#bash thread.

"i guess but i don't know how well it'll go with the other parents if call their child 'stupid glue eater' to their faces." he gives a non-committal shrug, half tempted to actually do it. taken aback, his eyes narrow and jaw drops at the insinuation, though he supposed he should've expected it. most of what he does irks her. she just manages to comment in a semi-civil way. "i acknowledge that i've done bad things but i don't think our daughter regrets her decision."

"what's been going on with you lately?" he can already envision how the conversation is going to go. anything tense, anything worth talking about is normally quickly cast aside for something a bit more fun and up to this point, bash was normally all for it. he prefers to play, to just enjoy each other, but lately... it's been different. has felt a bit more serious in nature. "has something happened recently?"

❝ i think what you just said is exactly why you owe me, though i can't say that i'm super keen on you taking my drinks. ❞ for awhile, he assumed the guy speaking with her would have the balls to offer up a round of his own but apparently that wasn't the only wrong thing about him. ❝ twenty minutes to set up? how long did he think it was going to take to seal the deal? surprised you put up with that conversation for so long. elf ears? ❞ he squints, moving his head from side to side. ❝ eh.... i can see it. ❞

"i really cannot believe i managed to sucker you into going shopping with me for new house items," bash snickers as they walk down the aisles of the large department store. he really was proud of himself for turning an emergency into something that was quite the opposite. oops, maybe should've checked her schedule beforehand. "i'll make it up to you afterwards, promise. i was thinking about gutting the entirety of my guest bathroom and i need towels and linens to match... any suggestions? i'm sure you're great at this sort of thing."

random starter for @fcxglove

"i just want you to look me in the eyes and tell me there's nothing here. that this weekend didn't mean anything to you. i'll leave you alone if you can."