Obey me incorrect quotes #5
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Lucifer: sighs Do you know how much trouble youâve caused me, MC?
MC: I do. I consider it my magnum opus.
Mammon: Iâm not scared of Lucifer!
MC: Then why do you flinch every time he enters the room?
Mammon: Iâm just⌠respecting his presence.
Leviathan: You know whatâs cooler than being cool?
MC: âŚAnime?
Leviathan: Yes!
Satan: If you want to cause chaos, do it efficiently.
MC: Efficient chaos?
Satan: Controlled destruction is an art form.
Beelzebub: MC, are you going to finish that?
MC: Finish whatâ? realizes Beelâs already eating their food Beel!
Belphie: I donât see the problem with naps.
MC: Belphie, you slept through an earthquake.
Belphie: Exactly. I didnât feel a thing.
Barbatos: If you keep meddling, Iâll have to clean up the mess.
MC: Isnât that your job anyway?
Barbatos: tight smile Youâre on thin ice.
MC: Lucky for me, Iâm a great swimmer.
Mammon: If youâre broke, just make more money.
MC: Wow, Mammon. Revolutionary advice.
Leviathan: Iâm not saying Iâm jealous, but why do you spend so much time with everyone else?
MC: Levi, we literally live in the same house.
Leviathan: Not enough!
Satan: Who broke the lamp?
MC: pointing at Mammon He did it.
Mammon: WhaâYOU were holding it when it fell!
MC: And who dared me to juggle it?
Asmo: If beauty could kill, Iâd be arrested.
MC: If vanity could kill, weâd all be attending your funeral.
Asmo: gasps dramatically Rude.
Beelzebub: Do you ever think about food so much that you cry?
MC: âŚNo.
Beelzebub: Weird.
Belphie: If you could nap anywhere, where would it be?
MC: Probably somewhere warm.
Belphie: Great. Letâs go find a sunbeam.
Diavolo: If you were a ruler, what law would you make?
MC: No paperwork.
Diavolo: whispering to Barbatos Write that down.
Barbatos: I see youâre up to something, MC.
MC: No, Iâm innocent.
Barbatos: Then why do you have that look on your face?
MC: âŚwhat look? smiles innocently
Simeon: Whatâs the worst that could happen?
MC: Youâre too pure to understand how dangerous that question is.










