#bazwillendinflames

It was minute twenty into knowing each other and roughly, mmm, minute three into their walk that it finally occurred to him to ask: "Hey, so, judgement free zone here and everything, but the whole reason you keep sticking up so hard for Chris Hackett and all...can I just pop in here real quick and say if it's like, a weird...DILFy crush situation, you should probably take a step back and reconsider?"

In the time they'd known each other, it'd seemed to him that Ryan had two modes - brooding silence and broodier complaining - but for a second there, it seemed he had a third.

Shocked spluttering.

"I - dude, what the hell - "

"I'm just saying, like, I'm no expert or anything, but speaking from my own experience here, if you're sitting around writing your names together in little hearts all over your notebooks and stuff, you might want to take a sec and meet the family you're marrying into in daydream land, get what I mean?" With a shrug, Max shouldered the shotgun and resumed walking, catching himself listing to his blind side and readjusting before adding, "And, again, from my own experience, let me tell you, I've taken my own little dip into the Hackett gene pool this summer, and I'm just not really sure they're the kind of family you wanna get yourself all mixed up in - you for sure do not want T-Money to be left in charge of any best man speech, trust me on that."

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Yeah definitely

I hate the binge format, it makes the whole fandom out of sync. And where's the days after a new episode is released when the entire fandom talks about this one episode and makes a lot of theories about the rest of the season??? Or just processes the episode in general. It sucks.

Also just like practically I can't take the time off the watch the whole season...

But I have no idea how I'm going to manage this. I have never blocked a spoiler tag in my life. Not being a part of the discussion for a full month? That will be horrible. But I don't want to know the whole plot already

tagged by @gogoseabrook

1. Z-O-M-B-I-E-S (2018) [I have seen this movie way too many times not to count it here]

2. Star Wars Return of the Jedi (1983)

3. The Decoy Bride (2011)

4. Spaceballs (1987)

5. The Princess Bride (1987)

6. Descendants 2 (2017)

7. The Jungle Book (1967)

oh my gosh dude not at all!! i’m honestly so honored that you’re using it in the first place ;;