#bazook

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Bazookas are called "Bazookas" because they are things that Bazook.

Dictionarians were quite grateful upon their invention, because it put an end to a longstanding and at times very heated debate about what things that Bazook'd should be called.

The casualties from The Great Bazooking were greater than the numbers inflicted by the weapon itself.

The violence inspired one onlooker to attempt to create the first version of a Nationalised Health Service. Except they tried to create it entirely out of papier mâché, which worked up to a point, that point being the point where it was apparent that it wouldn't work at all because it was made entirely out of papier mâché.

Possible links between bazookas and kazoos are theorised, but yet to be studied in depth, because the genetics of the domesticated kazoo are too dissimilar to their wild-counterparts, and no samples of the latter have lasted long enough in containment to be analysed.

The original bazooka was the size and shape of a moderately-sized car, although that moderately-sized car was the size and shape of a bazooka.

Bazooking was named after its inventor, Harold Bazook. He was named such because he was the inventor of bazooking. This caused some confusion for the first 33 years of his life, as no-one knew what bazooking was yet.

Some people have alleged that, rather than a distinct phenomenon of its own, bazooking is actually a regional variant of hornswoggling. These people are wrong, and should feel bad about themselves, and will not be missed.

Was it gundam wing? I’m guessing because it’s the one cartoon network aired in my country, so maybe it’s the same. I remember tumblr user hentaisatan mentioning that g gundam was also aired here in the us, but I’m not sure. In case, none of them belong to the original gundam timeline so, imo, they aren't a good way to start and, tbh, none of them reach the level of importance and perfection of the best gundam shows. 

Anyway, I recommend you to start with the universal century era and explore it as much as you feel like. In fact, that’s smth you’ll end up doing anyway, the difference is if you’re gonna do it in a shallow or deep way - the deep way can take a lifetime (just saying).