#basedonafakestory

I asked for a picture with Bruno while i saw him walking down the streets of L.A he stopped and said yes. He wrapped his arm around my waist and Phil was getting ready to take the pic. This was gonna be a good opportunity to do what i always wanted to do to Bruno. 1...2...3 CHEE - ... just before Phil could get the full world CHEESE out i put my head down to his chest and bit Bruno's nipple then ran. As i was running i looked behind me and saw Bruno chasing after me screaming "Curse all you damn Hooligans always trying to bite my chocolate drops" THE END