Bernard and Jacqueline tell Elle the story of how they met, and the centuries long friendship that ensued.
Check it out on ao3 and ff dot net :)
Guess what item was NEXT on the GLOW UP AGENDA! THE BERLINE FRIENDSHIP STORY, YEAH BABY!
I wanted to post it here but apparently, it has more than 1000 text block breaks which is apparently tumblr's limit. Of course.
Anyway! Enjoy a preview below the cut! :)
“You’re sing-songy this noon, Jacqueline.”
“Lalala—huh? Oh! Mhmm! Didn’t you see? We passed music! They were playing music!”
“Naturally.”
“So now it’s stuck in my head! Very fun! But it won’t get out of my head.”
“Very not fun for me.”
“It was a really big room with all sorts of weird instruments, and lots of colours, and happy little elfies—”
A very clear image of the music room popped into Jack’s head, then. Complete with elves and Jacqueline’s unique on-Jack's-shoulders point of view.
Well. That was an interesting new thing they could do.
“Jack.”
He groaned. Pulling a face, Jack turned around, a brilliant smile replacing the scowl as he watched Santa’s irritating head elf march their way.
“Bean pole.”
Bernard pulled up in front of them, placing his hands behind his back and ignoring the slight. (Rude, Jack thought). He could feel Jacqueline shifting forward in interest, folding her hands on top of his head.
“Council’s reconvening. Mother Nature wanted me to let you know that she knows you and your Legate have already been sworn in, but she expects you both to stay for the remainder of the proceedings.”
Jack grimaced, nose wrinkling. He glanced up at Jacqueline. She was wide awake and very interested in everything right now, it looked (and felt) like. So much for the “sleepy toddler” excuse, then. She’d be very unconvincing.
“Fine,” Jack sniffed. “We’ll be back posthaste and all that.”
Bernard looked surprised. And relieved. “Huh. That was easier than I expected. Thanks Jack.”
The nerve, Jack thought, watching as the elf walked away. “That was easier than I expected,” he mocked, sticking his tongue out at Bernard's retreating form.
“I don’t know, Jacqueline. That please sounded like an afterthought.”
He was unsurprised when he felt her little toes once again digging into his shoulders, her face appearing before him with an over the top and yet, still adorable little pout. How did she make her eyes go that big. What was wrong with her.
“P-w-leaseeeeeeeee Jack? Pretty pretty please???? With powdery snow on top???”
“Alright, fine. Get back up there. And fix your face.”
Cackling (yes, really, the child was cackling), Jacqueline smirked at him, popping back up on his shoulders. Seconds later her arms were around his neck and she slid down his back and threw herself over his shoulders, succeeding in nothing but a decent imitation of a necktie.
“Jacqueline. You really need to work on your chill.”
“What? No I don't! You said it was perfect just last week!”
“Not—” Jack paused to let out a laugh. “Not your literal chill! The art of being chill.”
She stopped squirming, hanging off of Jack’s neck, head tilted up at him.
“Oh. Right.”
Rolling his eyes fondly, Jack grabbed her waist, placing her down gently.
“Honestly, Jacqueline. I’m super chill, not super fast. Have some patience. Hand please, if you're going to insist on being on the floor.”
“Hehe. Okay.” She grabbed his hand, letting him gently tug her back towards the meeting room. “Who was that?”
“Who?”
“The guy you thought was rude!”
Ah. She could hear his thoughts, too. Best be careful about that, Jack thought. To himself.
“That was Santa’s Number One Elf.”
“He had a cool hat. I liked it.”
“Yeah. I’m sure he’d let you wear it in a heartbeat.”
Jacqueline stopped, pulling Jack with her. Her eyes had done that “getting big” thing again.
“REALLY?!”
Jack blinked. And got a terrible idea.
“Why, of course! C’mon, Jacqueline. Who can say no to you.”
She looked positively devious. “NO ONE.”
“Exactly. Tell you what. Why don’t you go find him and ask? I’m sure he’ll say yes. Just make sure you call him by his preferred name! It's Bernie. He loves his name. You go and catch up to him, okay? Just. Don’t get lost!”
“Okay! Wait. How will I find you?”
“Tell you what. I’m going to go to the...restroom quickly, and then I’ll go find you, and we can head back to Gran. Okay?”
“Okay!”
“Have fun! Be safe! Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!” Jack shouted after her retreating form, smile dropping as soon as his sister was out of view.
A quick trip to the restroom…or perhaps, instead, a quick trip to Santa’s office to do something about this whole unlawful exclusion he’d managed to get?
Same difference, Jack thought, slinking away through the lesser used hallways of the Workshop.
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What frozen hell will Jack wrought? Will Jacqueline find this. Bernie? Will she get to wear his HAT? WILL BERNARD EVER CATCH A BREAK?!?! Not when friendship with Jacqueline is involved >:)
Catch the newly updated version on ao3 HERE and ff.net HERE. I'll reblog this after a NAP with some A/N's/the change log and the cake recipe lol :)
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