#bartonesque

Second of all, I blame it all on the wine and the fact that it was 3am in the morning when I linked Jade to this game (nsfw, no serious, trust me on this one). Basically, it’s a porn game that lets you you milk Derek Hale. No, you did not read that wrong.  

After I leave the link in her inbox I go to bed feeling pretty great about myself and when I log into Twitter this morning she had shared it with Ari.

Then it reached Kaley and Whitney.

At one point even Niara couldn’t hide her curiosity and got dragged in, Jade tried to save her, no avail. 

Basically it all turned into a very traumatic experience. 

We got off topic at one point because Kaley mentioned her magic straw.

And then there’s this asshole. 

There’s a lot more but I’m running out of dignity.