#bartylilyevan

-- @four-toast

greedy, i like it!

🦝 roadkill

you'll get another snippet from the last chapter featuring dear bartemius...........................................senior:

🐦‍⬛ roadkill b-sides

yeah, i'm thinking of writing a few scenes from other's perspectives e.g. peter in the gas station, that is the i've had in mind mostly. see, the thing is, you only ever get to see barty through evan's eyes and evan through barty's eyes, but maybe they're both not really the way they appear to be. maybe they only see each other this way (because they're both deranged psychopaths, is what they are...) and i think that'd be incredibly funny to get an outside perspective on them. i haven't actually written anything yet, but i might at some point.

i don't think i will publish any cut scenes, though. there were a few different routes i explored for the last chapter, but i usually discard the idea before i get to writing a fully fleshed out scene, so i might just end up talking about alternative endings in a tumblr post after i published the last chapter.

🌊 sleep, reverie, vertigo & drunkenness

this is the title of the "romcom" wedding fic i briefly mentioned here when asked about a fun idea i had but didn't finish writing.

you'll get a mood board:

and a snippet from the first chapter, because today i feel generous like that:

💔 twenty-twelve

this is the idea i mentioned here: a story based on the friend group i was in in 2012, and i still don't know if I'll actually end up writing it, because i cringe thinking about how stupidly heart broken i was at 20 years old and i'd have to revisit that (a lot 💀). however, other stories from that time are extremely funny.

it would be multi-pov and multi-ship (and that stresses me out) and it would span over an entire year (lets see how much cheating and break ups and hookups and relationships can happen in a single year to a group of around 20 people shall we?)

here's a relationship map I made (yes, it's intentional that nothing is readable)

👁️ ultra-violent horrorshow

a clockwork orange is probably one of my FAVORITE!!! movies of ALL TIME and alex delarge is one of my favorite characters ever.

(was i waaay too young the first time i watched it? probably, yes. have i watched it about a hundred times since and even wrote an entire movie analysis about it? yes, twice actually, once in highschool once for uni. did alex fuck up my perception of deeply disturbed fictional man? oh absofuckinlutely, he's babygirl.)

so, i'm kinda obligated i'd love to write something inspired by aco at some point, but i haven't actually put much thought into it yet, except that i wouldn't want to do a rewrite of it, because the weirdness of it all is already so brilliant.

so probably different setting, similar themes, lots of ultra-violence, barty as alex and a bit of the good old ludwig van.

aah it's gonna be real horroshow and the dove will be so fucking dead, my little droogies.

here's a forehead spit for you for letting me yap about this 🥰 (i'm howling and barking at the way he slowly opens his eyes and smirks. it's making me completely feral. i need someone to do that do dear bartemius religiously in every single universe)(oh yeah and the fact he's all beaten up and bloody in a corner also helps...)(but you see the vision, right???)

🥀 wilted flowers

this would be my take on barty/lily/evan and for now it's just a few plot ideas and notes on their characterizations but not much more.

it's very loosely based on the relationship triangle between dean, rory and jess in gilmore girls (and by loosely i mean very loosely, because i hate dean as a character with every fibre of my being), and i always wondered what would've happened if dean and jess had just kissed instead of fighting over rory (can't be bothered to read dean/jess fan fiction, though....)

they'd be older, evan and lily are in a long-term relationship and lily starts developing feelings for barty (and maybe evan just wants to fuck a guy 🤷). i'd probably need to get a bit more inspiration for this first (huh, thinking very hard about rewatching chasing amy right now...)

oh and wilted flowers, because lilies and roses and barty, the killer… because when flowers die, they wilt… (no mcd tag in this one though, promise!) they end up as a throuple, obviously. (i'll fight to make this their shipname)

now, doc, or may i call you toasty? what's it gonna be? hm? maybe i'll promise to write one of those next, if you give me more of captain rosier first, huh? well, well, well how the turntables! 🔪