#bb babbles

but do y’all every get on here and see everyone talking about how hot hudson’s meaty thighs or stretch marks are? posting about #fatshanehollander. people begging connor and hudson not to cut before filming and to stay big

and then suddenly you’re thinking about the opposite and how a straight man would never say any of that about a woman? they’d be appalled by all of those things and want their celebrity crush to be under 120 lbs, malnourished and hairless.

Zephyr's full name is "Zephyr "Zeph" Stoick Haddock" cause Hiccup and Astrid said "fuck gender roles" this is the hill that I will die on

Nuffink full name is "Nuffink "Fin" Björn Haddock"

Zephyr is like a weird mix between her mom and dad

She's only violent when it comes to protecting her family (mostly Fin because "that's my little brother! no one picks on him except me!")

She totally has Hiccup's dry humor and mannerisms

The dramatic flare if you will

Combine that with Astrid's sharp tounge

She was kind of a wild child in her terrible twos

Like Hiccup she wears her emotions on her sleeve

Lots of expressions

She likes to draw alot

It's something she picked up from her dad

She'll often doodle unsavory pictures of the elders during meetings

Her parents find them hilarious

Doesn't get her out of trouble but it softens the blow

She's pretty nervous about her role as heir

It really doesn't help that she's named after her grandfather "Stoick The Vast"

How do you live up to not one, but two great viking cheifs?

She'll figure it out

Where Zeph is the more humorous side of the siblings Nuffink is probably the most serious of the two

He likes to write alot and make observations

He often hangs out with his uncle Fishlegs and take in the flora and fuana

He doesn't really lose his temper but when he does he's pretty scary

He's got a beautiful voice and likes ro sing with his grandmother

Hiccup tried to join in on this once but he sounded like two terrible terrors trying to eat a squirrle so he stopped

No one in the family can cook except him

Honestly he wonders how they survived before he was able to grip things

He's very soft spoken and is usually the voice or reason during he and Zephyr's adventures

Sibling culture

Sometimes they'll just run up and kick the shit out of each other and then go about their day

Or when they're teenagers and Zephyr picks him up and throws him into a pond with no warning

Screaming from across the village and scaring the shit out whoever they're with

Zeph: Who drank the last of the yak's milk?

Nuff: >:3

Making weird faces at each other from opposite sides in the great hall during meetings

Hiccup and Astrid were only children so this both baffles and delights them

Just to make it clear, i bloody love those imagine your OTP/OT3/OT4 e.c.t. posts floating around but they’re all so??? Flawless??? What we need is some more of the wild out there stuff like,,,

Imagine short person A trying to get something off the top shelf in the kitchen and falling and they’re screaming on the floor covered in animal crackers while person B is wheezing hysterically in the corner. Bonus; person C recorded the whole thing and uploaded it everywhere.

Imagine person A and B holding hands and being all lovey dovey until they hear an ice cream truck in the distance and it’s a battle to the death to buy the first cone with sauce and a flake.

Imagine person B browsing memes at 3 in the morning and keeping person A up with their obnoxious snorty laughter.

Imagine person A running a pastel aesthetics blog and they’re snapping a pic of some really cute unicorn figurines when person B pops their head up into the shot the moment it’s taken. A, in a hurry, posts the pic in a photoshoot. They don’t notice the photobomb until it has 10 notes already. Bonus, person C has a pretty big follower count and reblogs it every day much to A’s horror and B’s amusement.

Imagine person A filming a house tour video and right in the middle of it, person B is sitting on the dining table with their underwear on eating marshmallow fluff with a spoon.

Imagine person A spamming person B’s blog with cute anon messages only for person C to spam the same things, exchanging every noun for banana. Person A thinks it’s the same guy and they’re very confused until they hear laughter in the other bedrooms.

Imagine person B falling off their bed during a skype call with A.

Imagine person A as a joke, saying fuck you instead of bless you every time B sneezes. B does it back to A/A then tries it with C and they start crying.

Imagine person C and person D making obnoxious and weird noises in the background whenever A is on the phone to B. They once played a really loud clip of a goat screaming and B fell off their chair.

Imagine person D drunk buys a dog, knowing B always wanted one as a kid. They scream and continuously hug the dog and call it a really stupid name while A hides everything that could possibly break and C screams at D that they’re an idiot and there’s no way they can keep a dog in the house. They eventually all decide a dog is better than a kid anyway.

Imagine person A talking to person B about their hopes and aspirations and then B gets a phonecall and yells ‘MY BABY IS HAVING A PERSONAL RANT DON’T INTERRUPT THEM YOU GIRAFFE BASTARD’ into the receiver. They get a call back from the number after A’s finished. It was their parent/grandparent asking about a visit.

From encouraging baby-talk from my CG for motivation or to make me happy, to being able to cry aloud for as long as I want when my whole body flares up bc it's the only relief I have.

Just gave myself a birdbath before bed since my physical pain/exhaustion is too much for shower and I hate this (even though I was sweating all last night in below freezing weather bc that's normal..).