Jul 22, 2015
batfoxes??????
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batfoxes??????
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Australia
While on my vacation this Christmas/New Year, I met some lovely Australians. We spent many days and nights talking about our countries (that sounds patriotic, it wasn’t. Most of the time we were just making fun of the silly words they used and bashing the stupidity that is often America). Our conversations made me think about how kick ass Australia is. Although, I would miss most of the things that America has food wise. HOWEVER, it has been brought to my attention that everything in Australia wants to kill you. Especially the snakes. The snakes want to gobble you up whole. Even the little ones. But that’s not what scared me the most. oh no. What scares me the most is the bat fox. What is the bat fox you may ask? Only the most terrifying creature known to man. I would post a photo right here but I am incompetent when it comes to computers so just google it. I’ll wait.
How you feeling now? SCARED?! That’s exactly how it wants you to feel! This giant mammal with wings is controlling the Australian airways and the rest of the world knows nothing about it. HOW ARE WE NOT ALL FEARING FOR OUR LIVES RIGHT NOW?! How is the world not on red alert? I’ll tell you why: because Australia is home to the trillest people on the planet. When these people get bitten by snakes and sharks and spiders, they do not fear- No sir! They crack open a beer and wait for help to arrive. Have you ever heard of anything more chill? These people live on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where every day they are surrounded by animals that want nothing more than to eat them alive. Somewhere on Australia, the best version of yourself is living. A person just like you who is brave, adventurous, independent, and happy. And every day that person gets up, and faces a world that wants he or she as their next meal. So take a page from Australia’s book, and forget about the odds that are stacked against you and the bat foxes flying above you and live your life (and then use the rest of the book as a weapon against the bat foxes. Seriously. Protect yourself).
this is all ive done today omg (theyre little icons for my deviantart gallery)