#batdick

Batman’s Packing Heat

The rubber soles of his boots squeaked and his chair stopped moving. He dug them in harder, comically stomping his feet to drag himself forward. Damian was fighting him but luckily he had well over a hundred pounds on the kid.

“I have more room,” Damian grunted. 

“I don’t care.” The neck brace was digging into his exposed chin even beneath the duct tape preventing him from turning his head. He wiggled his fingers, trying to get circulation back into them with the ropes tied so tightly.

The drill whirred, inching ever closer, aimed at the center of his forehead.

“When I let you move the chairs, I hoped you would try to sacrifice the other to save yourselves,” a woman’s voice said over the speakers. She sounded like she was pouting. “Not fight over who gets to kill themselves first. It’s a few seconds difference anyway. You’re both dying.”

“Fuck you,” Damian snapped, sinking into a stream of elaborate curses in Arabic, most of which where anatomically impossible.

Dick grimaced as he dislocated his thumb. If he could just get Damian’s hands free…

The drill was getting closer, held by a robotic arm stolen from the Wayne Enterprises factory. The drill came from there too, designed for boring holes through titanium alloy. He suspected the sliding rail their chairs were mounted on back to back was also a Wayne souvenir. 

With Damian distracted, though still struggling against his own binds, Dick was able to drag himself forward again. Until the drill bit hovered millimeters above the cowl. He hoped the reinforced kevlar would spare him a few seconds. 

And he suspected that he would still be able to detangle the knots until the drill had fully penetrated his brain. Not a pleasant thought but a necessary one if he was going to get Damian out alive.

Batman!Dick with Damian

Here's the colored version

Even if I was a bit salty with Dick after that RR fiasco, but I have to admit these two complements each other really well during their tenure as Batman-Robin

The recent issue where Dick gave Damian his Haly Circus' baton and winking, told Dami to run and find his own identity brought me to tears.

Bye. I need kleenex. And popcorn. And a tub of matcha ice cream.

For example one time a BatDick (snrk) stumbled into her void by accident and tried to get a way back out and home

Voids found him pretty early on and ended up offering to help him find a way out

She didn't though, and instead "trapped" him in a replica of Gotham in the void, where she also put a ton of energy into having the place have a semi-normal day night rhythm unlike the rest of the void which sporadically changes between empty whiteness and complete darkness

So, she tricked said BatDick to stay in the void with her, where Voids tried to keep him save and sound in her little Void Gotham/Voidham

This went on for quite a while, maybe a month or so, until the batman that had a run in with her first planed to pay her a visit due to fluctuations in the time space continuum, though his Dick/Nightwing got to Voids quicker and talked to her about the situation

It ended up in Nightwing giving her a week to clear things up with BatDick, before Batbruce would come and fix the thing himself

Voids ended up clearing the whole situation up with BatDick, who was rightfully upset at the whole situation and demanded to get brought back to his rightful universe

Voids complied, although very hurt cause she grew very attached to BatDick during their time together

I like it!

Batman comics have become so brutal and bloody and gritty, they’re for mature readers only anyway so why not throw in a non-sexualized penis? Ah yes, because the US of A love violence but despise the human body. Well, the female body when it’s not for the male gaze to fap to and the male body in general.

We female fans constantly have to look at young, half-naked female characters with exaggerated porn star bodies, who have to sleep with you to remember your name, whose costumes have to be bikinis for their powers to make sense - it’s been like this for DECADES in ALL forms of media! So more male nudity has been LOOONG overdue!

But of course, DC are fucking cowardly hypocrites and will delete the batdick, making the original prints worth thousands of dollars. What a bunch of idiots. Because humongous hungolomghononoloughongous in tons of comic books are totally fine but don’t you DARE show the faintest outline of the idea of a dick in the darkest shadows and insecure men throw hissy fits in fear of turning gay or whatever their pointless problems are. Grow the FUCK up! How about you rage war on DC because of them fridging women left and right or because of a contest about Harley Quinn committing suicide or because of sexualized teenage girls or because of rape plot points? Oh no, it’s GOT to be about DC’s biggest hero walking around naked in his own home (or rather cave). No no no, we suddenly have to think of the children! We can totally show them pages of gory decapitated heads but a very subtle johnson will destroy their fragile psyches.

I’m all for more full frontal male nudity because equality! Guys and their schlongs have to catch up after all. What was the boobs-wiener ratio on Game of Thrones again? 5.943 to 2?

I will reblog the Batdick whenever I see it! Not because the comic was good or because I wanna ride that meat stick but because it’s the first tiny step in the right direction AND it pisses off manbabies. Win-Win!

DC want to make us forget it? Too late. The bat is out of the cave and we won’t let them put it back!

Bruce Wayne has a penis and it’s ca. 10 cm long!