“Do you think those two are making out?” Lois asked as she and Selina went to sit down.
“Is your friend willing to take the first step?” Selina asked, not-so-carelessly stepping on the foot of one of the guests. She didn't feel guilty. The guy was about to put his hands on her and Lois's bottom. Selina had just reminded him of his place.
The other woman snorted, “Why would Clark make the first move? Mr. Wayne seems to know what he wants."
“A boy wants to be wooed,” Selina retorted.
Lois gave a delightful giggle, “Is the rich boy old fashioned? I would never have said it."
“You wouldn't say many things about him.”
“Yeah, in fact I had no idea that he was interested in men…”
Selina shrugged, “He had a very strict upbringing and only recently came out as bisexual.”
Alfred seemed like a good guy to her, but certainly not the best one to ask questions about why guys were hot too. Though she had to give him more credit considering how much he had to put up with Bruce.
Lois accepted the explanation. She then asked, “And what does he think of Superman?”
“Superman?”
“You in Gotham have Batman, we have Superman.”
Selina smiled, “I know, I'm surprised you ask about Superman.”
“Oh, you know…curiosity. Now it seems like everyone has to have an opinion on something.”
Nice save there. Lois Lane lived up to her reputation. But Selina certainly couldn't tell her oh Bruce is a first rate paranoid and is convinced that Superman is secretly evil or something.
There it was necessary to maintain a certain image.
“He enjoyed flying with Superman Airlines, and he would probably repeat the experience at the first opportunity.”
“Because of the arms,” Lois said.
“Because of the arms,” Seliana agreed. “He couldn't stop singing them to me. They were so toned Selina. They could have broken me in two and I would have thanked him.”
“Very interesting,” the reporter said, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Who knows what her brilliant head was working up at that moment.
Selina didn't investigate. What she had to do was direct Lois towards the conclusion she wanted.
They finally took their seats. The chairs next to them were still empty. She smiled.
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