Jun 7, 2025
#28: Batman kissing Chef Death
#batman#bruce wayne#dc#Batman Fucking Kissing People#chef death#batdeath#?#chefbat#??#meet this fucked up deranged oc a group of my friends and I made#i love this man SO much#genuinely doubled over laughing making this batman villain who is a chef#more great quotes:#"When he kills people he goes 'This is your last course'”#“Or he makes bruce wayne’s food super spicy on purpose And that’s his evil quirk”#“WAIT MAYBE HE CAN TURN PEOPLE INTO FOOD”#-> “TABGERINE ALFRED IN REAL LIFE”#“'My food is to die for batman and that isn't just a figure of speech!'”#“straps batman to the chicken pot pie machine from chicken run”#“looks wistfully at his double Michelin rating. 'listen batman....you wanna know how i got these stars..?'”#“Sometimes he’s hitting people with frying pans or throwing pancakes at people and other times he’s deadly”
