#bat!jon

https://archiveofourown.org/works/78865891/chapters/208358931

Hey fellas, is it gay to have a crush on your boss that's 10x your size 🤔

Martin stared at the tiny ball of fur with wings that sat in Jon's chair. “Mhm."

“So I don't know why you all keep saying that I am."

Sasha wasn't sure whether to giggle or be concerned about her boss and friend - the man was so very clearly a bat. "Um, Jon, don't you think you should at least consider the possibility -”

Jon shook his head adamantly, letting out petulant little squeaks as he did so. "You all need mental health treatment if you think that I am a bat - people don't just turn into bats.” He flicked his little ears and adjusted his wings to where he was resting comfortably.

Martin shook his head incredulously. "Jon, it's pretty obvious that you are one though.” He reached out a hand then stopped, hesitant. "Uhm, do you mind if I pick you up?”

Jon scoffed. "I know I'm a small man Martin but I doubt you can just ‘pick me up’ as you say.”

"So… is that a yes?"

“Go ahead and try I suppose."

Martin scooped up the tiny form in his hand and lifted it to his face. "Now do you accept that you are a bat?”

Jon shook his head. "No. The very idea is preposterous.”

Tim tried to help. “Okay… so, Jon. If you're not a bat, how do you explain your current situation?”

"Situation?”

"The fact that you're sitting in Martin's hand.”

"I'm not.”

I love finding photos of bats and just thinking, "oh this is totally this scene in TMA 🤣"