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Legen-wait for it-dary!

Barney Stintson x Reader

Word Count: 255

Trigger warning: Fluff, drinking, my bad writing

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"It's gonna be legen-wait for it-dary! Legendary!" Barney said after finishing a long speech about why we just absolutely have to go to Vegas with him.

"Barney, why can't we just hang out here. Vegas is so far away, and you know I hate packing" I said in a lazy voice, laying further down in the booth we all were sat in.

"Because we always hang out here we never do anything new and exciting!" He said like a little child whilst looking at his almost empty glass, that was probably previously filled with some kind of expensive scotch.

"Sorry, Barney, but Robin, (Y/N) and I have a mani/pedi appointment tomorrow morning, and after that we have a massage appointment. We can't go, sorry" Lily said while waving a gift card to the mani/pedi place in his face.

Robin and I nodded along to what Lily said, we’d been dying to get appointments at this place for ages, and finally they had time for us all, and we were not gonna give it up that easily.

"Well then, I'll just have to go to Vegas Han style-" We all looked at him, confused expressions on all our faces, not quite understanding what he meant.

"Solo. I'm so disappointed in you guys" He said as he walked out of the bar, taking his glass with him.

The guys all sighed at him and his behaviour, knowing full well that none of us had heard the end of this yet.

"That Barney, what are we gonna do with him?" Marshall questioned

"Honestly I don't know. How do you put up with him everyday?" Ted asked while looking at me inquisitively.

"I guess it's love, when you really, truly love someone you can overlook their flaws and I love Barney it's as simple as that" I said looking while at the door.

Everyone awed at my little speech, as if it was something not everyone was aware of.

"So when's the wedding?" Robin asked

We all laughed at her comment, none of us knowing Barney was planning on proposing to me that week.

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Why "Tick, Tick, Tick" was perfect.

Now, I realize that all of the shippers out there Hate this episode. I could not have enjoyed it more. I see a lot of myself in Robin sometimes. She's a mature, but self-deprecating female with deep enough Daddy issues that she doesn't see her self as the wonderful person she is. With Barney, she has much more ex Experience around his douchey Playboy side than his caring boyfriend side. Barney never showed her his boyfriend side, as evident of the Ultra-date he had planned for himself and Jenifer Lopez. He didn't treat her well. Now she has this mature, caring equal in Kevin. He doesn't ca about her past, because as long as the remorse is there he knows she still cares for him. It's not a surprise, or mean of her to have picked him (for the rest of this season or so if my money's on anything) over Barney. Random one-night-stand sex with a perpetual bachelor ex-boyfriend, or a sensitive intellectual with a medical degree who accepts and fixes personality faults. Who would you pick? There's also that beautiful literary device called Dramatic Irony. This is where the audience knows things that the characters don't/may never know. Watching Barney clean up the roses and blow out the candles was one of the most exquisitely heartbreaking moments of television I've had the privilege to watch. Probably second only to "Rory has the most beautiful face I've ever seen." And not that breaking his heart was a good thing, but Rbin's had so much shit come her way in the form of relationships, that I personally am happy to see her with Kevin. Now, I'm not pulling for her and Kevin to have babies or anything. I'm still a true shipper and I'm shipping Robin and Barney harder than most of my ships ever. I mean of course writers will get this infamous couple together by the end of the series. They're the new Jim and Pam, Ross and Rachel, or Sam and Diane, and writers are going to drag out that amazing sexual tension as long as CBS keeps up contracts. Brilliant episode.

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