#bathroombuddy

screams into void Y'ALL. Let's talk about that super totally not awkward moment when your cat becomes your bathroom security guard! 😹

##The Tea™ Your cat isn't being a creep, they're literally protecting you while you're """vulnerable""" (their words, not mine). WILD, RIGHT?

##Science Corner (but make it fun) 🐱 Cats in the wild: "must protect fam during vulnerable moments" 🐱 Your cat: "human on porcelain throne = must guard" 🐱 Also your cat: "ooo water spin pretty"

##Why Your Bathroom is Actually Cat Paradise

smol space = safe space

weird echoes = fun times

cool surfaces for toe beans

mysterious water bowl (toilet)

THE SINK OF DREAMS

##Real Talk Hours My cat literally wrote this post with me while sitting on my lap in the bathroom. Not even kidding. Send help.

##Your Cat's Inner Monologue: "Human finally sit still. Perfect time for pets. Why they always have phone in here tho?"

##Pro Tips for the Bathroom-Stalked:

Accept your fate

Just kidding, here's actual advice:

Get them a super cool toy for other rooms

Pretend the bathroom isn't the most exciting room ever

Give extra pets BEFORE bathroom time

##Personal Update Currently typing this while my cat screams at the bathroom door because HOW DARE I CLOSE IT

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