#bbvckybarnes

this is why ive followed u since fkn 2010 (maybe 2011??) this post. this is it

for a second i was very confused because im currently bundled in like four blankets and two hoodies and the cold is making my brain not work

meanwhile here in canada it is 2:28 am and 31c

which is interesting because an hour ago it was 30c? it has somehow gotten hotter, in the middle of the night?

i never defended bananas. bananas are filmy herbs for toothless infants. fitting, i suppose. the helpless eating what the stronger humans refuse to. but olives are still disgusting.

what the FUCK kind of life are you living that olives are anything more than a salty death wish.

OKAY THIS WILL SOUND WEIRD BUT CRY CUTTING ONIONS. even after crying because of onions, i feel so much better like…. damn… its emotionally fulfilling even if its fears of onion juice

lol i mean that SOUNDS like a good idea in theory buuuuttt my eyes have like an extreme painful reaction to onions like imagine having liquid eyeliner you were super allergic to and then stabbing yourself directly in the eyeball with it repeatedly

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THATS NOT FOR FIVE MONTHS PLS CHILL

u already sounded bogan beforehand i dont see the issue here (((also australian voices on the phone sound like theyre taken from Bogan Hunters so dont stress Bro)))

ok first of all: how dare you

second of all: rude

third of all: my accent is extreme class on all levels