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Dick, frowning: "Hello Jason, how was your day?"

Jason: "Deflection something they're teaching you?"

Dick, groaning: "Yes, fine I go to therapy, you could try it."

Jason: "Who the fuck changes therapists every two weeks?"

Dick, rolling his eyes: "Well gee, someone with a lot of problems and a lot of secrets. Will that be all today officer, or should I get a lawyer? Jay?" *room is empty, window open* "Good talk."

Later that evening...

Dick, breaking into a corrupt, psychotic therapist's office and gathering evidence, dumping his own aliases notes, and records.

*light creak and shuffling*

Dick, already standing up with a weapon in hand: "Jesus fucking Christ Jason!"

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What if I got bit by both a fox and batgirl at the same time

I never know which I transform into every night, I just have to figure it out based on where I wake up

And on full moons its even harder cause I have to decide weather or not the person next to me dommed me (bat) or I dommed them (fox)