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@losson-hates-parrots y am I obsessed w starboy all of the sudden??
He’s abt the size of an abnormally large guinea pig…

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Discord server be wildin
@losson-hates-parrots y am I obsessed w starboy all of the sudden??
He’s abt the size of an abnormally large guinea pig…

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I’ve decided on making a baconcola au with starboy…don’t ask why…
I’ll figure out the fine details in the morning (or later tonight depending on if I decide to sleep or not) but here’s the premise:
Edd is going on a walk in a forest just to have some alone time when he sees a small creature (which ends up being Star boy) drowning. (In this instance he wasn’t trying to drown himself- he was just stupid and fell in 😔). Edd notices him and rushes over to go save him. After makeshift CPR, Edd holds him with his hoodie sleeves to keep him warm until he brings him home.
Edd gets back home and tells Tord that he found a small creature drowning in a pond. Upon further inspection, it looks quite similar to Tord, to which the “real” Tord isn’t exactly thrilled about. Edd says that he wants to keep it, to which Tord says no. They end up comprising and they agree to help him and keep him safe until he’s better/healthy again/ok to be on his own again.
Ultimately Tord feels bad about making Edd send him away and agrees to let him live with them. Eventually Tord warms up to Star boy and he’s fine with him :)
And for the record- no. Him drowning himself in Ringo’s water bowl is NOT canon lol
As for me making him a hamster, he’s about the size of a large guinea pig. He weighs maybe two pounds at the most.
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“Damnit Edd you big back.”
“Holy coke float on a coat rack- Edd calm tf down, we can make a second one…”
(“ow…”)
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For Edd: 10 gallons of cola or Tord?
“Tord of course!”
“…why do you ask?”
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