#base rambles

One time Price lost a bet and dressed up as wolverine and I think that was the day I stopped considering dating women

Simon may be fine in his zip up and sweatpants and Johnny’s in damn shorts but I AM FREEZING

Soap found this little lady near the garage and now he lives with us illegally. Her name is Ginger because Soap is unoriginal and I couldn’t convince him to change it.

Everyone thinks I got my callsign because I’m small and fast and hard to kill, which is true!

But I actually got my callsign because back when I was a private I saw a cockroach and freaked out…see the thing is, I am very afraid of insects

“oh but Roach you crawl around in vents all the time! Don’t you run into bugs all the time??” YES. I DO. AND I PANIC EVERY TIME.

This could be about so many things

Wish me luck I guess???

IM GONNA DRIVE THIS BABY OVER A RAMP

SEE HOW FAR IT CAN JUMP

Oh and Johnny is with me!

I would like my boys back please, the bed is so empty, I am so alone

This is outrageous. I’m going to file a formal complaint, they should not be allowed to both leave without me

Simon won’t want anything too flashy, but Johnny won’t want anything too subtle

I’m thinking maybe making us matching patches for our kit or something similar? I’ve been learning to sew!

Simon usually makes us breakfast or gets us something practical, and Johnny buys us trinkets or prints photos for us to keep during missions.

I love my boys and I want them to feel loved and important because they deserve that much. Ideas are appreciated