#basically-echidna

(I shat myself.)

Smash: Kaldi, Fang, Orrin, Odette

Mun: HOLY SSHIT, ITS TOO SOON FOR ME! NOT LIKE THIS MAN, GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

Aldonza: Mun, Relax. Its just an alert.

“Oh, well that’s a bit t-too sad huh?  I g-guess we just aren’t c-co-compatible Miss…”

Is genuinely bummed because he found her attractive.

“Not gonna lie, you’re pretty Miss, but looks ain’t gonna cut it. Bye bye sugar tits!”

((Stop insulting everyone you dislike you little gremlin!!))

“Oh! Pretty decent chemistry between us; how wonderful! Though, it seems we will have bumps along the road in our friendship Miss. T’woud be best if we try and communicate so that we can have better chemistry, don’t you think?”

Is completely oblivious this is for love calculations, not friendships.

“Heh~ Well would ya look at tha’? Have ta say Miss, ye’re easy on tha eyes and have a decent mind ta go with them. Wanna try a date an’ see where this goes?”

Alex and Elias stare down each other; the 6′7″ captain with crossed arms and the 9′ first mate with his arms behind his back.

Alex’s eyes narrowed, “Well, one of us is going to have to back down on this… and it ain’t gonna be me, Elias.”

Elias huffed out a laugh, his beard quirking up in a telltale smirk, “And why would she get with someone so tiny like you Cap’n? When she can be with a strong and chiseled lumberjack such as myself?”

The pirate captain grinned evilly, a glint in her eyes as she leaned up on her tip toes towards Elias’ face, “Because I can compensate for my height with my flexibility, what can you compensate with if you fail to please her?”