Notes: This is the first post of the Nathan Bateman Choose Your Own Adventure for the Youvebeenlivingfictional 5k Follower Celebration! Just a heads up about a couple of things:
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Warnings: Cursing; angst; fluff
Summary: Youâve heard stories about how BatemanâŚOperates. Youâve only met him in person once, shortly after youâd been hired as Chief Knowledge Officer. It had been brief, perfunctory: Hi, how are you, happy to be here, love it, thanks for the money, enjoy your plane and helicopter ride back to your fucking remote, subterranean, in-fucking-sane facility you billionaire hermit whackadooâ
You had an idea of what this would be like, of course, but the reality isâŚAbsolutely insane. Youâre tired, youâre sweaty, and you are so, so happy that you fucking packed light. You shift your bag on your shoulder, glancing around. Follow the river. Follow the fucking river? Youâre not a goddamn girl scout. You pull in a deep breath, then let out a relieved sigh as you finally spot the houseâŚUp a rather steep incline. Son of a bitch.
You puff out an irritated breath as you bend forward a touch, resting your hands on your knees.
âOhhhkay. Okay,â You mutter, straightening. Fuck, you hate team building. Hell, you hate it even more when itâs in such limited quantities of peopleâthis way, there's nowhere to hide, you're easily missed. Itâs barely half the C-suite: just you, Bateman, the CFO and the CMO.
Itâll be fun.
Bateman had slurred that across the phone on a status nearly two months ago. Itâll be fun.
The CFO and CMO had signed on enthusiastically; youâd been a little more hesitant to speak up, but had reluctantly agreedâand been met by an cheery, Yeaaah! from Bateman. Maybe that shouldâve spurred you to be just a touch more excited, but youâve heard stories about how BatemanâŚOperates. Youâve only met him in person once, shortly after youâd been hired as Chief Knowledge Officer. It had been brief, perfunctory: Hi, how are you, happy to be here, love it, thanks for the money, enjoy your plane and helicopter ride back to your fucking remote, subterranean, in-fucking-sane facility you billionaire hermit whackadooâ
Beyond that, youâve hardly interacted with him outside of meetings, briefings, emails, what have you. You do a good job. You get your shit done. He doesnât call you out because you've never given him a reason to.
You huff softly as you begin a long hike up the fairly steep incline. Alright. Pace yourself. No need to fuck your knees or ankles or anything up right before you meet your bossâ
You wince as your foot slips, your knee skimming against a sharp rock. You groan, looking down and eyeing the throbbing spot. It hasnât torn your leggings, but youâre willing to bet the skinâs a little torn under there. Damnit. You push on, righting your footing. Come on. Arrive in one piece. You donât want the fricking sun to go down before you get there, and you really donât want them to have to come looking for you.
(Though if youâre being honest, youâre not sure that Bateman would go out of his way to send out the search party. You can see the article on Wired nowâBlueBook Chief Knowledge Officer Gets Eaten By Bear On the Way to Corporate Weekend Retreat. Said Bateman, âShe knew sheâd have a hike through challenging terrain. She shouldâve brought her bear repellent. Frankly, we canât tolerate that kind of narrow-minded unpreparedness at BlueBook. Weâre already looking to hire her replacement. Our front-runner has climbed Everest.â)
You snort to yourself at the thought. You can practically hear Bateman saying itâwith that damnable smug curl to his lips; you can see his hand drawing out of his pocket to adjust his glasses; to pass his hand over his closely shaved head, his palm loosing a rasping little shush against his cropped hair; his shoulder shrugging dismissively before he impatiently waves the reporter on to their next question. Oh, yeah, you wouldnât put it past him. Youâre only useful to Nathan as long as you suit his needs. Youâre certain that if your visions for the company didnât align with his, if you didnât fall in line with what he wants for BlueBook, heâd drop you without a second thought.Â
It would only be right, of course. Itâs his company, not yours.Â
You come to another stop once you reach the top of the hill, bracing your hands on your lower back and giving it a bit of a stretch. Fuck. You need a shower. A long, hot shower. You straighten up, and are set to go full steam ahead to Batemanâs when you hear your name called. You go still, dread trickling into your chest, your eyes squeezing shut. Maybe you can pretend you didnât hear him?Â
But youâre not on some crowded city street, or office hall, and youâve stilled for too long. You turn, slapping on a smile at the sight of the CFO, William Ellis, at the bottom of the steep hill. You force a smile, raising a hand to wave. Youâre fully intent on turning back around and heading toward the house, but he calls out, âMind giving me a hand with my bags?âÂ
Yes, you do mind. Youâre not a fucking bellhop. You donât want to help him with his bagsâyou donât even want to be here. You want to stomp back to that field and camp out until that helicopter comes back to take you home.Â
Instead, you turn around, measuring and bracing your steps as you trudge back down the hill.Â
--Â
âDamn good luck running into you.âÂ
It's the third time he says it, though heâs run out of breath more and more as he did. Ellis is a short, stout Englishman. His typically fair, clear skin is ruddy and red from exertion. It probably doesnât help that his voice seems to come from his nose, and is pushed out of the narrow purse of his lips with his rarefied Oxbridge snobbishness.
âSure,â Is all you offer now. The first time, youâd said Isnât it; the second, youâd chuckled lightly, offered, Guess so. Maybe if your responses become monosyllabic, he wouldnât bother. You shift your bag on your shoulder, moving Ellisâ duffle bag from one hand to the other as you deftly avoided the rock that youâd slipped on before.
âNice of Bateman to have us along,â He adds.Â
âYep.â Â
âDonât get to see much of the old sport these days.âÂ
The Old Sport. Christ. This man is one off-white jacket, gin rickey, and Dead Manâs float away from being an F. Scott Fitzgerald character.
âWell, thatâll happen,â Is all you offered in turn. You fight the urge to drop Williamâs duffel on the doorstep as you approached the house. Instead, you still, watching William approach and draw his phone out to check the instructions.Â
âNow letâs seeâŚâ He mutters. âThe instructions did say that theâŚKeycard pad was around hereâŚSomewhereâŚâÂ
âWilliam Ellis.â
You glance over as a robotic voice draws your attention to a keypad. It's just another moment before it instructs:
âPlease approach the console and face the screen.â
William wanders closer, eyes still set on his phone. You bite your lip, choking down a laugh as a light flashes, taking a picture of the top of Williamâs head.Â
âTake your keycard.âÂ
You step closer as William took his, and the same robotic voice said your name. You step in front of the camera, forcing your face into a neutral expression.Â
âYou ought to smile a bit,â William chuckles. You tighten your hands on the straps of his duffel as irritation pulses through you. You have half a mind to drop this duffel bag right on his footâknowing full well that his work and personal laptops are in here. Instead, you reach out, taking the card from the slot.Â
âYou may now enter the residence.âÂ
William doesnât hold the door open for you. He doesnât even gesture for you to be the first one in. Youâve already had enough of this manâs shitâand you havenât even seen Bateman, or the CMO. You donât want to see them in this state anyway. The CMO, Dan Marshall, is one of your better workplace friends. And Batemanâwell. Either way, youâre not sure youâre ready to see him yet, for all of the hell heâs already put you through with this little hike.Â
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