually that reminds me- max was supposed to message meâŠâ lando said as he grabbed his phone from the table, he could feel your breathing slow and little snores from you so he knew you had fallen asleep.
Max: is she okay?
Lando: sheâll be okay, how did you kill it?
Max: I didnât! It just died! I swear! Iâve never killed her orchids before when I looked after them.
Lando: I know I just find it weird since itâs a couple years old now? It shouldâve been fine.
Max: I feel awful.
Lando: sheâll forgive you donât worry
Max: I hope so
Lando sighed as he shut his phone off, âare you sure itâs dead?â Oscar asked and lando nodded. âMax said its flowers have all fallen off and gone brownâ Lando said tiredly and Oscar furrowed his brows.
âDoesnât that happen when they wilt though? They usually die when the leaves go?â Oscar asked and lando pouted his lips confused âhow do you know so much about orchids?â
âY/nâ Oscar said with a little laugh.
Once you got home
You had hopped onto landos back again, your face nuzzled in his neck. âPlease donât be mad at max baby, he didnât mean to kill itâ Lando said and you sighed sadly.
âI wonât Iâm just upset.â
âI know.â Lando said as he rubbed small circles on the back of your leg, holding you up.
Max opened the door hesitantly, scared of your anger and sadness towards him but it didnât come.
You hopped off of landos back and quickly walked inside to go look at your favourite flower but you paused when you saw it.
âY/nâŠI- Im Sorryâ max said quietly and lando bit his lip as he leaned against the wall watching you.
âWait? Iâm confused? Whereâs my blue orchid?â You asked and max furrowed his brows pointing to the flower you was looking at.
âYou said it was dead?â You said and max and lando looked at each other even more confused.
âOh my god. You fucking scared me! Itâs not dead you guys! Itâs just wiltedâ you gasped in relief and max held his chest in relief.
âWait so youâre telling me itâs alive?â Max asked and you nodded âoh thank fuck.â
âSo you panicked us the whole time and it was alive?â Lando said and max nodded with an awkward tight lipped smile.
âOh my god Iâm so happy youâre alive luckyâŠâ you exclaimed as you cradled the flower in your arms.
âMax is never looking after you again.â You half-teased and max looked at the floor embarrassed
âI said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know it wasnât dead?â Max argued and you rolled your eyes.
âIt doesnât matter now. I just wanna sleep, Iâm tired and my body hurtsâ you said tiredly since you and lando had literally just come back from qualifying.
âCâmon baby, letâs go to bedâ Lando smiled holding his hand out for you which you took.
âNight max! Donât go on any more killing sprees!â Lando teased and laughed when he heard max yell back âshut up landoâ
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Landoâs story updated
User1: THANK GOD
User2: OUR MASCOT IS OKAY! OUR BABY IS OKAY!
MercedesF1: thank god! You nearly gave the whole grid a panic attack! Shame on you max.
maxfewtrell: I said I was sorry đ no need to call me out like that
User3: Iâm so lost. who is lucky?
User4: Lucky is y/nâs orchid
User5: lucky is our baby*
maxfewtrell: I apologise to all the lando and y/n fansâŠ
landonorris: Get outta my comment section
User10: you better
User11: What did you do max?!
User12: how do you accidentally kill but not kill a flower?
User13: max our cute little murderer
User14: ^^ very mindful, very demure, very cutesy
User6: lando and y/n are so cuteeee
User7: what happened tho? She looked so upset
maxverstappen1: you gave me a mini heart attack when I read everyoneâs tweets saying lucky died
georgerussell: I nearly died when I saw the tweets
User15: BRO WHO IS LUCKY?!
User16: lucky is y/nâs orchid
mclaren: so glad everyone is A-okay! đđ»
Carlossainz: I nearly dropped my phone when I saw fans tweets
User8: AHHH MY FAV COUPLE
User9: ITS *SHIPNAME*
I hope you enjoyed reading lol - this is in honour of my favourite flower
Summary: Lando is getting interviewed but gets distractedâŠ
Warnings: Swearing,Bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)
âSo how are you feeling after that?â The interviewer asked Lando, lando answered but as he looked behind the interviewer he saw you talking to one of your friends and he could feel his heart skip a beat.
âI- uh sorry what was the question?â Lando asked making the interviewer laugh as he repeated himself.
Lando answered his question but quickly stealing glances at you, god your so pretty.
Even after racing, he watched you take your helmet off and your beautiful hair fall down past your shoulders and not to mention your eyes and god- your smile
Lando has always said that heâd have to pick death between the choice of your eyes or smile. He loves them both so muchâŠhis favourite thing is making you smile and laugh but he loves staring into your eyes, theyâre soâŠpretty and you can make him stumble over his words in seconds.
âSorry just one last question and weâll let you go-â the interviewer said but Lando hadnât even heard him as all his attention and focus was on you, you was in your black and blue race suit and you had even matched your earrings, he couldnât totally see but he could see the same colour matched blue sparkling in the light.
God. Youâre so fucking beautiful.
âLando?â The interviewer cut him out of his thoughts
âHuh? Oh- sorry! Yeah no I totally agree-â Lando carried on his conversation with the man and thankfully since it was the last question he quickly left and hurried over to you.
He wrapped his arms around your waist tightly making you jump âlan! You scared meâ you giggled making him grin into your shoulder.
âYouâre so beautiful yâknow that?â He said into your ear making you blush and roll your eyes playfully
âI donât know half the questions that man just asked meâŠyour beauty kept distracting meâ Lando laughed making you giggle and hit his chest jokingly.
âMy distractionâ Lando whispered into your ear, tucking a finger behind your necklace that obviously has his initials on and pulling it so you were close enough for him to kiss you on the lips, making you blush and hide your face into his chest.
âBabyyyyâ you giggled making him smirk and poke his tongue into the inside of his cheek.
âYesssssssâ he teased in the same tone as you.
âDo we have to do anything else or can we leave?â You asked and he thought for a moment as his free hand played with your hair and the other you was playing with, connecting your fingers and linking each one to distract you.
âNope we can leaveâ he said as he interlocked your hands and swung them gently as you walked back to your drivers rooms to grab your stuff,
âBaby!â Lando called out and you poked your head into his room confused
âCâmereâ he said as he grabbed something off the sofa.
You walked over to him confused, until he placed one of his caps on your head, pulling your ponytail through the gap making you roll your eyes with a smile, âthere. Perfect.â He smirked as he looked down at you, you stood there with a âreally?â Look.
âWeâre ready to leave now.â He laughed making you poke him in the stomach, he flinched back laughing.
You was about to say something but he cut you off as he playfully hit the rim of your his cap down covering your eyesight.
âLando Norris!â You half-yelled when your vision went black making him chuckle as he ran away already expecting you to get him back.
You catched up with him and jokingly hit him on the back of the head, you both laughed before he wrapped an arm around you as you both left.
âMy beautiful Distraction.â He grinned
âMy childish distractionâ you sighed teasingly