Duke: Okay, parachute?
Damian: Check.
Duke: Extra parachute?
Damian: Check.
Duke: Snacks?
Damian: Also check.
Duke: Great. Anything else we need?
Damian, peering over the edge of the Millau Viaduct: No, we’re good.
Duke: Okay, great. On the count of three-
Later, after having gone viral on tiktok
Bruce: I can’t believe you two went to France by yourselves.
Alfred: *clears his throat*
Bruce: Okay, yes, I can, but still…
Dick: I can’t believe you two didn’t invite me.
Steph: I can’t believe you didn’t bring back any pastries.
Jason: I can’t believe you went on a school day.
Cass: I can’t believe you didn’t do a flip on the way down.
Everyone:
Tim: Honestly, same.
Duke:
Damian:
Duke: Dang it. Now we have to go back.
Bruce: Not without adult supervision you’re not.
Dick: DIBS!!
