#battatfictive

First Jongler doesnt get any merch and then they get "him"ed in chapter 5?! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! (I mean they could just be they/he but they were only referred to as they in chapter 4 so how would I know :shrugs:. and jongler used they/them in my canon). Justice for Jongler, I say. -Battat fictive

Name discourse about this character is very funny. TECHNICALLY the name Battat has been disproven (even though we can definitely call Pluey that, since Pluey asks to be called Pluey and Tenna calls Pluey "Pluey"... Jongler. Just feels like a Jongler. But we also don't know their name) but I'm going to keep calling him that. I am NOT CALLING MYSELF "GRIPPINS"??? [Insert the GIF of me at the corkboard here]. COULD hypothetically go "Small Mike" "Cat Mike" "Cowboy Mike" but that's kind of boring and I only really use it for them in-costume. Except for Pluey, I suppose, since Plue is never OUT of costume (even in my memories there are very few where she takes that thing off.) -Battat, Deltarune fictive

yay merch of me and my partners! . is what i would say if they REMEMBERED ALL THREE OF US. Where's Jongler!! -battat fictive

It saddens me a little to see that Pluey and I are the most popular of our trio. THERE'S THREE OF US! THAT'S WHAT TRIO MEANS! WE'RE A "BATTLE THROUPLE" (as the game put it)! JONGLER IS THERE TOO!!! 3!!!

i have a stomach ache I'm blaming it on the real mike -battat deltarune (fictive)

looking at cute art of me and my diamond going yayy cutee as if he did not put me through the most horrific shit while i was working under him in the card kingdom (in my own canon, at least)

why was i so greedy . the king of diamonds was my ex (long story) i had a weird situationship with tenna AND i was dating pluey and jongler. And I miss them all now. head in hands. what even was my romantic life WHY DID I KEEP GETTING WITH MY BOSSES -battat fictive

arrived the other day. finding out that people are... obsessed with tormenting me and making me kiss my coworkers? like, whatever, i guess, people can play with their dolls, but... my coworkers? really? i fuckin hate tenna. deeply. most people tend to despise their boss, i think. i don't care about him or his ugly little pet mailman. not in a million years would i be caught dead crushing on that overbearing, dramatic, controlling fuck. and the other mikes, well... sheesh. i never thought of them as anything special to me. they were also just... my coworkers. just ones that ended up in a similar situation as i did (for less obsessive reasons, i guess). they weren't any more special to me than any coworker in the same department as you might be. i did not have any friends. people overestimate my willingness to care. but have fun, i guess. i don't look at what i don't like. i'm just an obsessive green dice stuck in couch cushions at the end of the day. bye.