#bas beloved

yes yes of course we're happy to share! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

carrots ✦ what is your ideal romantic getaway?

This answer differs due to varying interests. For ME I think going out to the countryside and just existing away from our careers is romantic enough - nothing special just us being together and enjoying the sight of empty fields and starry skies not impacted by urban light pollution. Kafka wants to go to Disneyland and feed each other around the world (Paris would be the ideal destination because Paris is the city of love or whatever)

laundry softener ✦ what turns them on the most? what turns you on the most?

He's most turned on when I'm frustrated. The little bursts of irritation that come out in deep sighs and little grunts that make him want to fuck the agitation out of me (plus he thinks its hot when I look over my glasses at him when he says my name). I'm most turned on by his hands - they're much bigger than mine and I can truly just stare at them while he does anything and imagine where they should be instead (inside me)

we're taking turns on that cuck chair to cheer on our selfships (*ᵕᴗᵕ)⁾⁾

Yes yes it’s true. Me when it’s my turn in the cuck chair:

First of all Bas, I fucking love you. Second, I think about you and Higuruma a fair bit and like…in my not so humble but very honest opinion — you both need a break.

SO I’m prescribing you a chill day. Coffee (or tea) together, library time, and reading at home to round out the day (maybe you fuck nasty maybe that picture of him is him praying you let him hit today idk I don’t make the rules but the only rule is you two CHILL)

Hiii Bas!

first glass — how did you two first meet, and what was the dynamic like? feel free to chat about whichever AU/verse you prefer (if any)!

I’ve talked a lot about the produce department meet-mid so I think it’s time to talk about lexkafka a bit!

We’re neighbors, I move into his building and in typical Lex fashion am making a lot of noise at too early in the morning while trying really really hard to be quiet and not make my new neighbors hate me before I’m even fully moved in. Also in typical Lex fashion, I’m doing it alone because I didn’t want to bother any of my friends that early in the morning. He steps in to help, half awake and not very alert but we get all my heavy stuff in so it doesn’t have to sit in the moving truck until a more respectable time to have people help you move in. It’s a very neighborly relationship complete with “do you have a cup of sugar?” and “I accidentally made/ordered too much, so here you go” complete with awkward eye contact that lingers a bit too long and unintentional staring when we see each other in the wild until about six months in when I invite him over for dinner, which then it turns into him coming over for dinner once a week and also taking me out to dinner once a week. But we’re just neighbors…that might’ve had a tipsy hookup three months into knowing one another

skin to skin — sensuality is in the subtle details, which non-erogenous part of you do you think turns your f/o on the most? likewise, which non-erogenous part of theirs gets you hot and heavy? (e.g., hands, shoulders, anywhere but nether regions and chest)

I think Barou is very into my legs. I have some pretty strong legs, complete with thick thighs that he very much enjoys getting to rest his head of or lay in between them.

idk why but i imagined one teeny tiny spending on like, can of soda, and yet it rushes to his cock faster than the little blue pill 😭😂

It’s lexbarou canon 😂

He asks about it and I see a literal $10 charge and that’s it and he’s like “you used it?🥹” and I’m like “oh yeah I had forgotten my wallet one day and that card is on my Apple Pay and I used it on accident for coffee🤷🏽‍♀️”

He caught me last week and hasn’t let a bitch breathe since 😩

This has been me all weekend thinking of the various positions he could have be folded over in while also being a gentle boyfriend that makes sure I don’t forget to eat