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The Prometheus Drinking Game

Prometheus is the so called pseudo prequel to Ridley Scott’s classic Alien. Its really not a prequel since some asshat decided “Naw Ridley, it doesn’t Have to be a real prequel it can be its own movie.” Fuck that guy. I've titled this game as i have because seriously Mr. Scott, what the fuck?! This could have been such a good movie and cap to a franchise i have loved since i was young. instead we got this cluster fuck that has no idea what it wants to be. Enjoy if you can, alcohol helps considerably.

Follow these simple rules to play along with the Basement Commentaries Drink Along Prometheus Commentary. 

Take a drink whenever: David stares at the screen blankly

Take a drink whenever: David touches something he shouldn’t

Take a drink whenever: You hear or sense an existential question

Take a drink whenever: You see a direct reference to Alien

Take a shot whenever: Meredith Vickers seems to be the only rational person on the planet

Take a shot whenever: An alien or alien substance goes in or out of someone (Should we count Shaw’s penis??)

Here are the rules to play along with The Basement Commentaries Drink Along for Sharknado, what a freaking masterpiece!

Take a Drink Every time:

You see an ominous shark fin A main character should die, but doesn't There is a traffic or weather warning nobody heeds Fin (Ian Ziering) saves someone at the last second A character says something inappropriately intellectual  Tara Reid gets belligerent (once per scene) A reference to the waitress' deep, dark history with sharks obvious Jaws reference "Get out of the water!" A shark goes indoors A shark is killed with something other than a gun Someone looses a limb to a shark bite Bonus drinks - Finish your drink or do a shot whenever A shot opens with a shot of a woman's *Ahem* behind Someone says the word "Sharknado"

And of course, The Basement Commentaries house rule and Weedo's favorite... Boring people scene