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Summary: Lando telling Ginge and max to be quiet cause your sleeping during the stream.
Warnings: swearing, mentions of killer documentary (if I have missed any please tell me!!!)
Lando had a random message from max f, asking if he wanted to join them on fortnite. A quick stream.
Lando was coincidentally bored, he didn't have much to do - you was watching a serial killer documentary that he found disturbing and boring. he knew damn well you would tell him all the gory things as well once you finished it.
Lando typed a quick thumbs up emoji and a 'sure mate'
You was like lando said, sprawled out on the sofa with some gummy bears. watching the new gory documentary. Lando leant over the sofa and placed a small kiss on your head "i'm gonna go stream, call me if you need me"
you give him a nod and a small mumble, all your attention on the documentary. he rolls his eyes at your intense focus on it.
he walks off to your bedroom, sitting at his gaming setup and putting his headset on. Making sure the stream is all working good and sturff.
Once that's all sorted, he finally hears ginge and maxâs voices
Ginge let out a loud "Ahhhhh! Theres me' man." Lando laughs lightly and sits back in his chair "im here. im here."
Ginge sighs dramatically "yeah- finally."
lando rolls his eyes and laughs, Ginge huffs "Right- C'mon, Start the bloody game"
About half an hour goes by. your documentary finished. you let out a tired yawn, rubbing your eyes. they hurt from staring at the tv so long. you could already hear lando's speech about you watching tv too much.
You yawned again and grabbed the blanket that was on the sofa, tiredly standing up and wrapping it around you, waddling to the bedroom where lando was streaming.
You quietly open the door, stepping to him. he had his headset on so didn't notice you until he felt your tap on his shoulder
he softened and let out a small chuckle when he saw you, eyes droopy and the blanket wrapped around you. "You look comfy"
You don't even respond, a yawn beating you to it. making lando laugh
He opens his arms, scooting his gaming chair back a little. He mutes his mic.
You settle into his lap, your chest to his. your face buried in his neck and the blanket now wrapped around you both.
Lando kisses your head softly "you okay for me to keep the camera and mic on?" he asks quietly. letting his hand caress your back under your hoodie.
You hum a yes against his neck and he nods even though he knows you can't see it. Lando turns his mic back on and keeps the camera on. the stream chat was spammed with comments
user1: Oh My GOD
user2: WHO CAN LIPREAD?!
user3: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HES SAYINGGGGGGG
user4:i wish i was her so bad rn
Lando ignores the stream, focused on his game with ginge and max. their voices loud in his ear.
Ginge lets out an amused gasp when he spots lando's screen "Is that my favourite lass?"
Lando rolls his eyes and gives a small nose scrunch at the loud gasp ginge made. lando smiles a little "yep. she's pretty much asleep."
ginge groans "awh- can she hear me?"
Lando looks down to you, poking your back gently, where he was stroking. "can you hear ginge?"
You nod against his shoulder, a tired grin on your face "unfortunately" you mumble which earns an offended gasp from ginge.
Ginge scoffs "UH- EXSCUSE ME? DON'T YOU EVER- EVER EVER. SIT THERE, IN YOUR CHAIR- AND BE MEAN TO ME" (please tell me u get the reference)
Lando was laughing his head off, trying not to jostle you by him laughing so hard. you sigh tiredly but can't help the big smile on your lips...after all, ginge is funny.
Ginge chuckles "Nah i can't believe that. I thought we had somefink going!" ginge jokes, like usual. an inside joke.
Lando scrunches his face at ginge speaking louder than before, so you could hear ginge. "ah!- jesus christ"
Ginge chuckles "what? i gotta let her hear me!"
Lando laughs and rubs his ears, moving one of the headphones behind his ear and not directly on. "she can! i think the whole world can!"
Max laughs and scrunches his face as well at the noise âyeah man- I think Iâll have to get earplugs with my headphones, geez.â
a few minutes go by and you fell asleep on lando, your head rested on his shoulder, your cheek squished and most of your hair covering your face, so thankfully the the stream wouldn't get too many screenshots.
Lando noticed you had fallen asleep, but wasn't deep asleep yet. ginge and maxâs laughs or yells making you stir ever so slightly.
Lando interrupts them "oi!- guys quiet down a little" lando says quietly but ginge and max yell at eachother over him.
Lando rolls his eyes with a small grin, and does a loud whisper "SHHHH", moving his finger to his lips jokingly.
Ginge chuckles quietly "Oh shit- is she asleep?"
Lando smiles and nods "yep. out cold."
Ginge nods and him and max quiet down, not wanting to disturb you.
They bite their fists and ginge punches the air when he dies in the game, not shouting because he doesn't wanna wake you up.
"damnit" ginge grumbles making lando smirk.
Ginge rolls his eyes with a grin "why's she so tired anyways?"
Lando tuts as he focuses on the game, "she's been watching this new serial killer documentary for the whole day. literally binged watched the whole series"
Ginge chuckles "ah that makes sense. such a y/n thing. i think out of anyone i know, she'd be the one to watch shit like that"
Lando chuckles and nods "yep. i have to listen to het tell me all the gory details" he says through a grimace
Ginge laughs lightly, "mh. I'd watch your back with her mate."
"looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill ya, ya know what i mean?" ginge says with a funny grin.
Making lando laugh high pitched, his signiature laugh. Lando smirks and jokes "tastes like one too"
Ginge grimaces and groans "Ah! Lando- you pervert! TMI"
Max grimaces as well "i wanna be who i was before i heard that"
Summary: Lindsey wants to know what happened to your mum and brotherâŠalong with Nick and Ken since Daniel wonât tell them.
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of readers mum dying, suicide, mentions of readers brother dying, (please tell me if I missed any!!!)
Lindsey grabbed her lunch tray as she walked towards Daniel,Nick and Ken.
âNah I would pick zombies over vampiresâ Daniel argued and Ken shook his head in disagreement.
âHey Lindseyâ nick smiled as Lindsey sat down.
âHey guysâŠwhereâs y/n?â She asked confused and there was a thin layer of tension.
âYeah Daniel where is y/n?â Ken asked with a teasing smirk and Daniel glared at him.
âSheâs sick.â Daniel said giving Ken a fake smile.
âshe seemed perfectly fine yesterday.â Lindsey said confused and daniel sighed a breath.
âLook..sheâs picking up her dadâs medication okay?â Daniel whispered so Mr.Kowchevski didnât hear him.
âWhy is she picking up her dadâs medication? Cant her mum do it?â Lindsey asked confused as she took a bite out of her sandwhich and Daniel couldnât deal with it anymore he stood up abruptly, grabbed his sack of lunch and left.
âHey man where are you going?â Ken asked as he stood up.
âDaniel? Sit down. He was just joking!â Nick called out but Daniel ignored him and walked out of the cafeteria.
âWhat was that about?â Lindsey asked confused as to what just happened.
âWe uh- we donât talk about y/nâs life outside of schoolâŠâ Nick said and Lindsey creases her eyebrows. âWhy?â
âWell we only know what Daniel tells us but uh- her family is uh- well-â Ken said as he looked to Nick for help.
âHer mum died last year.â Nick said bluntly and Ken looked at him with a âwhat the fuck look?â
âDefinitely not how I wouldâve worded it but yeah.â Ken said
âWait so I donât get it. whatâs wrong with her dad? Why canât he help?â Lindsey asked and Nick sighed.
âHe has really bad arthritis..I donât know the whole thing like we said Daniel only lets us know so much. But he can barely walk..so she pretty much looks after her whole family.â Nick explained and Ken nodded with a tucked sad smile.
âThatâs why she works two jobs on the weekendsâ Ken said as he takes a bite of his lunch and Lindsey had her jaw open.
âWhy doesnât she get any help?â Lindsey asked and Nick and Ken sighed.
âLindsey..we donât talk about y/nâs life okay? So just drop itâ Ken said as he packed up his lunch tray to put it in the bin.
âYeah. Itâs personal so Iâd leave it..no offense.â Nick said with a smile and Lindsey nodded her head with a frown as she grabbed her things for class.
- meanwhile -
âSh..Sh..tommy itâs okayâ you said gently as you swayed him in your arms as he cried.
âY/n! Can you grab me the deep heat please?!â Your dad yelled from his room and you sighed.
âOkay!â You yelled back as you searched through the cupboards till you found the cream. You swayed Tommy as you walked to your dadâs room chucking him the deep heat bottle .
âThank you, babyâ your dad smiled in pain as he opened the cream and rubbed his legs, he was sat on his bed as his favourite tv show played.
âIâm sorry you had to take school offâŠI feel like such a shit dad.â He asked and you shook your head âyouâre not a shit dad. Donât say that. You literally can not help it and the reason itâs so bad is because you bared through the pain last week at work, making sure we have foodâ you said and he sighed as he wiped the small tears that fell from his eyes.
âHere give me TommyâŠI love you yâknow that?â He said and you nodded as you handed him your brother âyes I know that, I love you too, we all do.â You said and he smiled giving you a kiss on the head.
âYou go to school tomorrow. Iâll use the stupid wheelchair they gave me..itâs coming tonightâ your dad said making you smile lightly âokay I willâ.
-
Lindsey couldnât focus, she was so confused on why everyone, even Nick didnât want to talk about your life, so when she spotted you at your locker she decided to ask you. You two had grown closer the past few weeks so you wouldnât be that sensitive right?
You shut your locker and started to walk to class until Lindsey called your name, catching up to you.
âHey y/nâ she said and you smiled.
âHey whatâs upâ you said as you held your bag.
âWell I uh- I noticed you wasnât here yesterday?â She said and you breathed in.
âYeah I was sickâ you shrugged and she looked at you confused âyou wasnât the day before? Did you get better overnight?â She half joked as she tried to get you to spill the truth.
âYeah. I took medicine and got better.â You fake smiled at her and she huffed angrily
âI know that your lying y/n.â Lindsey said and you stopped walking, turning and looking at her âSo? Itâs none of your business Lindsey.â
âJust tell me. I donât know why everyoneâs so secretive about your life! I mean I know your mum died but-â Lindsey rambled annoyed and you glared at her âbut what?â You asked through gritted teeth and she looked down awkwardly.
âI didnât mean-â
âNo. No! You know what Lindsey? Fuck you.â You said lowly before turning and walking away to class.
Unfortunately for you...you also had class with Lindsey. But thankfully you was sat next to your boyfriend, Daniel.
You laid your head in your hands and didnât pay any attention to Daniel when he walked in and sat next to to you, which he found weird.
âHeyâŠâ he smiled and you gave him a sad smile which he did not like, you always held grudges and was naturally a very short tempered girl but he knew you had a strong wall and never showed anyone but him your feelings, so he was confused when he saw you looked upset.
He wrapped his arm around you, âyou good?â He asked softly and you nodded not even looking his way, he sighed as he gave you a kiss on the temple.
âSo everyone turn your books to page 53â the teacher said as she turned around to write on the chalk board.
âPst..psst..y/n?â Lindsey whispered to you but you blatantly ignored her, Daniel tucked in his lip awkwardly since he was in the middle of it all and had no clue as to what was happening.
âY/n..I didnât mean it- I didnât know about your mum- I-â Lindsey whispered but you didnât want to hear it.
âMiss I feel sick can I go to the nurses office?â You asked raising your arm and the teacher nodded with a sigh. You stood up and grabbed your bag before leaving as quick as you could.
âWhat the fuck was that?â Daniel whispered to Lindsey confused on why she asked and knew about your mum.
âI-â
âWhatâs going on back there?â The teacher cut off Lindsey, ânothing miss.â Lindsey sighed as she carried on writing whilst Daniel looks at her worried and confused.
He knew you. He knew you got really depressed over just a mention of your mumâŠthank god Lindsey didnât know about your brother..
- meanwhile -
You ran out of class and dodged the nurses office, walking straight out of school and going to the place you found behind a garage, it was so quiet and empty and your favourite thing was nobody knew about it except one personâŠ.
-
When class ended Daniel ran up to Lindsey as she walked out the classroom door. âWhat the fuck was that Lindsey?!â Daniel asked her angrily and worried.
âI didnât mean to offend her! I just wanted to know why everyone is so secretive about her life outside of school!â Lindsey said and Daniel sighed heavily.
âI didnât mean to mention her mum- I just-â Lindsey rambled and Daniel instantly turned his head to her, âhow do you know about her mum?â He asked and she shrugged. âNick and Ken told me yesterdayâŠwell all they knew anyway..â she said and Daniel clenched his jaw.
âHey whatâs going on? Whatâs all the tension?â Ken asked and Daniel glared at him, âyou told her? I told you not to tell anyone! Itâs not your fucking shit to tell Ken- Or you Nick.â Daniel yelled and Ken and Nick went pale.
âThanks for that though! Now sheâs fucking gone!â Daniel said sarcastically as he walked away angrily, also leaving the school to find you, he thankfully knew where you wouldâve gone.
-
You sat on the ground playing with a stray piece of grass, picking it apart as tears fell from your eyes to your cheeks, you hated how much it hurt you.
Just the thought of your mum and brother hurt your chest physically, you could feel the pit of emptiness. Just nothingness, not pain. Not anxiety. Not depression.
Just nothing.
You cried, the piece of grass in your hand going blurry from your tears.
Daniel frowned when he walked behind you from afar, you with your knees in your arms as you cried.
He didnât even say anything, just wrapped his arms around you and you knew it was him.
He was the only one who really knew you after all.
You sobbed into his chest and he shut his eyes sadly as he held your head to his chest, âitâs okay. Iâm here.â He said and you sobbed even harder letting it all out, âI miss th-hem s-s-so mu-uchâ you whimpered into his chest, âI h-hate how much it h-hurtsâ you sobbed and he rubbed his hand up and down your back comfortingly.
âYou know your so fuckin strong. You know that?â Daniel said and you take in uneven breaths, âI-if Lindsey finds o-out then-â you sobbed and Daniel cut you off âI know, I know. She wonât find out I promise.â
âC-can w-we stay here for awhile?â You asked, your mascara smudged down your cheeks and Daniel hummed with a nod as he wiped your cheeks with his sleeve m.
âW-waitâŠhow d-did Lindsey know about my mum?â You asked confused and you could feel him stiffen, âuh- well.â Daniel stammered
âDid you tell her?!â You asked shocked and he widened his eyes âwhat?! I didnât tell her! I swear!â Daniel said putting his hands up defensively. You believed him and calmed down.
âSo how did she find out?â
âNick and KenâŠâ he admitted and you took a deep breath.
âI swear to god if she says something-â you said panicking but Daniel held you tightly, holding your chin, making you look at him.
âHey, look at me. I promise she wonât.â Daniel swore and you held out your pinky which he shook.
-
You and Daniel walked back to school just in time for lunch, you dodged Lindsey every chance you could, but Daniel immediately looked for her.
âWhere are you going?â You asked him confused as he handed you his lunch tray, âyou go sit down i gotta go do somethingâ he said placing a kiss on your head before leaving the cafeteria, you sighed sadly the tiredness catching up with you from crying.
You went to sit down where you usually did until you saw Nick and Ken, Nick waved at you with a smile and you ignored him and instead sat with your younger brother Joey with his friends.
âWhat was that about?â Nick said when he saw you ignore him, âLindsey didnât ask her about her mum did she..?â Ken asked worried and Nick furrowed his brow, âno- no sheâs probably just on her period or somethingâ nick said and Ken shook his head, âI donât think soâ
âHey you okay?â Joey asked you confused on why you wasnât sitting with your friends, âyeah.â You smiled trying to ignore the pit in your chest.
âWhy arenât you sitting with my sister?â Sam asked as he took a bite out of his lunch. âYour sisterâs a bitch.â You huffed as you eat your chocolate pudding.
Everyone except you looked at each other awkwardly, Joey gave an awkward smile âyou sure your okay?â
âYeah Iâm fine, pretend Iâm not even hereâ you smiled and thankfully the tension and awkwardness wore off and you all started talking about dungeons and dragons, them also explaining the game to you.
-
Daniel ran in the hallway as he caught up with Lindsey, âLindseyâ
âDaniel?â
âYou canât say anything to the teachers. You gotta swear- y/n-â Daniel huffed out of breath.
âLindseyâŠY/n is short tempered and overprotective but underneath all that when you get to know her, sheâs not⊠Iâve know her since I was fiveâŠâ Daniel sighed as he walked with Lindsey to somewhere more quiet and private.
âA couple years agoâŠHer brother was born,â
âMikey?â Lindsey asked and Daniel shook his head.
âTommy?â She asked again and he shook his head again, âJoel.â
âHe died that same yearâŠIt was so unexpected and nobody knows what happened he just died in his sleepâŠIâve never seen her like that before..she was..empty? She changed and sheâs not been the same since.â Daniel explained with a sad stoic expression.
âAnd then only a few months later her mum..killed herselfâŠand y/nâs anxiety got so severe she wouldnât even leave the house, she refused to talk to Nick and Ken for monthsâŠshe didnât want me to tell them about her brother and her mum becauseâŠâ Daniel said as he sighed sadly.
âItâs because..If the teachers find out her dad canât work and look after her and her brothers then they could call cps. Which is also the reason y/n works two jobs along with schoolâ Daniel explained and Lindsey felt so guilty, pitiful.
âIâm sure the school will help her though..i could try and help her talk to them?â Lindsey said and Daniel shook his head with widened eyes.
âNo. Lindsey no.â Daniel said sternly
âY/n will kill me if she finds out I even told you all this!â
âBut they could help!â Lindsey said and Daniel covered her mouth.
âLindsey. No! You canât. If you do then-â Daniel was cut off by Lindsey huffing.
âIâll talk to y/n then. The school can help Daniel.â Lindsey argued as she stood up to find you.
âOh for fucks sake.â Daniel muttered angrily, throwing his head into his hands, slamming his fist on a locker.
-
Lindsey tried to find you and talk to you but you thankfully managed to dodge her the next day,
You grabbed a book from your locker and wiped your messed up mascara, you had cried on the way to school this morning, you couldnât get your mum and brother out of your head still. Or the fear that Lindsey will talk to the teachers.
You gasped when you felt a hand on your shoulder, âoh! Sorry I didnât mean to scare you.â Mr Rosso said with a sad smile.
âAre you okay?â He asked and you nodded with a forced smile, more of a frown though.
âCan I talk to you in my office?â He asked and you took an anxious breath, this is it. Lindsey told him.
You nodded and followed him to his office, you sat down anxiously playing with your hands. He sat on the front of his desk, âso..I have noticed you and Lindsey havenât been getting on as much..youâve been sitting with your brother at lunch?â He said and you nodded,
âY/n, are you okay?â He asked you as he kneeled in front of you and heâs your hand, and that was it. You broke down. You let it all out and sobbed.
âI- Iâm so scared.â You admitted as he held you and rubbed your back in a hug.
âTalk to me.â He said and you sighed as you wiped your tears, âI- I canât.â
âYou can, this is a safe space.â He smiled but you shook your head.
âI canât.â You said in a more serious tone catching his attention. âIs it Daniel?â He asked and you quickly shook your head âno! God no, heâs everything to meâ you said and he nodded, âis it school related?â He asked and you sighed shaking your head.
âIs it about your family?â He asked sadly and your silence answered his question, ây/n I know I wasnât teaching here when your mum passed away but you can talk to me.â He said with a smile and you shook your head.
âItâs not just that. Do you know what happened to my mum?â You asked and he shook his head.
âShe killed herself..because three months before... my brother died. and she couldn't deal with it very well. He was seven months old. It was soâŠunexpected?â You said and he took a deep breath.
âIâm sorry.â He said and you huffed.
âItâs not your fault..itâs life yknow? Iâm better now. Itâs just my dad..â You said and he stiffened. âI know your dadâs condition has gotten worse lately but-â
You cut him off âmy dadâs okay. But he canât work, he can barely walk.â You said firm and Mr. Rosso thought for a moment.
âHow are you paying for your house?â He asked and you looked at him sadly âyou are. arenât you?â He said sadly and you nodded. âHeâll get better soon and he can start working again. I promise. Heâs not âneglectingâ us.â You swore honestly and he nodded.
âBut the thing is, you canât do anything.â You said and he was confused âwe can help you, y/n.â He said and you shook your head, âyou canât. Iâve researched all of this. If cps get involved me and my brothers would all get put into different foster care and get separated.â You said feeling a ping of fear in your chest.
âY/nâŠâ he said and you sighed as tears pricked your eyes, âIâll be fine JeffâŠjust please promise you wonât get anyone else involvedâ You said as you stood up and grabbed your bag, sniffling.
âY/nâŠâ
âIâve gotta go to class.â You said leaving his office quickly.
Jeff feels a hole in his chest from guilt, he wanted to help you so bad but knew you were right unfortunately. But he began searching to find any other ways to help you.
Lindsey was avoiding Daniel like the plague. until...Daniel sees her at lunch.
he walks up behind her, cowering her in "Daniel- leave me alone."
Daniel narrows his eyes down at her "no. stop avoiding me.- i told you not to say anything- did you?"
Lindsey sighs "i know you said that-"
Daniel cuts her off and repeats "did you?"
Lindsey keeps quiet and sighs "no. no i didn't. i- i'm gonna drop it" Lindsey says quietly, agreeing to letting y/n be.
Daniel visibly relaxes "thank god." he mumbles and stands up straight. "see ya later linds...And thanks" he says before walking off, his hands in his pockets.
Lindsey gave him a small nod of your welcome. she sighed as he walked off. but she knew this was the right thing..After all, its not her business.
Daniel went back to go to sit with you, sitting down with you at your brothers table.
daniel gives an awkward smile and clears his throat "watcha doin here?"
you shrug "i dont wanna sit with nick or ken. im mad at them and they dont deserve my presence." you say firm.
your brother gives a 'dont make her repeat herslef' look to daniel. Joey knew how you could get, you being his sister an all'
Daniel gives joey a silent nod. and sits down next to you.
you look to him confused "what're you doing..?"
daniel shrugs with a small smile "sitting?"
you tilt your head softly and he smiles and whispers " im not gonna sit with nick and ken. id rather sit with you."
you smile a little and rest your head on his shoulder, eating your lunch content and calm. feeling a whole lot better than before
Daniel rubs your thigh gently as he eats his lunch, your brother and his nerdy friends talking about video games and whatver.
Daniel smiles down at you and whispers "lindsey said she'll leave it. So stop panicking."
your eyes brighten visibly "she did-?!"
daniel smiles and nods "yup. aren't i the best boyfriend?" daniel says half-jokingly
you roll your eyes and smile, kissing his cheek "Mh..your alright." you tease lightly, your tone obvious that you werent serious
daniel gasps mockingly and holds his heart "Ouch."
you giggle lightly until Jeff comes over "y/n...? i know your having your lunch right now but- i found some websites with the school that can help you." he says quietly to you.
Daniel stiffens lightly "what-? no she doesn-"
Jeff cuts him off "hold your argues. cps is not involved or anything of the sort." jeff sighs honestly.
"Y/n i know you well enough to know, your not lying to me. so these are just some programmes the school have for students with a low household income etc. or students struggling." jeff says softly, handing you the leaflets.
you read them quietly, scanning through them for any suspicions of the cps thing but theres nothing bad or to worry about....these literally do just help.
Jeff smiles "look all ya want. but theres nothing in their that will affect your family kid. i wanna help ya- not make ya homeless" jeff smiles
you smile up at him "these actually seem helpful- thank you jeff..." you smile, not second thinking it and hugging him tight suddenly.
jeff is taken by surprise but hugs you back, giving daniel a questioning look since your usually not like this at all. but daniel waves him off and mouths "just go with it"
jeff nods to him silently and hugs u back, letting go and smiling. "chat to me tomorrow yeah?"
you smile wide and nod "i will- thank you again" jeff nods and walks off with a proud smile
daniel grins "see? im such a good boyfriend."
you roll your eyes as you hold the leaflets in your hand "this was all jeff's doing. not you"
daniel scoffs "Tomato, Tomatoe"
you shake your head amused and sigh "your such an idiot."
daniel smirks and shrugs "mh. your idiot though"
you nod with an eyeroll "unfortunately"
Hey, I donât know exactly how to place an order but I have one for Lando Norris x Fem! Reader.
The reader has diabetes and during a stream from Lando and Max she ends up having hypoglycaemia?
Sudden Drop
Full Masterlist Lando Norris Masterlist
Pairing: Lando Norris x Fem!reader
Summary: you have diabetes and have a sudden low blood sugar dropâŠduring a livestream.
Warnings: hypoglycaemia, near fainting, swearing (please tell me if Iâve missed any?!!!)
You have hypoglycaemia which is where you have low blood sugar drops.
Lando openly talks about how much he hates it, not in a mean way. But he hates how many near heart attacks he has when you have random episodes of where your blood sugar drops.
He even went to the lengths of buying you an expensive Apple Watch to track your blood sugar levels throughout the day. And he also keeps apple juice boxâs around everywhereâŠliterally everywhere.
Max stares into the camera as he checks to make sure the stream is working. âChat?- can you hear me?â He asks to the screen and watches the chat section roll with comments and answers, most saying yes.
Lando was sat on Maxâs bed behind him, scrolling on his phone mindlessly. You was laying on top of him, snuggled into his shirt.
You had just had your diabetes medication an hour before and you hadnât eaten anything yet, too tired to get up and eat something. You knew your doctors had told you to eat something after taking your medication but you thought today you could just leave it for a whileâŠyou was wrong.
Max was talking to the stream, he was also setting up the sim for him and Lando to play. âLando? I think itâs ready mateâ
Lando looks up from his phone and nods lightly. He looks down at you and gently moves you off to get up.
He sits down next to max and holds the steering wheel. He grins and makes pretend car noises.
Max rolls his eyes amused âanyway-â
Lando chuckles. And then they start play in and racing on an f1 simulator.
After a couple minutes you get bored and stand up, moving to stand by Lando. Lando looks up âbaby? Whatâs up?â He asks quietly, moving his mic away.
You rub your eye and sit down on his lap, he instinctively holds your waist to make room for you.
âComfy?â He asks quietly and kisses your temple. You nod and relax into his chest, watching the chat comments and landos screen.
Max groans when he crashes in the game âthis is stupid.â Lando chuckles ânah- you just suck.â
Max gives the stream a deadpanned look and rolls his eyes amused.
User1: MAX KEEPS CRASSHING đ
User2: whyâs y/n so quiet?
User3: ikr?
User4: I LOVE YALL
Lando had also noticed your quietness, usually you was quite loud and jokey during streams. He gently presses his lips to your cheek and whispers âbaby? You okay?â
You let out a small sigh and nod âmhm..â
Lando furrows his brows, his gut telling him something was wrong. He uses one hand on the steering wheel and holds your other with his. And he notices how shaky your hands areâŠ
You felt awful, your eyes were blurry and felt pressure on them. Your head was fuzzy and stomach queasy. And not to mention how pale you looked. You looked like a ghost through the camera of the stream.
Max hadnât noticed what was going on, too busy throwing a rage fit at the game âOh my goddddddâ
Lando was too focused on you than the game, he let go of his steering wheel entirely and looks to you âbabe? When did you take your medication?â He asks as he lifts your sleeve up, looking at your watch and checking your blood sugar levels.
You know your brows as you try to think, your brain fuzzy. âUh- likeâŠan hour ago..â you say through trembling lips.
Lando eyes widen and looks at your watch âan hour ago?!â He exclaims as he reads your watch, your blood sugar levels dropped massively.
âHave you ate anything?â He asks worried as he holds your cheek, turning you to face him. Not bothered about the stream.
Max looks over, now also worried. You shake your head âI was too tired..I was gonna have something laterâ
Lando shakes his head, annoyed with himself for not making something for you. âYou shouldâve asked me to get something- you know you need to eat after your medsâ he sighs and gently lifts you up onto maxâs bed.
You sit on his bed, your hands even more shaky and your eyes more blurry.
Lando looks at you worried âare you okay? Your shaking like crazyâ
You shake your head âI feel faint..â you manage to say quietly.
Lando nods and quickly goes to grab an apple juice from the kitchen, he rushes off to the kitchen.
Whilst heâs gone, max looks at you âdonât faint on meâ he says trying to lighten the mood. You form a small smile âha ha. Funny.â
Max chuckles lightly but then he sees you shut your eyes a little âhey- I was kidding- lay down. Donât faint.â
You sigh and lay down âsorry- I wonâtâŠI just- feel really dizzy..â
Max sits back by his laptop and starts looking at the stream again and calls out for Lando âLando! Hurry up.â
Lando groans and rushes back in, pushing max away from his keyboard âmoveâ
Max knots his brows confused âwhat are you doing-?â
Lando keeps quiet for a second as he goes off the stream, ending it.
Max eyes widen âhey- whatâre you doing?â
Lando rolls his eyes âIâm buying her apple juice. We have none, we ran out. And we donât have anything else either.â He says as he orders some from the closest shop down the road.
Max nods lightly and looks over to you, you look pale and weak.
Lando moves away from the keyboard and stands next to you, holding your shaky hand âbaby? Stay awake for me yeah? Iâve ordered some apple juice and some fruit and stuffâ
You nod lightly and try to stay conscious. Your hands still shaky and your heartbeat fast.
Eventually Lando hears the door knock and he grabs the stuff from the delivery guy. And he rushes back to you. âBaby?- drink this.â He says stern and hands you the apple juice box.
You take it and sip some. He furrows his brows, not satisfied and still worried about you âmore.â
You sip some more and he shakes his head with a soft âno- drink all of it.â
You sigh and do as he says, drinking it all and as soon as your done he hands you the other apple juice box.
âBabe- i canât drink loadsâ you sigh
Lando shakes his head and runs his hand through his hair âyou can.- drink as much as you can. I donât want you to faint or anythingâ
You give in and drink another juice box, eating a bowl of banana slices as well.
Lando nods content and kisses your head âthank you, now next time. Tell me to make you something to eat okay? Donât say âyour too tiredââ
You smile lightly and nod âI will..I love you.â
Lando smiles and kisses your nose âI love you more, now rest. please.â He says and sits down on the bed next to you as you lay down.
Max shakes his head amused âseriously? Iâve lost my bed again.â
there is not enough freaks and geeks on content on tumblr đ would you consider writing for daniel and nick eventually? it can be whatever you like đ
I Take it back
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Pairing: Daniel Desario x Fem!Reader
Summary: Daniel gets drunk and accidentally snaps at youâŠ
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of alcohol, yelling (please tell me if Iâve missed any!!)
A/n : yâall Iâm sorryyyy I havenât posted- Iâve been busy!! but hereâs something a little angst but fluffy for you đââïž
(Thank you for the asks and requests, I really love getting them! And they encourage me to write đ§Ą - I have a lot of Freaks and geeks drafts I have to finish and in the making)
You walked into Lindsey's house, where the party was supposed to be. If you was to be honest. You expected it to be shit. She seemed to much of a goody two shoes to have a party at her own house.
You stepped into the livingroom, the house filled with people from your school, dancing and drinking.
You were wearing a tight black dress, lace up the sides. You saw Daniel in the corner, drinking and chatting to Nick and Ken...and Lindsey.
You weren't a fan of her.
You sighed a little and reluctantly walked forward, heading to them. Daniel smirked and wrapped his arm around your waist "finally. Took ages as usual." He smirks against your hair, placing a kiss.
You roll your eyes, not able to help the small smile that spread your face. "Shut up. I had to do my makeup- and my hair, and-"
He cut you off with a peck to your lips "yeah yeah, you look beautiful. So it worked" he grins and kisses your lips again.
You smiled and rolled your eyes playfully. Lindsey watched with a moody lip.
Lindsey had planned this whole party just for Daniel, thinking he wanted to take it further with her... despite how obvious yours and his relationship was.
But Lindsey was never told about it...until this point where she realised you two were definitely without a doubt. dating.
You was about to say something to her but she lets out a gasp, looking behind you. The others that were dancing and drinking were now throwing her parents belongings around for fun, almost breaking a vase.
She quickly rushes off to stop them.
Daniel gives an awkward smile to you. "You asked her for the party to be here, didn't you?" You ask him deadpanned.
Daniel gives a sheepish smile "maybe." He says and sips on his drink.
You roll your eyes and shake your head amused "I don't even have anything to say."
Daniel can't help his cheeky smile and puts his empty drink down. "Good. I ain't in trouble then-c'mon" he grins and pulls gently on your arm.
He drags you to the kitchen, getting you and him a bunch of drinks. He knew you was quite a lightweight
so didn't get you anything too strong.
You smiled "thank you babe." You sip your drink and look around, seeing some of your friends.
"No problem..ask me if you want a refill tho. Don't let anyone else do it" Daniel says protectively before letting you walk off to your friends.
You roll your eyes and nod, walking off "yeah yeah-like always."
He smirks lightly, his signature smile. Knowing your used to his protectiveness since he is...a lot.
About an hour or two goes by and...things were well...
Chaotic.
Lindsey was trying her best to stop people from destroying her house and her things. Whilst unfortunately for you...your friends had all left to go with a bunch of guys.
And Daniel was smacked out of his face drunk.
You sighed and watched him, he was yelling as he stood up onto the curtain pole, swinging like a madman.
Nick and Ken were cheering him on. Leaving you to give them stern looks. "Guys what the hell?"
Nick gives a small nervous chuckle "c'mon-it's funny."
You give him an unamused look "you'rere both supposed to help me stop him- not egg him on."
You huff but thankfully Nick and Ken try to help you get Daniel down.
"Babe!- Danny! Get down" you shout over the noise of the people around you who were cheering him on.
Daniel looks down at you and Nick and Ken. His eyes dazed and his damn smirk on his face. He downs his drink and throws it wherever.
"Babe- watch me-" Daniel says as he swings on the curtain pole. You roll your eyes and pull him down carefully "Daniel- you asshole. Get down" you say and he instantly leans on you as you pull him down.
The alcohol catching up with him. The energy dying down. He Leans against you "mh- I was gonna do something totally cool" he mumbled slurred
You roll your eyes and can't help your smile, helping him walk to the kitchen "oh hush..you should be thankful."
Daniel instantly reaches for another beer from the table but you stop him, grabbing his wrist. "No- no more-you can't even walk." You huff
But Daniel's emotions change, the alcohol making his head spin. "Fuck off- I can do what I want."
Nick and Ken's eyes widen as they were watching.
Nick looks to Ken "d-did he just?"
Ken nods "he just said that to y/n." Ken says in disbelief.
But most importantly, you were in disbelief. You stood there and scoffed "what'd you say?"
Daniel slurs his words "I said fuck off. Fuck. Off."
You look at him, growing mad. You knew it was the alcohol but it still hurt.
Daniel gives an asshole smirk "what? Ya gonna cry Go home. You're ruining the party babe." He taunts
You narrow your eyes "no. I'm not gonna cry- and if you didn't want me here you should've said!" You yell and throw your arms about.
Daniel glares and slams his hand down on the counter, snapping "fine! I don't want you here! Go fucking home! To your shitty parents!"
You flinch when he slams his hand down, tears in your eyes but you stop them from falling. burying your emotions down until you get home. "Fine. Fuck you." You say, putting your hard face on and walking off angrily.
Nick and Ken watched with dropped jaws. I mean sure they were used to you two having arguments over stupid things but...Daniel's never snapped at you like that.
You slam the door as you leave the party, walking home on your own, tears slipping but you wipe them away. Not wanting to let his words affect you. Even though you can't believe he said those things. Drunk or not. You was mad.
Nick and Ken go to Daniel, who was leaning against the counter for support, unable to hold himself up.
Ken scoffs a little "what the hell was that man?" He says to Daniel, his voice rising a little.
Daniel grumbles "what?"
Nick scoffs "that!"
Ken nods "yeah- you just literally told y/n to fuck off!-and a bunch of other shit."
Daniel grumbles drunkly, not processing anything they're saying "what? Who?"
Ken rolls his eyes "Jesus Christ."
Nick holds his hand up "dibs not taking him home."
Ken gives him a mad look "what?! That's not fair!"
Nick smirks and shrugs "is too."
Ken huffs and grumbles, reluctantly grabbing Daniel, helping him out to his car outside.
Daniel slurs with half lidded eyes "I hate my life."
Ken rolls his eyes as he sucks in a breath, trying to hold Daniel up and walk him to the car. "Too bad. Mines great" Ken grumbles sarcastically
Ken manages to get Daniel in the car and drive him back to his house. And unfortunately for Ken, Daniel threw up all over his car seats. That he now definitely has to clean once he gets back.
The next day rolls round and Daniel woke up with the most pounding head ache. He groans into his pillow, burying his face into it. Internally dying inside from his hangover.
His mum opens his door âDaniel! Get up for schoolâ she says as she steps in his messy room, seeing him sprawled out on his bed, his face buried in his pillow.
Daniel groans âma, go away.â
His mum rolls her eyes âyouâve got five minutes. Get up.â She says before shutting his bedroom door.
Daniel letâs put a grumble and groan before reluctantly sitting up, rubbing his hand over his face.
He groans internally as he hears his mum calling to him again âIâm awake ma! Jesus-â he huffs, his head pounding.
He reluctantly gets up and gets dressed, grabbing his bag and phone before heading off for school. His hair messy and scruffy, he looked awful. Hot, but awful.
Daniel arrived to school, heading to your locker but you werenât there, he figured you must be running late like usual.
Then he spots ken and Nick by their lockers. He grumbles and walks towards them, already dreading their voices joined with his pounding headache.
Ken smirks lightly âooohâŠhere comes sunshine.â
Daniel rolls his eyes and groans âshut up.â, he says rubbing his temples.
ânot a way to talk to the one who helped you home last night- oh! And cleaning up your sick.â Ken gives with a fake smile
Daniel groans ââŠsorry dude.â
Ken shrugs and grabs his bag from his locker ânah itâs all good. Yknow. Those hours I spent scrubbing my car seats. It was so fun.â Ken says sarcastically
Daniel gives a small sigh and rubs his temples âi said Iâm sorry. Now can ya stop talking- my head killing me.â
Ken rolls his eyes and looks to Nick.
Nick scoffs a little âyeah- well your head will be hurting a lot more when ya talk with y/n.â
Ken nods to Daniel, only remembering now himself.
Daniel tilts his head, his eyes opening instantly at the mention of your name. âWhat about y/n?â
Nick shared a look with Ken.
Daniel feels uneasy and groans âguys- tell me! Was it something I did-âŠ?â Daniel asks reluctantly
Ken nods and sucks in a breath.
Daniel groans internally and covers his face âwhatâd I do.â He says mumbled by his hands.
Ken sighs ââŠya kinda told her to fuck off.â
Danielâs hands rip from his face and looks at Ken in shock âI said that-?â
Ken nods and clears his throat âyeahâŠit gets worse. Ya also told her âshe ruined the partyâ andâŠoh! âTo go home back to her shitty parents.ââ Ken quoted with a sarcastic smirk.
Danielâs face falls as he listens to what he did, not remembering any of it or meant to say any of it. He didnât mean any of it. âFuckâŠâ
Ken nods and shrugs âsorry dude. You gotta deal with her- I got classâ
Daniel huffs and nods, grabbing his phone to text you immediately. Mugging off class, the least of his worries.
He was already concerned because you didnât show up to school. So you must be upset or very very mad at him right now.
Daniel typed out message after message, deleting and rewriting them, not knowing if itâll make you more mad or not since he doesnât even remember what he did or said.
He typed out after a lot of thought a quick and simple âIâm coming over to yours. I gotta talk to you in person.â He typed and hits send. Walking out of school and to his car to drive to yours.
He checks the message, he can see youâve read it but left him on read.
He sighs and taps the steering wheel, speeding up to your house. He quickly parks the car and hops out. Opening your back door which Is always open.
âBabe- y/n-? Where are youâ he says as he looks around for you, but then goes quiet as he sees you in your bed, facing the wall. A box of tissues on your bed side table.
ââŠ.babyâ Daniel says sadly, he felt so bad. He has said this before to you, heâs never felt this way about anyone before..especially not a girl before. He loves you. And he knows it.
He softens and walks to your bed, but stops when he hears your sniffles and quiet voice âg-go awayâ
Daniel feels his heart actually break. He reaches out to your arm, placing his hand on your arm and sitting on your bed next to you ânoâŠI wanna talk to you.â
You sniffle, wiping your tears and keeping your face to the wall, you was so mad but still upset at him. His words did hurt you.
âI- I donât wanna talk..â you sniffle out
Daniel sighs softly and rubs your arm âwell I do. So scoot over.â He says, trying to lighten the mood a little.
You keep quiet and reluctantly scoot further to the wall, your silence was normal, whenever you and Daniel argued, you would use silent treatment. And God damn did it work.
Daniel sighs softly as he scoots closer to you moving to spook you from behind, his arm wrapping round your waist to your stomach. âbabyâŠplease talk to me..câmon.?â He says quietly to you
You sniffle lightly and keep quiet
Daniel sighs and places soft kisses to your shoulder âmâsorryâŠI dont even remember what I did..or what I said- but whatever I said- I didnât mean it- I swear-â he rambles, somewhat talking to himself as you donât respond and keep quiet, listening.
Daniel rambles âi love you and would never mean whatever I said, I take it backâŠi take it all back.â
âand if Iâm being honest I think I probably was so drunk I thought you was that bitch Amy from our maths classâŠgod sheâs annoying-â Daniel grumbles making you sniffle a small laugh.
You did know how much he hated Amy.
Daniel smiled wide when he heard you laugh a little ââŠI canât help it- yknow I hate her.â
You sniffle a small laugh but then sigh âwhy would you think I was her?â
Daniel sighs âcus she was at the party, i saw her when I first got there. She had her annoying pink bow on her hairâ he grumbles
You grin a little âbarretteâ you correct him jokingly.
Since Amy would always correct anyone who called it a bow.
Daniel chuckles a groan âwhatever it fuckin is.â
You smile a little but still have small sniffles.
Daniel frowns a little and moves your hair from your neck, placing soft kisses âplease turn aroundâŠâ
You reluctantly turn around silently, facing him.
Your eyes were puffy from crying, eyes red and your nose sniffling. He felt so bad.
Daniel softens and cups your face, kiss in your nose âthereâs that pretty face.â
You sniffle âI look awful.â
Daniel kisses you forehead âyou look beautifulâŠeven when crying.â
Daniel frowns a little ââŠI am sorry for last nightâŠ.you know that right?..I didnât mean any of it?â
You nod a little and snuggle into his chest, him instantly wrapping his arms around you.
âI knowâŠitâs just hardâŠcus too me you looked like you meant it..â
Daniel nods a little âI know- I knowâŠ.iâm sorry..I didnât mean it- Iâd never think that about you. Youâre amazing and pretty- and I donât even how I pulled you.â He says with his smile.
âAnd I donât know why I said that about your parents? Your dad is the fuckin best.â Daniel grins and you giggle a little. Knowing Daniel did love your dad.
âMhmâŠhe is amazing.â You nod softly against his chest, shutting your puffy eyes.
Daniel nods and plays with your hair âmhmâ he hums
You stay like that for awhile until Daniel speaks up again.
âYknow Iâm sorry though right?â
You smile with shut eyes âyes. I knowâŠnow shut up. Itâs in the past.â
Daniel nods and quickly shuts up, just playing with your hair and mumbling soft things like âI love you, I love your hair and your smileâŠâ
Eventually you fall asleep on his chest, comfortable and content. But then Daniel gets a message from Ken.
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If you could, please write more daniel desario x reader fics or like hcs of being in the freaks friend group!
I have some in the making and lots of ideas!! Sorry Iâve been so busy so haven't been posting much
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I feel like every day would be chaotic somehow - either with nicks awful guitar skills or Daniel and Ken's random TMI convos at lunch.
I feel like they would all go to you for any problems they have especially girl problems.
Ken wouldnt really talk to the guys about more sensitive problems he has - for example - if he really liked amy. he would talk to you instead of nick or daniel.
Or Nick would use you as a messenger to lindsey, asking you what flowers she likes or what perfume she wears etc.
Which would get on ur nerves. and lindseys nerves
I think Ken would also be really into horror films whereas Daniel would be into chick flicks (secretly ofc)
which would mean lots of fun movie nights at eachothers places
And a lot of fun at their band practice - even if you have to put headphones on
Or another one would be that you all have random nights on the weekend where you play Monopoly or Uno...which ends up in a lot of fights and grudges or silent treatment
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I also think that despite daniels tough exterior - He would LOVE your skincare days and would make you get him his own facemask to wear as well
It would start by small things like him watching your routine..then eventually asking to help you with it and then finally, joining in.
He would also buy you CD's from the store every month or so, each song based off of the month or day.
He would love when you watch him do band practice with the others and would secretly try harder when your present.
I also have a feeling that he would hate pickles, giving them to you whenever he annoyingly had them in his food from takeaways etc.
And he would definitely not be open to sharing his food lol but only for you, firstly lightly swatting your hand but eventually giving in and handing you a few pieces of his food every now and again.
I think he would also have an embarrassing fear of a specific horror film like...The boogeyman movie or something.
He would be fine with any other horror film and not be scared, not even flinching but the Boogeyman movei would give him nightmares for weeeeks.
his love language is definitely physical touch and small things like, remembering a letter you have to post so he'll remind you.
or reminding you of your assignments and homework that's due but not remembering his own (or just not caring abt his own lol).
Warnings: swearing, dyslexia (if Iâve missed any please tell me!!)
You had gone golf with Lando and max for the day and they had randomly decided to go live on twitch. You was sat in the cart trying to cover your phone from the sun so you could read your text out but you huffed when all the letters were jumbled because of your dyslexia. âLan? Is this spelt right?â You asked as you looked up to him as he held the camera.
He held his hand out and read your text but shook his head with furrowed brows when the letters were also jumbled from his dyslexia too. âChat how do you spell neighbour?â Lando asked and looked at the chat to see the word repeated, some in caps.
âOkayyyyy thank you guysâ Lando said with a little laugh as he typed the letters in on your phone and let you hit send.
âThank you chat!â You said louder so they could hear you whilst max took his shot.
That was not all thoughâŠ.
Stupidly max asked you to read the subs out on the camera âthanksâŠuh- daivid? And thanksâŠkivy? For the subsâ you smiled as you positioned the camera to look at max and Lando who were having a little play fight ending in Lando trying to poke maxâs ass with the golf club and max running away with his hand covering his ass.
âIdiotsâ you shook your head behind the camera.
Chat:
User1: LMAOOOO THEIR SO FUNNY
User2: not y/n calling everyone the wrong name đ
User3: ITS VICKY NOT KIVY đđ
User4: is she stupid?
User5: sheâs dyslexic bro
You knotted your brows as you read the comments, âomg! Guys have I been calling you the wrong names?! Iâm so sorry!â You gasped and slapped a hand to your mouth when you realised what the chat was talking about.
âMax! You take the camera! I suck at this jobâ you said dragging a hand down your face, âwhat are you talking about?â Max asked confused as he took the camera off of you.
âI canât read the chat or their namesâŠsorry guysâ you said with an embarrassed smile âdyslexia?â Max grinned and you nodded âalright baby your turn!â Lando said as he handed you your golf ball.
âThank you babyâ you smiled as you took the ball from him.
âY/n has really bad dyslexia guysâ max explained as he read through some of the comments. âYeah she hates itâ Lando agreed with a nod of his head.
âYou have dyslexia thoughâ max pouted confused on why you hated it so much âyeah but hers is worse than mine and she loves reading but she has to use the text to speech thingyâ Lando explained and max nodded âyeah she hates itâ Lando gave a tight lipped smile but smiled when you walked over, he instantly wrapped a hand around your waist.
âAlso chat- I didnât wanna play this stupid game-â I murmur to the camera but got cut off by Max âitâs a sport not a gameâ he corrected me for the 100th time.
I roll my eyes to the camera. âItâs a game.â I whisper to the camera making lando stifle a laugh.
âŠâŠ
This also occurred on streamsâŠfor example the time when Max was streaming with you and Lando.
You had somehow been given the job of calling out and thanking the subs..again.
âThank youâŠuh- poopy?â I tilt my head and scrunch my brows as I read the username out and gasp when I read it again âsorry-! Sorry- I meant poppy..! Thanks poppy for the subsâ I correct myself embarrassed
I hear landoâs laugh behind me as Iâm sat on his lap, âLan. itâs not funny-â I roll my eyes playfully but he canât help his laughs.
âBabe- you called her poopy?-â he wheezes out whilst laughing, hiding his face in my hair from the stream. I shake my head smiling âI didnât mean to!â I cover my face embarrassed.
Max is trying to bite back his laughs as he tries to focus on a game. He looks to the comments and bursts out laughing at all the jokingly offended fans.
I feel Lando squeeze his hold on my waist slightly âbabe?â He whispers into my ear and I hum âmh?â
âWant your coloured slip thingys?â He asks quietly and I shake my head âno itâs fine..can you just read the subs out?â I ask and he nods âyeah.â
He continued to read the subs after that. I didnât think anything of it until I saw the twitter posts the next morningâŠthey did make me laugh.
âŠ
Your dyslexia would also affect your textsâŠwhich were also pretty funny-
Lando was sat on the sofa at your shared apartment. max was also there but he was on the other sofa. Lando scrolled through instagram bored until he got a text from you.
Lando tried to read it and sighed, his eyebrows scrunched in confusion. He rubbed his forehead and looked up when max chuckled âwhat?â Lando asks
Max laughed âhas y/n texted you?â
Lando nods âyeah- howâd you know?â He smiled confused
Max chuckled âcuz you look like your trying to read a different languageâ Lando laughed shaking his head
âHere you try and understand what she texted me.â Lando chuckled and handed his phone to max.
Y/N: Can yuo garb me smoe ciream?
Max knotted his brows as he tried to read it âfucking hell mate- how do her eyes make her think thatâs right?â
Lando chuckled âdonât ask me.â He said as he took his phone back and texted back.
Lando: babe. I just had a headache trying to read that.
Y/N: gbra em some icremea?
Lando: it still ainât spelt right babe.
Y/N: seriosly?
Lando: just call me. I cant keep trying to read this.
Max Fewtrell added to his story
Landonorris: I acc have a migraine after texting her.
Ynusername: blame my dyslexia not me âđ»
McLaren: you think her texts are bad..we have to deal with her emails!
User1: LMAO NOT MCLAREN CALLING HER OUT
User2: I WANNA SEE EM NOW đ
Lewishamilton: relatable.
Ynusername: hey! Give me a break.
User3: how r her replies making sense if her texts donât?
Landonorris: y/n uses autocorrect and speech to text to help her
Ynusername: idk what id do without it đâđ»
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This would also cause problems between her and her radio engineer, Fred.
âFreddie?â I ask into the radio as I hold the steering wheel tightly, going around a corner on the track.
âYeah y/n?â He responds through the radio
âThereâs something wrong with the uh- screen thingy-â I say and Fred furrows his brows
âUh- ya sure..? Iâm looking now and it looks fine?â He asks confused
âIt says Iâm going at 013mph?â I ask confused as I ready screen on the car.
I hear Fredâs small chuckle through the radio ây/n- itâs your dyslexia. It says 103mphâ he explains and I canât help my embarrassed smile under my helmet
âOh- I forgot about that. Thanks Freddo.â I giggle through the radio.
Fred chuckled âitâs fine. The cars fine though right?â
âYeah- itâs fine. Just my dyslexia.â I giggle
I do another turn and sigh âFred- whatâs the gap?â I ask confused
Fred looks down at his screen âuh- Max isâŠ0.845 seconds behind.â He reads and I nod
âOkayâ I say as I try to remember the track in my head. I go to turn right but quickly swerve left.
âShit- fuck- oops-â I curse under my breath and I hear Fred through the radio
âWhat happened-?â
âI uh- I just forgot my left and right but itâs fine-â I giggle quietly âsorry.â
Fred canât help his laugh âdonât worry- just try to remember next time yeah?â
âŠ
Or another struggle for you and Lando was cookingâŠ
Lando was streaming whilst you and him baked or shall I say tried to bake a cake.
Lando was leaning against the counter, holding his phone with the recipe on it âuh- babe? I think we need help.â He says with knotted brows.
You look over to him âwhat? Why?â
Lando tuts as he tries to read the ingredients âI canât make it out.â
You roll your eyes âlemme tryâ Lando scoffs lightly âokay- but I highly doubt youâll be better than me.â
You try to read the ingredients and instructions but itâs all jumbled and messy âuhâŠnever mind then.â
Lando chuckles and looks to the camera âguess weâre having pasta tonight chat.â
You giggle and nod âyup! Pasta it is.â You say as you grab different ingredients.
âŠ
Lando, you and Oscar were doing an F1 game interview thingy for fun.
The interviewer had given you all your own white board. The game was that Oscar would have to guess the word that you and Lando got.
The interviewer smiles âokay- start.â
Lando and you look to the word on your boards. Lando tilted his head confused âuhâŠâ
You also knotted your brows confused as you looked at the messy word. âUhâŠlan? What does it say?â You whisper.
Lando chuckles âno idea..â
Oscar shakes his head amused âhow the hell do I guess if you donât know the word?â
Lando laughs lightly âuh- I think maybe you should do the word and me and y/n guess it.â
The interviewer giggles and nods âokay- switch if itâs easierâ
Lando and you switch. Oscar chuckles âthis is why we never let you two team up. You guys are awful togetherâ
Summary: The twins first Grand Prix and their first time on a plane
Warnings: Swearing,mentions of sick (if Iâve missed any please tell me!!)
âLanâŠ! Lan..!â You said as you poked his sleeping form, he looked so cute and comfy but you had to wake him up since you had to get to the airport in exactly three hours. âLando!â You said loudly as you shoved him and he turned his face into his pillow with a groan âmhâŠâ
âLando Norris! If you donât wake up in the next-â you huffed but was cut off by him pulling you down on top of him âshh..mâ sleepin...â he groaned with a yawn, âlando let me up! We need to get ready to leave!â You huffed annoyed as you struggled to get out of his grasp, hitting his arm that was wrapped around your stomach.
âIâm not gonna let go.â he said but it came out muffled from his face being nuzzled into your hair.
You sighed in defeat âplease lan..we need to leaveeeâ you huffed as you tried to get up again but failed.
Lando sucked in a breath âfineeeâ he groaned placing a kiss on your cheek, âcâmon sleepyheadâ you grinned as you stood up, pulling him up with you.
âAre the boys awake?â He asked groggily and you nodded with a smile âyeah theyâre awake, we need to keep them awake until the airport so they sleep on the plane..hopefullyâ you said a sigh at the end,
âOkayâŠlets go sort all the boys clothes out firstâ lando said as he put his clothes on and you nodded, you both walked together to the boys room and smiled when you saw them awake in their cots.
âBabe? Where are the bags?â Lando asked as he looked around their bedroom, âtheyâre in the wardrobe!â You said from the hallway and he nodded to himself as he grabbed the matching baby blue bags, âalright..okay..so clothes, hats, socks andâŠnappiesâ lando said as he counted with his fingers, also grabbing each thing and folding them into the bag.
âAlright Iâm gonna go breastfeed themâŠdonât forget their dummies!â You said but lando didnât hear,
âBabe? Iâve got their bags ready, and I packed our suitcase! Anything else we need?â Lando asked as he placed the bags down by the front door.
âYeah just little bits to add but other than that..noâ you said as you thought about your list, âokayâŠIâll grab that and then Iâll help you get the boys in the carâ he said and you nodded with a smile as you picked the boys up in your arms, pulling your top down to breastfeed them.
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âThanks mateâ lando said to the cab driver as he helped him gets the bags in the boot, you leaned over Archie and grabbed his seatbelt strapping it, and smiled when he began giggling at you. âWhatâs so funny huh?â You cooed making him giggle more.
You sat in the middle of their car seats, making sure to keep them awake so theyâd have their nap on the plane but that didnât go too well..
Lando paid the cab driver before grabbing the bags and walking with you inside, you held both the boys on each hip, Alfie resting his head on your shoulder tiredly while Archie drooled onto his now dirty onesie.
You stood in cue to weigh your bags, âI hate these stupid cuesâ lando grumbled annoyed as he looked at his phone for the time.
âHey excuse me maâam! I need to go now!â A man asked the worker and she sighed âsir youâll have to wait in cue.â
âNo! I need to go now! My planes leaving in like ten minutes!â The man said and she huffed âalright you can go throughâ she said as she unclipped the line stopper,
âThatâs bullshit.â You muttered and lando grinned at you âsh..his plane is leaving in tenâ lando hushed you as you made an angry face, he smirked at your impatience.
âWhatever. I think he should wait like the rest of us.â You huffed making him bite back a laugh.
âWell- werenât not exactly normal babe. We have a private jet- anyway câmon thatâs usâ he grinned as you walked with him, lifting up Alfie on your hip as he was slipping a bit. âLan? Did you bring their teddies?â You asked him and he nodded âyeah theyâre in their bagsâ he said as he grabbed your suitcase and wrapped the ticket around the handle.
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You and lando waited by the jet, âwant me to take one of them?â Lando asked and you nodded, âjust while weâre waiting, when we go up the stairs you can hold the bags yeah?â You asked and he nodded.
Lando took Archie off of you and held him in his arms also resting him on his hip, âhey buddy, here you goâ lando smiled as he handed him his little highland cow teddy, Archie smiled and held it tightly.
âSo when can they sleep?â Lando asked you when he saw Archie passed out in his arms, âuh- around now is fineâ you said and he sighed in relief.
Lando handed you Archie back when you had to board, Archie started crying from his beauty sleep being disturbed, âSh..Sh..â you rocked him and then Alfie began to cry too because Archie was crying.
âNot you tooâŠâ You sighed as you rocked them both, lando felt bad he felt so useless, and lately the boys had grown attached to you so whenever he tried to take them off you to give you a break they would just cry non-stop.
âHeyâ Oscar smiled when he saw you two, âhey oscâ you smiled tiredly as you sat down at the window seat, lando chucked your bags under your seats and quickly sat down next to you, âHere, Iâll take oneâ lando said as he took Alfie off of you, Alfie cried since he was so tired. Lando rubbed his hand up and down his back as he laid his head on his shoulder, âDouble trouble huh?â Oscar grinned and lando laughed âyou could say thatâ
âI can help if you want?â Oscar said with a smile and lando shook his head âweâll be fine thanks thoughâ
âTheir first Grand Prix then huh?â Max piped up from the other seat and lando nodded âyepâŠI even bought them hatsâ lando grinned like a child as he showed Oscar and Max the number 4 hats he got them, and his own so he can match.
âOh my god, your so whippedâ Max laughed and lando rolled his eyes playfully âduh? Have you seen them?!â He smiled as he placed a kiss on Alfieâs head, he could feel his breathing slow down.
âUh- lan?â You said and he looked over to you âyeah?â
âAlfie just threw upâŠâ you said and Lando screwed his face up âlovelyâŠâ lan half smiled as he held Alfie up and grabbed a babywipe, wiping his face whilst you wiped landos shoulder and back, âhereâ you said placing Alfieâs muslin on his shoulder to hopefully stop any more sick getting on him.
Archie cried and stirred in your arms, his tiredness catching up with him, âlan? Where are the dummies?â You asked as you looked through their bags. âShitâŠâ lando said letting his head hit the seat.
âOh greatâŠâ you said as Archie cried in your arms. You shushed him and rocked him until he thankfully fell asleep again.
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ynusername: Monaco baby!!! The boys first Grand Prix! đ§Ąđ Weâre cheering for you baby! p.s youâd lose if I was racing đ
User1: LMAO THE END OF THE CAPTION IS CRUEL
User2: My fav wag đ
User3: SHES SO REAL
landonorris: Thanks for the support babe
Maxverstappen: she got u good bro
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landonorris: whoâs side are u on?!
User6: they act like a married couple ( I luv em tho)
User7: LITERALLY LMAO
User4: Anyone else notice the matching hats or just me đ«Ł
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User5: omg same-
User6: Can we talk about how big they are already?!
User7: IKR LIKE YESTERDAY THEY WERE BABIES?!
User4: OMG LANDO LIKED MY COMMENT
landonorris: @ynusername see told u theyâd notice the hats
ynusername: đ
landonorris: no need for the attitude.
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User1: AHAISBEHAKA I have no one to talk to abt this đ
User2: OMG- ADORABLE
ynusername: yeah it was until Lando got thrown up on đ€Ł
Landonorris: babe- You said weâd keep that between us?!
ynusername: âŠhehe
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You and lando left all your bags in your hotel room and used your spare day walking around Monaco, it was quite early but the paparazzi were following you like crazy.
âOmg! This top is GORGEOUSâ you gasped as you held it up for lando to look at, waiting for his judgement but it never came he just placed it in the bag along with the other one in a different colour that he liked, you smiled as you pushed the buggy walking around the looking for anything else.
âYou want anything?â You asked him and he shook his head âUh- no we can go and pay babyâ he smiled as he sneaked his arm around your waist making you smirk.
You payed and put the bag under the buggy, you left the shops and immediately there were already paparazzi waiting outside the shops, you scrunched your brows from the bright flashing camera lights and instinctively pulled the buggy back, lando quickly stood in front of you and held out his arm to keep them away from you âhey? Give us some space-â Lando said angrily as he walked with you back to the hotel but they didnât let up, three of them followed you all the way back.
âHey dude?! Stop.â Lando said angrily âlan.â You shrieked when a man approached you, he grabbed your arm and pulled you to the ground flashing photos of you and the boys, the flashing lights blinding you and scaring the boys awake, they began crying and you quickly ran over to lando by the buggy âStep the fuck away from them!â Lando shouted and the man scurried off, lando took a breath, âcâmon letâs go to our roomâ he said sternly as he held your hand, you nodded lifting the hood on your hoodie up along with landos for him whilst lando pulled the buggy covers up and lifted the boys hoods up too.
Lando took a minute to walk into your shared bedroom to calm down, you sighed as you picked up the boys taking them to cuddle on the sofa together.
âBaby?â Lando called out when he didnât see you in the kitchen or hallway âin here!â You said and he smiled when he saw you cuddled up with the twins, âmind if I join?â He asked with a smile and you shook your head shuffling over making room for him.
âIâm sorry..I hate that you have to deal with that..â lando said and you tutted âlando Norris. Do not apologise. Itâs not your fault people suck.â You said smiling at the end making him give you a sad smile, âI love youâ he said placing a kiss on your forehead, âall of youâ he said placing a kiss on each of the boys heads too.
Y/n Y/l/n seen with hers and lando Norrisâs twin boys
User1: Bro canât you guys leave them alone?! They literally are new first time parents they donât need or want cameras in their faces!
User2: literally! Have you seen the paparazzi photo of lando shouting and you can see one of their twins crying in the background?!
User3: omg! Yes I saw that it was awful.
User1: NO?! What the fuck.
User4: UHM- Can we talk abt the middle picture?! Sheâs literally crying?!
User5: I honestly feel so bad for her - lando tried to help which made it even more sad
User6: paparazzi should be illegal.
User7: Yâall sheâs fine. All they did was take a photo
User8: The man taking the photo literally grabbed her arm and Yanked her?!
User9: have yâall seen the video on twitter?!
User10: what video?
User11: a fan took it from afar, the man taking pics literally grabbed y/n and yanked her arm And then took photos of their twins WITH THE FLASH ON.
Race day.
You wore your baby carrier so you could have both the boys on your front, you decided it would be better for you so they was with you the whole time and was always in your view, you walked into landos drivers room as you waited for him, he was talking to Oscar about something.
Lando laughed as oscar made a joke until something or someone caught his attention. The same man from yesterday, the one who grabbed you and took photos of you all. And he was still taking photos of lando.
Lando grinned and turned around and stuck his middle finger up at the man before walking inside with Oscar, âwhoâs that?â Oscar asked confused âthis dickhead decided to grab y/n by the arm and push her onto the ground just to get photos of the boys, which also woke them up and scared the shit out of em.â Lando explained angrily and Oscar bit his lip awkwardly âI uh- I saw the video this morningâ Oscar said and lando furrowed his brows confused âwhat video?â
Oscar showed him the video on his phone from a random fan that just happened to be there and film it all, âhonestly, it gets out of hand sometimes..I mean all i wanted was one day out with my family yâknow? Is that too much to ask for?â Lando huffed and Oscar nodded with him understandingly.
âI know mate but you did all you could do, you can see in the videoâ he said trying to sound comforting and lando nodded âyeah I knowâŠanyway..Iâll see you in a bit Iâm gonna go find y/nâ lando said before jogging off to his drivers room.
âY/n?â Lando called out as he opened his driver room door and smiled when he saw you sat on the sofa feeding the boys, âYou okay?â He asked as he sat down next to you, âyeah, the boys were hungry and I wanted some privacyâ you explained as you breastfed them, they were so cuteeee you could just squish there rosy cheeks all day.
Photo of lando Norris flipping off paparazzi.
User1: and it was deserved.
User2: YESSSS LANDO
User3: damn- bit much no?
User4: NO ITS NOT?! The guy literally harassed y/n
âSo before qualifying starts, how do you feel?â The interviewer asked lando and he breathed in âuh- I feel good, yâknow the car felt good during practice but qualifying will tellâ lando said smiling at the end making the lady laugh.
âOf course yeah. So uh- we saw you flipped a cameraman off over there?â The lady said sticking the mic out to lando, âoh- uh yeah I did..before you jump to any conclusions that was the man that photobombed my family this morning so he deserved itâ lando smirked and the lady nodded âyes i saw the video..â
âYeah, y/nâs okay though and the boys are perfectly fine thankfully, theyâre just over there actuallyâ lando smiled as the cameraman panned over to you, you laughed as you waved both the boys hands.
Lando couldnât hide hide massive smile at your cuteness âYour boys are adorable!â The lady aawed and lando smiled âtheir so cute and tinyâ
âAlright, well weâll let you go back to them nowâ she smiled and lando thanked her for talking him before jogging over to you. âHow are my favourite people?â
You smile and look down to the boys âweâre good arenât we?â You smile when they both start smiling and making happy baby noises.
âDaddyâ Alfie coos and hold his hand out, grabbing landos racesuit material on his arm in a tight baby grip.
Lando chuckled and smiled warmly at his adorable son.
You look to Lando âhow long till the race starts?â Lando thought for a moment âuh- about..half an hour maybe?â You nodded to him âyou wanna go to the garage then?â
Lando nodded as he took your hand and began walking with you to the garage.
You heard Archie whine and squirm in the baby carrier âeugghh- down- mummyâ he slurs and whines. Kicking his legs as he did.
You sigh âhang on bubba- let me get you down.â You said as you pull him out the baby carrier and steady him on the floor. Making sure heâs balanced before letting go.
âStay near mummy and daddy yeah?â You say stern and he nods before walking in his little shoes in front of us whilst you and Lando walk closely behind.
Alfie also starts whining when he sees his brother walking âmummy-â he starts and you sigh
âYeah- you wanna get down too huh?â You grin and place him down as well as you did with Archie.
The boys walk together and they get distracted very easily but stay close to you and Lando.
That was until you got to the garage.
You were holding Alfieâs hand and swore to yourself when you saw Alfie toddling off towards the garage.
âLan-â you start but Lando cuts you off âon it.â He says as he jogs behind Alfie and swiftly lifts him up from under his arms.
âWhere do you think youârere going mh?â Lando grins when Alfie squeals a cheeky laugh. Lando canât help his light laugh âyouâre a little road runner.â Lando chuckles as he brings him back to where you and Archie were.
As we headed towards the garage I could hear the loud noises of the tools etc. âlan? Can you get the boys a pair of those noose cancelling headphones please?â I ask and he nods, grabbing two pairs.
I smile as I watch Lando put them on the boys.
Archie knots his brows confused when he canât hear anything because of the headphones. I smile and gently ruffle his hair.
Lando chuckles âthey look so confusedâ I giggle and nod as we see their confused faces.
Just then, Oscar and Lily walk over, Lily happily squeals when she sees the boys âah! Theyâre so cuteeee!â
I smile and watch the boys toddle off with Lando to the garage. âI got em matching outfits againâ
Lily nods with a smile âhow do you tell them apart?â She asks as she sees them both toddle off, they look the exact same.
âWell- itâs easy for me and lan to tell. But at the begin when they wet born, we had to keep their hospital tags onâ I giggle and Lily chuckles lightly âI canât tell them apartâ
I smile as I watch Lando with the boys âI can tell because Alfie has a slimmer face..and Archie has a mole on his neckâ
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Lando smiles and lifts Alfie and Archie up in his arms. He looks over to you âbabe?â He calls over for you ur attention, you look over âyeah?â
Lando grins âcan I put the boys in the car?â He asks with a cheeky grin. You sigh and nod âwatch them.â
Lando nods and happily puts the boys in his f1 car. The boys squeal happily and sit in it.
Archie goes to press some buttons but thankfully Lando stops him. âAh- no..we donât press those buddy.â
Oscar chuckles as he watches âI still need to see them in the race suits you bought.â
Lando grins âthey look adorable.â He says excitedly at the thought.
Oscar shakes his head amused âyouâre wrapped around their fingers.â
Lando nods and sighs âthe worst thing is, is that I donât care.â He smiles as he watches the boys in his car.
*omg itâs been ages and this has been in my drafts for SO LONGGGG - I still need to write so many others but this is what yâall get for now đ€đ*
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Warnings: Allergy! Allergic reaction, swearing, bad language, reader crashes in car, reader gets injured, mentions of blood and bruises!!! (If I missed any please tell me!!!)
Author notes ++ (sorry abt how long I havenât posted yâall - Iâve been busy with college sorryyyyy!)
You was unfortunately born with two allergies, both near life threatening and both very random. Your first one was ginger and the other was blueberries.
Lando knew about your allergies and it was his mission to protect from even being near a blueberry or ginger. He would check the ingredients on nearly anything you bought from the shops and he would double check it before you ate it and he was even worse when you went out to eat.
He would tell the waiter about your allergies sternly since you had too much social anxiety to do it yourself.
You found out your deathly allergy was when you was younger with your parents, they had given you a blueberry flavoured yogurt and nearly immediately you went bright red and itchy, you couldnât breathe and was coughing like crazy until you threw up and fainted, you ended up having to go to A&E and nearly diedâŠso that was the last time you went near a blueberry.
You also had a quite serious allergy to ginger. Thankfully though you had an epi-pen but the bad side is your absolutey petrified of needles.
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âCâmere you muppetâ lando laughed as he wrapped his arms around your chest, you rested your chin on his crossed arms and rolled your eyes at his childishness. âLan- I need to go to my garageâ you argued and he lightly shook his head âno.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âYes.â
âNo.â
âAre we really doing this?â You huffed and you could feel his smile on your cheek as he pressed a small kiss there, âthere you are!â Max exclaimed making you and lando turn around to look at him.
âYouâve been looking for us?â You asked confused and he nodded âyeah- one of the engineers have been handing cupcakes for their birthday or somethingâŠI got you guys someâ max smiled as he held out the two cupcakes towards you both and you both smiled.
âI probably shouldnât eat before qualifying..â you said and lando shook his head handing you the cupcake anyway and not listening to your complaints.
âUgh fine- thank you babyâ you said as lando unwrapped it and handed it to you. âItâs actually pretty good, thanks mateâ lando smiled and max waved off a your welcome before walking off.
âOh yeah, y/n! Carlos is also looking for you!â Max yelled before walking away and you looked over to lando with a grin.
âIâve gotta go babyâ you said with a small pout and he huffed âI knowâŠIâll see you soonâŠgood luck kiss?â
âOf course.â You smiled leaning in and placing a passionate kiss to his lips which he returned.
âI love youâ he whispered placing another small kiss to the top of your nose making you scrunch it and giggle, âI love you too...â You whispered back before leaving to go to your garage.
âFinally! There you are! Qualifying starts in minutes! â Carlos exclaimed throwing his hands about making you laugh.
âSorry Iâm late- I *cough* was busy *cough*â you coughed as you tried to clear your throat that was now scratchy âyou okay?â Carlos asked with furrowed brows and you nodded. âMhm..Mâfineâ you reassured him as you grabbed your helmet and placed it on your head.
You headed towards your car and climbed in, Carlos followed behind you also getting in his car. You blew lando a kiss from your helmet which he returned.
You tried to clear your throat a couple times but it was hard with a helmet on squishing your face. âRadio check?â Fred, your race engineer spoke through the radio and you cleared your throat once more âmhm, check, I can hear you loud and clearâ you rasped out but fred shrugged it off.
Everything was going smoothly until you went round a corner and felt like you skipped a breath? It was weird and a new feeling. You didnât have asthma so it couldnât be that.
You tried to breathe in deeply but when youâre going 200mph itâs not that easy. âFuck.â You gasped out and Fred furrowed his eyebrows âyou alright?â
âMhm.â You hummed not wanting to talk because every time you did it felt raw and you could feel your throat closing up?
âY/n? Was that a yes or no?â Fred asked wanting a verbal answer and you rolled your eyes âyes.â You said and Fred could barely hear it.
You carried on the race and shrugged your sore throat off until your breathing got worse, you was now trying to breathe through your nose and Fred could hear your deep breathing through his headset ây/n? Are you sure youâre okay?â He asked again and you tried to answer but nothing came out it was like all the air had been taken out of you.
You skin was itchy and felt like it was on fire, your eyes were watering and your vision was blurring.
âY/n?â Fred repeated but you couldnât respond. And then all of a sudden you felt lightheaded and your vision was ten times worse.
And then everything went black. The last thing you remembered was your head hitting the steering wheel and hearing Freds voice on the radio.
âY/n?â Fred said now very concerned and even more when he saw you spin and crash into the wall. âY/N? Y/n?! Can you hear me? Are you okay?!â Fred asked loudly into his mic but you was unconscious.
âRED FLAG! RED FLAG!â Fred shouted âY/n! Isnât responding!â Fred shouted quickly.
âOkay..Lando. I have just been informed that there has been a red flag.â Will said to Lando through the radio, âwhat happened?â Lando asked confused as he slowed down and drove to the pit lane.
âI uhm will talk to you in a sec.â Will said and Lando stiffened at his response. âWho is it?â Lando asked seriously.
âLando- I will talk to you in a sec.â Will said and Lando clenched his jaw under his helmet.
âFine.â
Lando bit his lip anxiously. Please donât be y/n. Please donât be y/n. He repeated to himself in his head as he got out of his car.
He yanked his helmet off and his Balaclava before rushing over to will, Zak was next to him waiting for Lando.
âWho was it?â Lando rushed out begging for an answer, âLando-â Zak said holding a hand on landis chest but Lando shrugged him off âwho was it.â Lando repeated.
âIt was y/nâŠy/n crashed into the wall.â Will said and Lando went pale. âIs she okay?! Where is she?!â Lando asked panicked and will and Zak tried to calm him down but all he wanted was to know you was safe.
He quickly ran over to see the crash and it was awful. Your car was wrecked and there was debris everywhere. But the worst partâŠhe couldnât see you.
âWhereâs y/n?!â Lando hurriedly asked one of the men and he bit his lip âsheâs still in the car- theyâre trying to get her out now.â He said and Lando scrunched his eyes shut.
âPlease be okay. Please be okay.â He thought to himself as he walked closer. He stood there anxiously playing with his hands and gripping the fence.
âSheâs here! I need help!â A man shouted as he tried to carefully and gently pull you out of the car along with another man. âSheâs conscious!â The man said as he grabbed his medical supplies.
âI- I canât breatheâ you mumbled out as you grabbed your throat, your skin felt like it was on fire but that wasnât your big concern it was that you couldnât breathe and your whole left side was bruised from the crash along with a big cut on your cheek that was bleeding and dripping onto your race suit.
âY/n!â Lando shouted through the fence when he saw you on the race track but all the medics were covering you.
You felt another wave of dizziness and everything went black, the last thing you heard was landos voice calling your name.
Lando was sat next to your hospital bed, he sat on the floor and was holding your limo hand whilst he watched your face, looking for any movement.
âHey mate? Do you want anything from the vending machine? Youâve been sat here for nearly four hoursâŠâ max asked and Lando sighed not taking his eyes off of you.
âCan you get me a pepsi or something please mate?â Lando said with a small sigh as he continued to look at you. Max nodded before leaving the room.
You stirred and opened your eyes to only be blinded by bright lights, you felt something on your hand and you looked down to see Lando staring at you shocked. âY/n? Baby..?â Lando said under his breath before he jumped up and swallowed you in a hug.
You smiled âLan? What happened why couldnât I breathe?â You asked confused and touched your cheek feeling a bruise and a cut.
âRemember before the race we had those cupcakes?â Lando sighed and you nodded confused âwell i found out that yours had blueberry icing and thatâs what made you faint and struggle to breathâŠitâs all my fault- I shouldâve checked like I usually do-â Lando rambled and you huffed.
âLando- Do not blame yourself. If anything itâs my fault for not checking since it is my allergyâ you said and Lando shook his head.
âIâm just glad youâre okayâŠ.you scared the shit out of me you know that?â Lando said making you laugh softly.
âWell Iâm okay now so you donât have to worryâ you smiled and he took your hands in his âI will always worry.â He said placing a kiss on your lips.
âMate I got you this since they didnât have any pepsi- Y/n?!â Max cut himself off when he saw you was awake and you giggled at his reaction âyou okay?â He asked you as he walked over and gave you a hug.
âYeah..itâs nice to finally be able to breatheâ you half-joked âyeah well donât get used to it, Lando is gonna be clingy as fuc-â
âShut up.â Lando mumbled as he snuggled close to you making you giggle.
Lando Norris added to his story
maxfewtrell: How tf can you let a blueberry nearly kill u dude
ynusername: stfu max- remember when u nearly died from a tomato?
maxfewtrell: hey! you pinky swore you wouldnât talk abt that!
user1: oop- Iâm interested đ
Georgerussell: glad your okay đđ» that crash looked pretty bad
ynusername: Iâm alright, Lando is being a worrywart tho
Landonorris: sorry Iâm worried abt my gf
Georgerusell: your new nickname is now worrywart.
Landonorris: *blocked*
User2: I literally screamed when I saw you was bleeding!
User3: omg and the radio recording-
User4: Omg yes! It sounded awful! You could hear Fredâs panic
McLaren: So happy youâre okay! We have already set a rule that blueberries are banned from the grid đ«đ
User5: LMAO YES
User6: đ«â
User7: I am LIVING for this joke now.
User8: đ«â
landonorris: đ«đ€șđ€ș
User9: MAKKASBEHAJNA
User10: NOT LANDO FIGHTING A BLUEBERRY
User11: đ«â
ynusername: I approve of this trend đ«â
âAlright chat. I think today weâre just gonna do some racingâŠ? Does that sound good?â Max asked the stream and all the comments agreed.
User1: YESSSSSSS
User2: I need this after last weeks panic attack
User3: HIIIIIIII
User4: HOW IS Y/N?! WHERE IS SHEEEEEEE
Max couldnât help but laugh at the second comment âyes- I think this is very much needed after y/nâs near death experienceâ max agreed and not long later Lando walked in his room to grab a hoodie.
âAre you stealing my clothes again?â Max asked turning around and Lando grinned.
âMaybe.â
âYou streaming?â Lando asked âmhm why?â max hummed
âMind if I join? Iâm just having my dinner but Iâm bored on my ownâ Lando said and max nodded with a smirk âyeah mate just get a chair.â
Lando grabbed his gaming chair and sat next to max, whilst he ate his dinner. Lando read through some of the chat whilst max focused on his game and was trying not to die.
User1: why does landos food look bomb af
User2: HIIIII
User3: where is our girllll
User4: is y/n okay?
User5: WHERES OUR FAV COUPLE
Lando smiled as he read the chats concern for you ây/n is okay chat- sheâs sleeping in our bed right now. But sheâs okayâ
âShe was literally having a pillow fight with you a couple hours agoâ max laughed and Lando laughed and tried not to drop his food off his fork.
âOh for fuck sake!â Max groaned and hit his controller on the desk whilst Lando laughed âhow did you die on the level 2?â
âShut up.â Max rolled his eyes hitting Lando on the head playfully whilst Lando held his hands up to protect his face.
âLan?â
Lando and max both looked behind them to see you at the door, a huge blanket wrapped around you and your hair all messy from waking up.
âY/n! Youâre awake!â Max cheered and you smiled as you shuffled over to Lando and climbed on his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling your face into the crook of it.
âYou okay?â Lando whispered into your ear and you nodded âYou sure your cheek doesnât hurt?â Lando asked you, moving his neck so he could take a look at your bruised and cut cheek.
âIt hurts a little but itâs fineâ you reassured him and he nodded âyou hungry?â He asked you and you perked up making him smirk, you turned around to look at his plate.
âWant some?â He asked you âyes please babyâ you nodded lightly. Lando picked up a mix of things on his fork and held it up to your mouth for you, you took a bite and rested your head on his shoulder âthank you babyâ
âItâs alrightâ Lando said leaning down to place a kiss on your cheek but you quickly flinched at the pain. âAh!â You hiss in pain
âShit- Sorry-! Sorry! Sorry!â Lando repeated as he held you gently âyou okay? Fuck I didnât mean to- I forgot!â Lando apologised again and you smiled softly âstop apologising, I know you didnât mean to.â
âYou know every time I stream now my comment are just filled with blueberries and red crossesâ max laughed as he scrolled through the chat as they spammed the emojis.
âItâs a running joke now. My sworn enemy.â You giggled, âI have been double checking everything chat! I have memorised labels!â Lando laughed and max nodded.
âHeâs not lying- he has banned those blueberry flavoured sour stripes from the apartment! Itâs like a prison in hereâ max joked and and Lando rolled his eyes.
âYeah well I do not want another situation like last week or the month before that.â Lando said reminding me of last month when I accidentally used a blueberry scented shampoo.
âWhat happened last month?â Max asked confused
âI used this blueberry scented shampoo and obviously I didnât know it was blueberry scented, it didnât have anything about blueberries on it! And because it went in the bath waterâŠMy whole body went bright red and itchy- along with my head! It was awful.â You explained and Lando shook his head at the memory.
âIt was awful.â Lando agreed
âYeah. I hate blueberries.â You sighed as you took another bite from landos fork making him smirk.
Lando chuckled âbabe- Iâm not gonna have any dinner left.â He smiled and watched you pop the fork in your mouth, chewing the food.
Lando smirked and raised his brow âgood?â And you nod with a grin âmhm..good.â You say and twirl some food onto the fork and hold it to his lips and he takes it happily.
âyou two make me feel sick.â Max tuts and shakes his head as he focuses on his game.
Summary: lando does the âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â Prank on you
Warnings: swearing, bad language, yelling!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
Lando had seen a new trending prank on tiktok and he never really liked pranking you but he wanted to see your reaction for this prank. The bf would go up to his gf and ask âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â And he wanted to see how youâd react, he was a little scared since you never really got mad or angry but he has seen a couple times and when you do get mad you get mad.
Lando set up the camera and his it behind a pan on the kitchen side, you hadnât noticed him walk in yet but he could see you cooking dinner and cutting up vegetables.
The smell of whatever you was making was heavenly, lando took a breath and gave a cheeky smile to the camera.
Lando built up the courage and said it âwhatâs for dinner bitch?â He said quite harshly and you lifted your head slowly not looking over to him, you set down the knife in your hand and tilted your head at him.
Max who was sat on the sofa on his phone also looked over at lando confused and looks over to you awkwardly until he remembered the trending prank on tiktok.
âWhat did you just call me?â You asked raising an eyebrow and he gulped fidgeting with his hand.
âI said youâre a bitchâ lando said rudely again still trying his hardest not to break character and apologise to you and kiss you all over there and then.
You looked at him with furrowed brows and he rolled his eyes at you âwhereâs my fucking dinner? Iâm hungry!â Lando yelled at you and you scoffed.
âDonât fucking talk to me like that!â You yelled back and threw the tea towel in your hand at him before walking out the room angrily and slamming your bedroom door.
âDudeâŠyour in deep shitâ max said as he leaned over the sofa looking over at your now locked bedroom door, lando bit back a laugh as he quickly turned off his phone. Max took a photo of lando who gave him a cheeky grin and posted it onto his insta story.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: what happened whyâs he a bad bf?!
User2: WHATD I MISS?!
User3: check landos tiktok
Maxverstappen1: what did you doâŠ
Maxverstappen1: youâre in trouble.
User4: LMAO
oscarpiatri: I could feel her glare through the screen.
Lewishamilton: this is why I get scared to race herâŠ
User5: NOT THE WHOLE ASS GRID BEING SCARED OF HER
User6: LANDO UR SO MEAN
User7: I CANT BELIEVE HE DID THE PRANK
User8: HE BETTER NOT HAVE CHEATED ON OUR Y/N
âBaby? BabeâŠopen the door!â Lando said with a teasing smirk as he pulled on the door handle.
âBaby..?â Lando said more serious and not with a playful and teasing grin.
âY/n? Open the door.â He said again as he knocked on the door loudly all whilst max watched from leaning on the sofa.
âY/n. Baby? Please open the door! It was a prank! I didnât mean it! I swear- it was just for a tiktok-â Lando was cut off by the door unlocking and your arm sticking out with a pillow.
âWhatâs that for?â Lando asked confused
âItâs for you. Youâre sleeping on the sofa.â You said sternly as you pushed the pillow into his arms before shutting and locking the door again.
Max pursed his lips with a âooh your in troubleâ look and lando sighed throwing his head back.
Lando walked over to max with his head hung low and max couldnât help his laughs.
âItâs not funny.â Lando glared with a pout as he threw his pillow on the sofa and laid down, âyour in the doghouse manâ max teased and lando rolled his eyes.
âI regret making doing that stupid tiktok.â Lando pouted and max smirked at his small pout.
âAt least you know she wouldnât let you call her a bitch?â Max said poking fun and lando glared at him.
maxfewtrell added to his story
User1: Lando what did you do?!
User2: omg I just saw his TikTok-
User3: sheâs scary when sheâs mad.
User4: you deserve it tbh
Maxverstappen1: you deserve it man
Georgerussel: it was too much for little lando Norris
User5: LMAOOO
User6: NJSIWHSJAKK
Lando shuffled on the sofa the whole night, max had left to go into his bed and lando glared at him jealously.
Lando has fallen asleep for abt two minutes before waking up again, he couldnât fall asleep without you in his arms or next to him. He missed feeling your feet touching his or hearing your breathing or feeling your hair touch his chest.
He huffed as he got up walking tiredly towards your door with his pillow in his arms. He knocked but the door opened from his touchâŠit was unlocked?
He walked in quietly and smiled when he saw you passed out on your bed hugging your pillow, lando carefully climbed in next to you but unfortunately for him it woke you up âmhâŠâ you groaned and stirred âsh..sh baby..go back to sleepâ Lando said as he pulled the pillow from your grip and put it under your head and instead snuggled you into his arms.
Placing kisses on your head and you sighed in relief âI love youâŠâ you mumbled making him smile âI love you tooâ he whispered back as he pressed a long kiss to your temple.
âIâm still mad at youâŠâ you mumbled again and he smirked at you, you was half awake but still held a grudge.
âI know. I deserve itâ lando grinned as he rested his head in your neck breathing in contently.
âYou know I would never call you a bitch for real though right?â Lando asked you in a serious tone and you nodded into his chest âI know lanâ you smiled as he stroked his fingers up and down your back.
Summary: You love orchids..it could even be an addiction.
Warnings: swearing! Bad language, reader is upset and cries! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
It was a known thing that you absolutely adored orchids. They were your favourite flower in the whole world and you would quite literally look after them like your babies.
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âOkay now turn the chat onâ lando explained to max and he rolled his eyes âhow do I do that?â
âYou press the button.â Lando said throwing his hands up losing his patience âwhat button?! Thereâs a lot to pick from!â Max argued and you gave the camera a tired look from their stupid arguments, they honestly sounded like an old married couple sometimes.
âJust let me do it-â lando huffed as he pressed it and the chat started swarming with comments, âJesus Christ how am I supposed to read all that?â Max said laughing and lando shook his head with a smile as he continued to try to fix the mic stand.
âThank you for the sub Kelly5608âŠwhoâs that?â Max read out from the chat âthatâs y/n guys sheâs chillingâ max smiled as you gave the camera a wave from his sofa.
User1: who is that in the background?
User2: OMG Y/N WE SAW YOUR ORCHIDSSSSS
User3: congrats on your win y/n!
User4: what orchids did you get for winning your race?!
User5: NOT MAX AND LANDO ARGUING AGAIN LMAO
Max scrolled up as he tried to read the comments âtheyâre all asking about your new orchid y/nâ max smiled as he looked over to you âoh yeah! I was going to post her today but forgot! Hang on imma go get her!â You gasped with a squeal as you jumped up and ran out the room to go grab the flower.
âShe loves orchids guys..the house is full of them.â Max chuckled and lando grinned âthey all have names tooâ
âHere she is! Shes pink with SPOTSSSSS! I havenât got a name for her yet though..â you beamed as you showed the camera your new orchid.
âHow many have you got now?â Lando asked with a smile at your excitement. âUhâŠ12â
âWhy do you like them so much?â Max asked and you shrugged âtheyâre just so pretty..â you said touching the petals of your flower in awe.
Lando wrapped his arm around your stomach and pulled you to him âmax everythingâs okay now, I think.â Lando said as he gestured to his set up.
âThanks mate..are you guys staying in the background?â Max asked and lando looked up to you to see what you wanted to do, âmhm..yeah Iâm gonna go put my orchid back first thoughâ you said as you put a hand through landos hair before leaving again.
Lando huffed with a moody face as max thanked his subs.
User1: whyâs lando so annoyed?
User2: lando looks so mad
Lando read the chat as he waited for you, âguys Iâm tired..Iâm not annoyedâ Lando said not noticing you behind him making him jump a bit. âHeâs tired..my grouchy boyâ you smirked teasing him.
Lando grabbed his phone and sat on the sofa, pulling you on top of him making you giggle âcan we sleep?â Lando asked tiredly and you nodded into his chest as he played with your hair.
âLando and y/n are dead asleep guys..â max said as he looked behind him âi think heâs actually droolingâŠyeah heâs droolingâ max laughed to himself as he stood up and took a picture before sneakily sitting back in his chair again âI can use that for blackmail nowâ max smirked with a devil laugh.
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âOkayâŠchat can you hear me? Can you hear us?â Max asked into the mic whilst lando checked the monitor was working. âOkay..they can hear us.â
âNow letâs call riaâ max said as he clicked his tongue, âmax? Lando? Can you hear me? I can hear you.â She said through her headset and max smiled âwe can hear youâ
You were snuggled up in landoâs arms, playing a game on his phone.
âIs y/n there?â Ria asked and max looked over to lando.
âYeah but she canât hear youâ max said and that perked your interest as you lifted your head and looked up at max and lando confused.
Lando bit back his grin âHeâs talking about ria.â Lando explained and you nodded as you laid your head back down on his chest, lando stroking his hand up and down your back under your his hoodie.
âIs she gonna stay there?â Ria asked and max shook his head. Max poked lando on the head catching his attention.
Max silently gestured to you and lando nodded, âbaby? Is it okay if you lay somewhere else?â Lando asked and you whined âwhyâŠmâcomfy here.â
âBecause I need to have room for the game weâre playingâ Lando said and you huffed âfineâŠâ
You got up and took landos phone with you still playing whatever game had your attention, âKiss?â Lando grabbed your wrist gently stopping you and you smiled before giving him a small kiss, before walking off to your bedroom.
âOkay sheâs gone.â Max whispered into his mic âyou donât need to whisper you muppet.â Lando rolled his eyes with a laugh.
âOkay. So how are we planning this surprise then?â Max asked.
âRight..so I have a list of all the things she likes here-â ria said but lando interrupted âwe already got her some orchids by the wayâ
âGreat, Thatâs off the list then.â Ria smiled as she scratched it off her notes.
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landonorris: Y/nâs surprise from me and maxâŠ. She has been blocked from this post btw so donât tag her lol
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User1: omg where to find a man like lando?
User2: literalllyyyyyy
User3: omg this is so fucking cute
User4: whatâs this about?
User5: y/n won the Grand Prix and lando and max did a whole stream making a surprise for her
maxfewtrell: we was in that garden centre for hours.
landonorris: hours.
Maxverstappen1: remember her birthday?
landonorris: god donât remind me, itâs so hard to get her presents
Carlossainz: You didnât get her that pink one did you?
landonorris: yeah I did
Carlossainz: Dude. You said I could get her that one?!
landonorris: snooze ya lose
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Ginge and Ethan flew out to Monaco to âto train and eat like lando for 24 hoursâ
âWoah! Are these y/nâs orchids?â Ethan asked when he saw the windowsill filled with them, two hanging down either side.
âMh? Oh yeah- thatâs just some of them, the rest are in our bedroomâ lando said with a little laugh.
âThese are just some? Thereâs 1..2..3âŠ8!â Ginge exclaimed as he counted them.
âWhatâre you talking about?â You smiled as you walked in to the kitchen right on time.
âYour orchidsâ lando smiled as he placed a kiss on your head and you gasped happily.
âBe preparedâŠthey have names.â Lando whispered to them both before you began rambling. Lando giggled to himself as he ate his breakfast.
âThis one is called pineapple! Because it looks like a pineapple and this one is called leafy-â you smiled as you showed them both all your orchids and they were shocked when you told them how long you had them all..
âHow many have died?â Ginge asked âonly one out of..twelveâ you said and he nodded âI thought these were hard to look after?â
âThey say that but Iâm not an expertâ you shrugged âwhatâs the oldest you have then? Or the first one you got?â Ethan asked and you squealed excitedly.
âItâs one of my favourites..itâs called leafy and Iâve had it since I was 14 soâŠseven years nearly eightâ you said and they both gasped âJesus Christ- how long do they live?â
âSome live up to 20+ years but I havenât had any that long to determine that yetâ you smiled
âAnyway you better eat your breakfast before your workoutâ you said as you remembered their plan for today.
âI guess I know what to get her for her next birthdayâ ginge laughed and lando shook his head âNo. No more orchids.â
âWhat?â You said sadly and he smirked âonly kiddingâŠI luv em- they remind me of youâ he smiled as he pulled you into his embrace and you laughed âwell in that caseâŠI want a red oneâ you grinned.
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You sat on the sofa with lando and Carlos for post-race interview questions.
âFirst of all congratulations on your win y/n-â the interviewer smiled and you smiled back âthank youâ
âMy question is, so itâs very known that you love your orchids-â the interviewer grinned and you giggled nodding your head âyou could say that againâ Carlos laughed
âAre you expecting any after this win? I remember your last win and might I say you got a lotâ the interviewer smiled and you nodded âI donât expect any, but I would love themâ you answered.
âAnd might I ask why you love them so much?â The man asked and you thought for a moment âI canât really say? I just do? Ever since I was gifted my first one Iâve just fell in love with them.â You smiled at the memory.
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âAlright, max! Weâre leaving nowâ you said as lando grabbed his bag âalright see you laterâ max smiled
âWater my orchids yeah?â You said pointing a finger at him sternly and he nodded with a smile.
â60 ml of water, boil the rice water- oh! And only on the weekend! Once a week!â You listed off as lando dragged you out the house.
âI will! Now go. leave!â Max chuckled as he shut the door.
A week later
Max poured the boiled water exactly too 60ml in the jug and walked over to your orchids and began watering them until he got to your favourite and in his opinion his favourite too, the light blue orchid.
The rarest out of all of your collection, it was a gift from lando after winning your first race and he had asked you to be his girlfriend. You had named it lucky.
He poured in the water and did a double take when he saw the flowers had shrivelled up and gone brown. âOh my fucking god.â He muttered under his breath.
âOh fuck. Shit-â he cursed as he reached out to touch one of the shrivelled flowers but it fell off from his touch. âAh- shit!â He swore as he began pacing.
âFuck i killed it. Itâs dead. Oh my god.â He panicked to himself and jumped when his phone lit up.
He hesitantly walked over to his phone and scrunched his face when he saw it was lando.
Lando: we just landed and y/n wants me to tell you to only do 60ml lol
Max bounced his leg anxiously as he sat down looking at his phone, he overcome his anxiety and hit press on the call button next to landos name.
Lando answered his phone confused, âmax?â
âLando- I uh- promise you wonât yell at me.â Max said quietly and lando stiffened catching your attention. âWhat did you do.â Lando asked and max breathed out.
âIs y/n there? Can she hear me?â Max asked and lando sighed, ây/n? Iâm gonna go somewhere quieter okay?â He asked and you nodded.
âAlright Iâm alone. What happened?â Lando asked worried
âPromise you wonât be madâŠâ max said and lando huffed âmax. Just get it out.â
âI killed y/nâs orchidâ
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âLando?â
âOh my fucking god.â Lando shut his eyes and scrunched his face.
âI didnât mean to! I didnât even do anything! Itâs just brown and wilted and dead.â Max blurted in a panic.
âHow are you gonna tell her?â Lando asked and max went silent âI thought you was going to! Thatâs why I called you!â Max argued and lando scoffed.
âYeah well Iâm not the one who killed it. Wait what one is it?â Lando asked and max bit his lip anxiously.
âThe blue oneâŠ.â
âOH MY F-â lando whisper shouted as he slapped his hand to his face.
âOh my god sheâs gonna be so upset. Fuck. We canât tell her yet, weâll tell her after qualifyingâ Lando said and max sighed âfuck I feel so badâ
âMax Iâve gotta go- sheâs comingâ Lando said before hanging up.
âWhat was that about?â You asked and lando quickly lied âhe needed help to connect to the wifiâ
âThatâs max for youâ you laughed and he nodded with a fake smile âyeah- yeah it is.â Lando said through gritted teeth.
After qualifying
You had come second in qualifying, lando came first.
âBaby..I uhm- I need to talk to you and you need to promise me you wonât be madâ Lando said seriously and you instantly grew worried, âw-what is it?â
âSo- uh- I donât know how to say this butâŠmax accidentally killed your orchidâŠ.â Lando said as he held your hand and you physically paled.
âWhich one?â You asked with widened eyes and he took a breath âthe blue oneâŠâ Lando said and you gasped and felt tears prick your eyes.
You know people would say how stupid it is to cry over a flower but itâs not just a flower. It was the orchid lando got your for winning your first race and it was the night he asked you to be his girlfriend that he gave it to you, and he had picked the colour blue 1. Because of how rare it is and everyone struggled to get a hold of it and 2. Because the colour reminded you of someone meaningful to you.
âBaby..â Lando said softly as he wrapped you in his arms âw-why did h- he k-kill itâ you whimpered as you wiped your tears.
Oscar walked over to you both but lando quickly gestured to him to leave and Oscar nodded awkwardly before leaving.
âI- I wanna go back homeâ you whimpered and lando nodded as he rocked you both side to side.
âAlright..we can go back home babyâ lando muttered into your hair as he rested his chin on top of your head.
âCan you carry me?â You asked and he gave you a sad smile nodding âhop on babyâ Lando said as he bent down and you hopped onto his back, wrapping your arms over his shoulders and burying your head into the crack of his neck.
He felt awful. He could feel some stray tears dropping onto his neck and shirt.
He carried you through the paddock up to his car. You got off his back silently and sat in the front passenger seat looking down at you hands.
You pulled your hood up and lando felt so bad, he knew how much your orchids meant to you especially the blue one.
âIm sorry baby..â Lando said sadly, stroking your thigh with his free hand.
The jet home was silent for you, lando had given you his headphones and you sat on his lap you face buried in his neck and his arms wrapped around you.
He knew his headphones were noise cancelling so when Oscar asked him what had happened he sighed and explained what happened to him.
âActually that reminds me- max was supposed to message meâŠâ lando said as he grabbed his phone from the table, he could feel your breathing slow and little snores from you so he knew you had fallen asleep.
Max: is she okay?
Lando: sheâll be okay, how did you kill it?
Max: I didnât! It just died! I swear! Iâve never killed her orchids before when I looked after them.
Lando: I know I just find it weird since itâs a couple years old now? It shouldâve been fine.
Max: I feel awful.
Lando: sheâll forgive you donât worry
Max: I hope so
Lando sighed as he shut his phone off, âare you sure itâs dead?â Oscar asked and lando nodded. âMax said its flowers have all fallen off and gone brownâ Lando said tiredly and Oscar furrowed his brows.
âDoesnât that happen when they wilt though? They usually die when the leaves go?â Oscar asked and lando pouted his lips confused âhow do you know so much about orchids?â
âY/nâ Oscar said with a little laugh.
Once you got home
You had hopped onto landos back again, your face nuzzled in his neck. âPlease donât be mad at max baby, he didnât mean to kill itâ Lando said and you sighed sadly.
âI wonât Iâm just upset.â
âI know.â Lando said as he rubbed small circles on the back of your leg, holding you up.
Max opened the door hesitantly, scared of your anger and sadness towards him but it didnât come.
You hopped off of landos back and quickly walked inside to go look at your favourite flower but you paused when you saw it.
âY/nâŠI- Im Sorryâ max said quietly and lando bit his lip as he leaned against the wall watching you.
âWait? Iâm confused? Whereâs my blue orchid?â You asked and max furrowed his brows pointing to the flower you was looking at.
âYou said it was dead?â You said and max and lando looked at each other even more confused.
âOh my god. You fucking scared me! Itâs not dead you guys! Itâs just wiltedâ you gasped in relief and max held his chest in relief.
âWait so youâre telling me itâs alive?â Max asked and you nodded âoh thank fuck.â
âSo you panicked us the whole time and it was alive?â Lando said and max nodded with an awkward tight lipped smile.
âOh my god Iâm so happy youâre alive luckyâŠâ you exclaimed as you cradled the flower in your arms.
âMax is never looking after you again.â You half-teased and max looked at the floor embarrassed
âI said I was sorry! How was I supposed to know it wasnât dead?â Max argued and you rolled your eyes.
âIt doesnât matter now. I just wanna sleep, Iâm tired and my body hurtsâ you said tiredly since you and lando had literally just come back from qualifying.
âCâmon baby, letâs go to bedâ Lando smiled holding his hand out for you which you took.
âNight max! Donât go on any more killing sprees!â Lando teased and laughed when he heard max yell back âshut up landoâ
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Landoâs story updated
User1: THANK GOD
User2: OUR MASCOT IS OKAY! OUR BABY IS OKAY!
MercedesF1: thank god! You nearly gave the whole grid a panic attack! Shame on you max.
maxfewtrell: I said I was sorry đ no need to call me out like that
User3: Iâm so lost. who is lucky?
User4: Lucky is y/nâs orchid
User5: lucky is our baby*
maxfewtrell: I apologise to all the lando and y/n fansâŠ
landonorris: Get outta my comment section
User10: you better
User11: What did you do max?!
User12: how do you accidentally kill but not kill a flower?
User13: max our cute little murderer
User14: ^^ very mindful, very demure, very cutesy
User6: lando and y/n are so cuteeee
User7: what happened tho? She looked so upset
maxverstappen1: you gave me a mini heart attack when I read everyoneâs tweets saying lucky died
georgerussell: I nearly died when I saw the tweets
User15: BRO WHO IS LUCKY?!
User16: lucky is y/nâs orchid
mclaren: so glad everyone is A-okay! đđ»
Carlossainz: I nearly dropped my phone when I saw fans tweets
User8: AHHH MY FAV COUPLE
User9: ITS *SHIPNAME*
I hope you enjoyed reading lol - this is in honour of my favourite flower
Warnings: Reader faints, fainting, swearing, bad language, blood?, reader gets injured!!! (Please tell me if I missed any?!!!)
âWhereâs y/n?â Lando read out from the chat with a smile âsheâs currently sat over there-â lando said as he looked over to you with a smile, âsheâs sat in the corner of the room on her phone- baby Câmereâ lando said as he held his hand out gesturing for you to come sit on his lap.
You smiled as you walked over to them both âhi everyoneâŠâ you smiled as you sat on landos lap, you felt a wave of dizziness hit you but you shook it off.
You stayed there for awhile until lando got thirsty âhang on max, Iâm gonna go grab my water bottleâ lando said as you got up from his lap so he could go grab it.
You felt the same dizziness when you got up too fast, ây/n? You okay?â Max asked when he saw you looked pale and you nodded âIâm fine..Iâm just gonna grab my phoneâ you said and max nodded as he read the chat.
As you took another two steps you felt the dizziness but ten times worse, your vision went black and you felt yourself collapse to the ground, hitting your head as you did.
âIs y/n okay?â Max read out confused âyes guys sheâs fine she just went to grab her phone..â max said with furrowed brows, max has his headphones on so he didnât hear or see you faint behind him.
User1: OMFG IS SHE OKAY?!
User2: DID SHE FAINT?!
User3: MAX TAKE YOUR FUCKING HEADPHONES OFF
Used4: BEHIND U DUDE- SHES LITERALLY PASSED OUTTT
User5: OMG SHE BETTER BE OKAY!
User6: UHM- WHY DO I SEE BLOOD ON THE FLOORRR?!
Max looked behind him, thinking the chat was messing with him but when he looked behind him and saw you on the floor he quickly threw his headphones off and sprinted out of his chair.
âY/n?! Fuck- y/n? Are you okay?â He asked but you was completely unconscious, and thatâs when he saw the cut on your head and the blood.
âFuck- LANDO! LANDO!â Max yelled out as he held your head gently, âLANDO!â Max yelled again.
âwhat did you rage quit again?â Lando laughed as he walked in but his smirk left when he saw max holding you passed out and a massive gush on your head âwhat happened?!â Lando asked worried
âI- I donât know I had my headphones on-â max said as lando carried you onto maxâs bed.
âItâs alright- she just faintedâŠsheâs got pots remember?â Lando reminded him and max sighed in relief with a hand on his chest âyou couldâve fucking reminded me!â
âI just did!â Lando argued as he checked your cut.
âIs her head okay? I think she hit it on my chairâ max said and lando nodded âyeahâŠshe might need a plaster but sheâs fineâ lando said as he sat next to you waiting for you to wake up.
âFuckin hell I just had a panic attackâ max said as he took a couple deep breaths. âChat are going crazyâ max said as he sat back down on his chair.
âY/nâs fine you guys- sheâs alrightâ max said âlando is sitting on my bed with herâ max explained.
You stirred and felt a pain in your head, âah- what happened? I feel dizzyâ you said as you sat up but lando pushed you down gently âdonât get up too fast baby.â
âWhat happened?â You asked confused âyou fainted and you cut your head but i put a plaster on it..itâs not that badâ lando said checking your cut again and you smiled âthank you..â
âDid you not feel dizzy before?â Lando asked and you nodded âwhy didnât you tell me?â Lando huffed as he held your hand, âI didnât think Iâd actually faint- Iâm sorryâ you said as you wrapped yourself around him burying your face into his neck.
âItâs fine..wanna sit with me? The chat are all very worried about youâ lando laughed making you grin âyes pleaseâ you smiled as lando carried you with him into his chair, âyou wanna play?â He asked as he handed you his controller âthank you babyâ
âDonât let her play! Sheâs gonna beat me nowâŠâ max huffed
Max and lando are both very competitive and stubborn but they both knew for a fact you was better then them and would beat them in games you havenât even played before.
âYou have to be me thoughâ lando grinned as he edited your character for you, âIâm not even allowed to be me in the game?â You asked with a shake of your head as lando giggled.
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âSee?! How does she do the quick turns so fast?! This is bullshit.â Max raged as he threw his head back onto his chair making you bite back your grin.
âChat said your acting like a babyâ lando laughed and max glared at him, âyou go against her thenâ max huffed as he handed him his controller
âBaby Drink..â Lando reminded you as he passed you his water bottle, you took a couple sips as you read the chat.
User1: omg lando is the best bf ever-
User2: couple goals.
User3: is she okay yâall? Whyâs she got a plaster on her head?
You smiled at the chat âIâm okay you guys, I cut my head when I fell but Iâm alrightâŠI canât believe I fainted like ten minutes ago and Iâm beating them bothâ you giggled as you rubbed your eye as a wave of dizziness hit you again, âlan?â You said and lando looked down from the screen towards you âmhm? You okay?â He asked as he stroked your thigh âno I feel dizzy again..â you said as you put the controller down âwanna take a break baby? Maybe you shouldnât look at the screenâŠcâmonâ lando said as he gestured for you to get up, he held you so you got up slowly but that wasnât enoughâŠyou fainted again.
Your eyes rolled back as you collapsed in landos arms âshit-â lando said as he laid you back down on top of him, âSorry max- I think Iâm gonna carry y/n to bed..You can carry on the stream though?â Lando said as he lifted you up into his arms.
âNah itâs alright mate. Iâm knackered anyway..Sorry guys! Weâre gonna end it here- y/nâs okay thoughâ max said to the camera before switching it off.
âWant me to help?â Max asked and lando shook his head ânah itâs alrightâŠNight!â Lando said as he left with you ânightâ max grinned as he watched lando try to shut the door but failed repeatedly until he just kicked it and left âstupid door.â
âThat is my door yâknow?â Max shook his head and lando smirked âyes I do know that.â
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Lando gently laid you onto your bed and quickly grabbed your water bottle adding cold water with ice. âLan?âŠ.did I faint againâ you asked and lando nodded as he handed you your bottle.
âSorry..â you sighed and lando scrunched his face âdo not say sorry. Itâs not like you do it on purposeâ
âI love you- Cuddle?â You asked with a smile and he grinned as he jumped on the bed and wrapped himself around you âduhâ
âIs max okay? Is he trying to shut his door or something?â You asked confused when you heard a door shutting and closing making lando smirk.
âHeâs fineâŠletâs just sleepâ lando smiled as he rested his face into your neck.
âLANDO! You broke my door! The handle doesnât work!â Max yelled and you looked down to lando who was biting back his laugh.
âI was only unconscious for a couple minutes!â You shook your head and he couldnât hold back his laugh.
âARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?!â Max yelled and you both covered your mouths as you nearly cried from laughter.
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Summary: Your period decides to attack you so you canât make it to school and call in sick.
Warnings: period, swearing, bad language, mentions of blood, mentions of weed and pornos!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)
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âY/n! Y/n! Wake uuppppppp!â Your little brother screamed as he shook you and poked your arm.
You jumped up confused as to what was happening âwhat?! Whatâs wrong?â You asked worried and he looked at you with widened eyes âY- your bleeding!â He said distraught, you was confused until you looked down at your legs and saw the blood covering your bottom half and only was it then did you feel the uncomfortable wet patch under your ass.
âAre you okay?!â He asked you worried and you quickly rushed to cover his eyes with one hand âIâm okay Mikey! I just uh- Iâm on my period..â you said and he nodded âI remeber! Sometimes you bleed on your period!â Michael explained as he remembered the last couple times youâve been on your period and needs help getting toilet roll whilst on the toilet.
âMikey can you go wake up everyone please? Not dad though donât wake up dad.â You asked and he nodded before carefully and quietly running off to wake everyone else up.
You took this as your chance to get up and have a quick shower and change into some new clothes and change your bed sheets.
You was checking your phone when you saw Daniel messaged you but you doubled over and held onto your stomach, it felt like your uterus was trying to kill you.
âAh oh my fucking god! You son of a bitchâ you shouted in a whisper as you held onto your stomach.
You powered through your cramps making sure to get all your brothers to school first.
âBreakfast for you, you, you, you, you an- whereâs Joey?â You asked when you reached his empty chair âhe wouldnât wake upâ mikey and Ben said in unison, âI can wake him upâ Wayne said and you smiled âitâs okay Wayne Iâll do itâ you said.
âdid you wake Tommy up?â You asked mikey and he shook his head as he chewed on his bacon.
You walked towards joeys room as you shook tommys bottle in your hands mixing the warm milk. Joey was lying on his bed with pillow covering his face. âI know youâre awake.â
âI donât want to go.â he said into his pillow his speech muffled, âwhy?â You asked as you sat down next to him removing the pillow from his face.
âI donât know.â
âYes you do. Talk to me.â You said and he sighed as he sat up.
âI just- I donât know- Samâs been ignoring me and I donât know why.â He admitted with a sad huff.
âWell I think you should go to school and ask him. Straight to his face and whatever he says I guarantee can be changed, explained or talked about.â You said and he nodded with a smile.
âOkay I will.â
âAlright câmon then go eat your breakfast! Love you.â You said making him laugh.
âLove you tooâ he said as he left to go eat his breakfast.
You huffed as you got up from his bed ânow to wake Tommy upâŠ.â
You leaned over the cot and gently lifted up Tommy resting him in your arms as he began to cry âI know I know..I know you hate wake up time, I do to.â You spoke softly as you fed him his bottle, his cries dying down.
You walked back to your brothers and they had all finished breakfast and surprisingly had all their school stuff ready, âget in the car please guysâ you said and they all quickly got into your car. You had to buy a shitty seven seater car for your birthday since you couldnât fit all your brothers in your dadâs car so you had to sell his.
âCan somebody give Tommy his dummy?â You asked as you looked in the mirror and smiled when you saw Ben carefully putting his dummy in his mouth.
âThank youâ
You tried to focus on the road as your cramps attacked you.
âAh fuckâ you whispered âthatâs a bad word!â Mikey giggled as he pointed at you.
âI didnât say a bad word! I said..duckâ you said trying to save yourself and it somewhat worked.
âYeah yeah.â Mikey said crossing his arms and sitting back in his car seat.
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âOkay bye I love you!â You waved through the half rolled down car window, Joey and Wayne looked at you confused.
âYouâre not coming?â Wayne asked and you shook your head.
âIâm in so much pain I canât Iâm calling in sick but ill pick you up okayâ you said and he nodded, âIbuprofen is in the cupboardâ Wayne said and you smiled with a nod âokay thank you, I love youâ you said as you began to drive off âlove you tooâ he said before he you drove away.
âWhereâs y/n going?â Joey asked wayne.
âSheâs sick so sheâs staying at homeâ Wayne said playing with the zip on his bag before walking off to meet up with his friends.
âOkayâŠâ joey said confused.
- Danielâs POV:
I leaned up against y/nâs locker waiting for her, she was supposed to be here ten minutes ago.
âWhereâs y/n?â Ken asked as he walked up to me âI donât know she was supposed to be here, she hasnât even responded to my textsâ I said and he frowned confused.
âMaybe sheâs running late? She does have to take her brothers to school.â
âNah she messaged me yesterday that she had to take her brothers extra early so sheâd meet me here.â I explained and he shrugged his shoulders.
âI dunno but Iâm sure sheâs fineâ ken said patting me on the chest but I didnât let it go.
âClass is in 5 desario! Get your stuff together.â mr. Kowchevski warned as he walked down the hall.
âWait Sir! Do you know where y/n is?â I asked him and he groaned.
âIâm not allowed to give out students information desario.â
âIâm her boyfriendâ I huffed and he rolled his eyes at me
âFineâŠcan you at least tell me if sheâs okay?â
âNo desario, I already told you I canât give out students personal information! Now get to class.â
I sighed as I looked at the clock again until I saw her brother Wayne putting his bag in his locker.
âHey! Uh- Wayne whereâs y/n?â I asked him leaning on the locker next to him.
âWhy.â He muttered not even looking my way.
He is very overprotective of his sister I learned that the first day I met him and he took me aside and threatened me if I hurt her, obviously I wouldnât but he still doesnât like me that much.
âShe uh- was supposed to meet me ten minutes agoâ I said scratching the back of my neck trying to ease the tension.
âSheâs sick. Sheâs not coming.â Wayne stated looking at me with an annoyed expression before walking away but i caught up with him.
âWha- what do you mean sheâs sick? Whatâs wrong with her?â I asked him trying to walk with him and he huffed âStop. Just- look, sheâs on her period okay? Sheâs having really bad cramps. Can I go now?â Wayne said and I nodded putting my hands up defensively and he sighed walking to class.
I quickly opened my locker and grabbed my bag âhey! what are you doing?â Ken asked me confused âIâm leaving.â I said and he rolled his eyes.
âWhatever dude, itâs your detention.â
âYeah yeah I know that. See you later, make sure to get the notes for that test for me tho!â I said and he nodded with a fake smile before walking the opposite direction of me.
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I drove to the shops to grab y/n some things, I walked in and looked around finding her favourite chocolate and snacks that part was easy. But then I got to the âwomenâs sectionâ
âHeavy flow? Medium? Or lightâŠ?â I read out confused, âa diva cup? What is thatâŠfor tea?â I said to myself as I held the box confused.
âDo you need help?â A worker asked me and I nodded embarrassed. âUh yeah- my girlfriend is on her period and i need to buy her some things..â I said and she nodded with a smile.
âHow old is she?â She asked me and I was confused what did her age have anything to do with this?
âUh- sixteenâ I said and she nodded as she grabbed two boxes one blue and one purple.
âI remember her having purple in her bathroomâ I said furrowing my eyebrows trying to remember, I took the purple box from her with a tight lipped awkward smile.
âThanksâ I said and she smiled, âAw itâs fine, Iâm sure your girlfriend will appreciate your efforts. Most men donât even acknowledge periodsâ she said a pinch of angriness in her voice at the end.
âIâm not like that..sheâs really something specialâ I said smiling as I thought about her. âAwh..well I hope you have a good day..here you goâ the lady smiled as she handed me the full plastic bag. âYou too, thank youâ I said before leaving the shop.
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I knocked on y/nâs door, leaning in the corner of the wall, I heard her mutter something annoyed before she opened the door. âI already said I donât want your stupid Wi-Fi shit-â she said as she opened the door, she looked awful. Her hair was messy, she had a hot water bottle on her lower stomach, her eyes were red and sore, her cheeks were puffy and her lips were a little swollen from crying.
But she still looked so beautiful. She looked real, So naturally beautiful. No makeup just her real beauty.
âDaniel? What are you doing here?â She cut me out of my thoughts, âI uh- Wayne told me itâs shark weekâ I laughed and she rolled her eyes angrily about to shut the door.
âHey! Donât shut the door! I was just kiddinâ I grinned, she opened the door glaring at me.
âWhy are you here?â She asked me again.
âWayne told me itâs shark weekâ I laughed making her roll her eyes. âIâm really not in the mood for jokes Daniel i have to look after Tommy and my dads asleep an-â I cut her off with a kiss and she smiled âIâm here to helpâŠare you going to let me in now?â I asked and she rolled her eyes playfully as she opened the door wider to let me in.
âYou go lay down. Give him to meâ I said and she smiled as she handed Tommy to me carefully, he stared up at me with his big blue eyes, heâs one of the cutest babies I have ever seen in my whole life.
âAlright, you go lay down and Iâll heat up the hot water bottleâ I said and she sighed in relief as she laid down on the sofa.
âBe quiet though because of-â
âYour dad I know, I knowâ I smirked and she rolled her eyes with a grin as she laid back down onto the sofa.
âAlright tommy, shh shh itâs okayâ I whispered softly as I placed him into his cot for his nap.
- Your POV
âWhatâs in the bag?â You asked as you saw Daniel place it onto the table, âjust some things for youâ he smiled as he filled up your hot water bottle.
âHere you go babyâ he said as he handed you the hot water bottle along with placing a gentle kiss on your forehead. You hunched over in pain, âah!â You hissed scrunching your face up in pain.
âCramps?â He asked and you nodded not opening your eyes until the pain stopped. âGuess this is a good time to give you the stuff I boughtâ Daniel said as he hopped over the sofa and grabbed the bag.
âRightâŠi got you your favouriteâŠstrawberry pencils and the fizzy ones!â He said as he grabbed them both handing them to you, you gasped making him smirk âyou know me so wellâŠâ you said opening them.
âAnd I got crisps..a dvd of Goonies and I also got you some period thingiesâ Daniel said making you laugh at the end.
âHow did you know what ones to get?â You asked and he got all flustered. âI uh- I remembered seeing purple ones in your bathroom and one of the ladies at the shop helped me a littleâ he admitted making you giggle.
âI love you so so so so muchâ you giggled kissing him all over his face making him laugh.
âOh and last but not least I gotâŠchocolate!â He grinned holding it up and you gasped happily as you snatched it off of him quickly opening it and eating a piece.
âI love you so much Daniel, thank youâ you smiled as you gave him a hug and another kiss on the cheek.
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Daniel put the dvd in and grabbed your duvet cover from your bed and threw it on the sofa along with your pillows,
âComfy?â He asked as he looked down at you, squashed between the sofa and pillows âyupâ you said popping the p.
He climbed in with you and you laid on top of him, your leg hiked up to ease your cramps and your hot water bottle perfectly on your lower stomach, burning in the perfect way.
Daniel smiled when he felt your breathing slow and when he heard your small snores, he looked down and smiled at your face squashed on his chest. He placed a kiss on your head before watching the tv again. He bared through the pain of the scorching hot water bottle on his stomach, after all heâd have them all over his body as long as it eased your pain.
He was sweating though and had to pull the cover off of him but you was still knocked out and happy.
UntilâŠyou woke up from a sharp pain in your abdomen, it felt like someone punched you as hard as they possibly could multiple times.
You groaned out in pain catching Danielâs attention âyou okay?â He asked worriedly and you shook your head. âAhh no it hurts so fuckin badâ you bit on your lip to distract yourself from the pain but it didnât work.
âHere drink thisâ Daniel said as he handed you some water, âyou sure you donât want to have a tablet?â He asked and you shook your head âno. Iâll have one if it gets worseâ
âAlright your decisionâ he said as he moved the hot water bottle directly on where you was holding your stomach. The pressure slowly went and the pain stopped and you sighed in relief.
âAre you good?â He asked and you nodded into his chest, snuggling your face into his neck.
âI love youâ you said and he smiled looking down at your snuggled up form on top of him âI love you tooâ he replied and not minutes later was when Tommy woke up and began crying.
âUghâ you groaned as you was about to get up but daniel stopped you, âIâll get him donât worry, just go back to sleepâ he said giving you a kiss on the head and you smiled at him as you laid back down.
He got up and quickly went over to his cot, âsh sh..uh right your bottleâŠah! There it isâ he spoke to himself as he rocked Tommy in his arms and fed him his bottle.
âHold his head higherâ i said softly as I watched him feed him, âyouâre such a softie.â I teased and he rolled his eyes at me.
âWhatever.â He said moodily making me laugh.
âYou hungry?â I asked and he nodded âI think that hot water bottle burnt my stomachâ he half-joked as he rested Tommy on his chest in his arms.
âWhy arenât you at school?â My dad asked making us both jump as he stood against the wall with his arms crossed.
âGod! Dad you scared me! Why are you out of bed!â
âYou didnât answer my question.â
âSchool finished early, todayâs a half day.â I said and he nodded âso whyâs he here?â He asked and daniel tucked his lips in an awkward smile.
âHe came over to hang out..now why arenât you in bed? you know your arthritis-â I asked and he rolled his eyes.
âIâll go to bed later I just wanted to watch a film thasâ allâ he cut me off giving me a kiss on the head before rolling a fag and smoking it outside.
âYou promise your fine.â
âI swear Iâm alright.â He said as he took a puff from his fag before chucking it on the ground and stepping on it.
âNow move over so I can put my show on.â He grinned as he shoved me jokingly, making me giggle.
We watched his show with him, daniel cuddled me in the corner of the sofa and my dad took Tommy off of him, cuddling with him on his side of the sofa.
âI better go pick my demonic brothers up.â I sighed as I got up and my dad gave daniel a look behind my back, gesturing for him to go with me.
Daniel knotted his brows confused until he got what he meant âIâll go with you..â he said and I smiled âreally?â
âYeah as long as thatâs okay with Mr.Kelly?â Daniel grinned and my dad rolled his eyes âdonât call me that. And yes itâs fine you can leave nowâŠshitheadsâ my dad laughed and I jokingly hit him on the back of his head before leaving with daniel.
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Daniel rested his hand on my thigh as he played a game on his phone, âwhich brother are we getting first?â He asked and I giggled.
âUh- your favourite actuallyâ I smirked and he gasped âMikey?â He said and I nodded laughing as I pulled over outside his school.
âCâmon princess letâs goâ I teased as I got out the car
âDonât call me thatâ he warned half jokingly as he took my hand in his, swaying them as we walked to his classroom door.
âHey y/n! Mikey! Your sisters here!â The teacher smiled and mikey came toddling out with his bag and a piece of paper, he gasped when he saw daniel making us both laugh.
Daniel bent down with his arms wide open âDanny!â He exclaimed as he threw himself into his arms. âMikey!â He cheered as he wrapped him up in a hug.
âAlright hugs over, we gotta go get the others.â I smiled and mikey nodded with a giggle as daniel rolled his eyes.
âFineeeâ daniel teased as he took mikeys hand in his.
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âHey uh y/n? I donât know how to do thisâŠâ Daniel said confused as he tried to connect mikeys car seat straps. I laughed when I saw mikeys uncomfortable face.
âMove over Iâll do itâ I laughed as I connected the seatbelt with ease.
âYou stupidâ mikey laughed pointing to daniel.
âHey! Iâm not stupid you little-â Daniel cut himself off as he tickled mikey making him squeal a laugh. âStop! Stop! Noo! HAHHAHAâ he screamed laughing so hard his cheeks hurt.
âI sorry! I sorry!â He surrendered and daniel stopped tickling him with a smirk.
âRightâŠnow benâŠâ I said as I got out the car.
âYou stay here with mikeyâ I said and he nodded.
Once I got Ben he hopped in the car and smiled when he saw Daniel âwhy are you here?â He asked confused and daniel faked an offended gasp making him laugh.
âBen look what I made!â Mikey showed him his picture of your family, you, him, Ben, Joey, Carl and Wayne and both your parents. âWow! Itâs amazing mikeyâ he smiled and mikey nodded in pride.
âRight now for my favouritesâŠ.â You said sarcastically as you parked in the school car park and waited for your three brothers.
âWayne hates me.â Daniel complained and you grinned
âHe doesnât hate you he just doesnât trust you.â I corrected him and he rolled his eyes at me as he looked out the window to see Wayne there who was not happyâŠ
Wayne glared at daniel as he walked to the car and opened the car door, he got in the car without a word. You was about to speak up when Carl and Joey got in the car too.
âSo how was school?â You asked and Carl smirked âI got in a fightâ he said and you shook your head.
âYou canât keep getting in fights Carl!â You said sternly âi didnât start it!â He defended himself and you gave him raised an eyebrow at him and he looks at you honestly.
âAlright well apart from that then how was school?â You asked and he nodded âit was good.â
âWhat about you Joey? You and Sam okay?â I asked and I heard him sigh.
âI chickened outâ joey said reluctantly when he saw you frown, âpussyâ carl mumbled and Joey glared at him
âShut up Carlâ Joey yelled
Joey poked his tongue out at Carl causing a small fight. They began pushing each other âhey! donât touch my drawing!â Mikey argued as he pushed himself into the corner of his car seat as far away from them as he could, Joey hit carl on the arm harder âHey you little shit!â Carl yelled as he hit him back harder âNo fighting in the car! You guys!â You shouted and they finally stopped after sticking out tongues again.
Daniel couldnât help but laugh at the drama all happening at once.
âSoâŠâ daniel said awkwardly
âOh yeah! Here you go daniel I have those things you asked for-â Carl said as he went to grab something from out his bag but Daniel stopped him in a panic.
You looked at him confused âwhat things?â You asked and Carl looked at you both not knowing what to doâŠdoes he open his bag or?-
âThe pornos he wanted.â Carl rubbed the back of his neck and tucked in his lip trying to hide his grin when he saw Daniel face to bright pink.
âIs that it? I thought it was going to be weed or-â
âWhatâs weed?â Mikey asked and you paused âitâs uh- just a flower!â You said saving yourself.
âHow do you know what weed is?â Carl asked smirking and you smirked back.
âFrom uncle DomâŠhow did you get those pornos?â You snapped back and he widened his eyes.
âUh-â
âExactly.â You smirked and daniel,Ben,Joey and mikey all laughed even Wayne.
âYou got done!â Joey said dying of laughter.
âShut up Joey!â Carl flipped him off and you rolled your eyes âno swearing at each other!â
âThese drives are the highlight of my weekâ daniel chuckled and you shook your head laughing.
Summary: Lando uses the cheesiest pick up line on youâŠ
Warnings: swearing,bad language!!! (Please tell me if I missed any!!!)
Lando was streaming with ginge and filly, playing a shooting game whilst you was in yours and landos bedroom watching tv, Lando asked if you wanted to stay in the room with him or stream with him but you didnât feel up for it and he understood so instead you chilled on your shared bed.
You was confused when you saw your phone light up and even more confused when you saw it was Lando? Whyâs he messaging you when heâs literally in the room next to you.
âI miss youâ you read from your screen and you rolled your eyes with a smile you couldnât hold back.
âItâs only been ten minutes.â You typed back
âStill too long.â He messaged back making you smile
âWell I miss you too my adorable boyfriendâ you typed with a cheeky grin and hit send.
Lando smiled when he saw your message, âOi mate! Where are you? Heâs shooting me!â Ginge said through landoâs headset catching his attention.
âOh- sorry! Follow me and we can kill themâ lando said back as he grabbed his controller again.
But he still had his phone on his desk so he can see your texts.
âWhy are you smiling like that?â Ginge asked laughing and Lando bit his lip trying to hide his smile but failed miserably.
âWho are you texting?â Ginge asked when he saw Lando on his phone smiling, âwhoever they are theyâre very distracting since you died five minutes agoâ ginge joked making filly laugh.
âItâs y/nâ Lando smiled as he put his phone down onto his desk again, âyou should do that thing where you message her a cheesy pick up lineâ ginge said
âOh yeah you should- y/n will be so confusedâ filly laughed and Lando grinned thinking about it.
âAlrightâŠwhat pick up line though?â Lando asked as he began searching for some on the internet.
âHow about this one? Are you a broom because youâve swept me off my feetâ lando said through his microphone trying to hold in his laughter but failed when he heads ginge and filly dying of laughter.
âNah! Iâve found one youâve gotta use!â Ginge said and repeated the pick up line to him to message.
And they all couldnât help but nearly piss themselves laughing as he typed it to you,
âSheâs going to be so confused and probably disgusted-â filly laughed
âwhere is she? Usually sheâs in the corner of your screenâ filly asked and ginge piped up âyeah Iâve missed her todayâ ginge huffed making Lando chuckle
âSheâs literally in our bedroom next to me, so Iâm trying to make sure she canât hear usâ Lando laughed quietly.
âI donât know how you got her mate- sheâs literally the funniest girl Iâve ever met Iâm not gonna lie not to mention the fact she races with youâ ginge said and filly agreed ânah literally tho man- like when I first met her she was well quiet and shy but after like two weeks she became one of my best friendsâ
Lando smiled at their love for you, but jumped a little when his phone lit up,
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You stared at your phone when you saw Lando texted you,
âBabe do you have a map?â You was so confused
Why does he want a map?
Why would you have a map?
âNo why do you need a map?â You texted back waiting for his reply
âBecause I keep getting lost in your eyesâ Lando replied and you rolled your eyes at his cheesy pick up line.
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Lando waited for your reply but it never came âshe left me on read you guysâ Lando shook his head laughing making ginge and filly scream and die of laughter
âShe literally left me on read guys I can see the two ticksâ lando said his eyes wrinkling from laughing
âThat is literally perfectâ filly cried through his mic.
A couple minutes later you poked your head through Landoâs door.
âBaby?â You said making him jump and take his headset off
âWhat was that about?â You said quietly since you didnât want people to hear you, since you didnât know if his cheesy pick up line was a prank or genuine.
âBabe- It was a prankâ Lando laughed making you roll your eyes âit was all ginge and fillyâs idea! I had nothing to do with that awful pick-up lineâ Lando chuckled as he put his hands up,
You stood next to him and looked at his camera and saw ginge and filly who were crying of laughter âyou guys are dicks.â You said through landos microphone and they both pissed themselves even more
âSorry! But it was too funny not to!â Ginge said and you rolled your eyes shaking your head with a smile.
You stood up and Lando rested his hand on your waist pulling you close to him only the armchair blocking you âyou can stay if you want babyâ he said softly âyou sure?â You asked and he nodded âof course, they were talking about how much they miss you anyway and I donât even want to mention the chat! They havenât stopped talking about youâ lando said as he showed you some of the comments.
UserA: Whereâs y/nnnnn! We miss her and her jokes!
UserB: OMG- CAN WE TALK ABT THE HAND PLACEMENT?!
UserC: Omg- where did she get that matching pj set cause itâs SO CUTE
UserD: SHES BACK ONG MY FAV COUPLE EVER <3
You smiled at the comments and Lando tapped his thigh gesturing for you to sit on his lap which you did, you straddled him and nuzzled your face into his neck. This was 1000% your favourite place in the entire world.
In his arms, you could only smell him, feel him and your favourite thing was falling asleep to him talking and you giggled when you heard ginge taking the piss out of Lando or filly.
âYou guys make me feel so single Iâm not even gonna lieâ filly joked as he looked at you two, you snuggled on landoâs lap, he arm wrapped around you making small circles on your back under your his hoodie.
âOi! Y/n- can u hear me?â Ginge said loudly making Lando jump a bit from the noise going directly into his ear but for you it was perfect âyes I canâ you laughed at lando holding his headphones away from his ear.
âIf youâre ever bored or Lando is being annoying just know Iâm free for you always. Always. Hit me upâ ginge joked making you giggle and Lando rolled his eyes.
âIâll keep that notedâ you laughed when he winked at you through the screen making Lando shake his head laughing
âOi! Get your own girlfriend!â Lando argued into his mic making ginge laugh loudly.
You couldnât hide your grin at their stupidity,
You actually found his stupid,cheesy and cringe pick up line quite cute thoughâŠyouâd never let him know that though or he wouldnât stop sending them.