#barnesreplies

ooooooh i wanna know more about dog walker bucky! does steve adopt a dog? what kind of a dog? how does he take care of it as a super solider--is that where bucky comes in???

So you’re telling us you’re a werewolf that couldn’t see the triple moon. Interesting.

One of my kiddos threw soap at me because she didn't want to go back to class. It was hilariously ineffective.

It’s called This is My Last Breath.

My granny over-explains, bless her. “It’s okay, granny, I know exactly what happened. No, you don’t need to elaborate on how you don’t know how this could happen. Please let me fix this while I’m 4 hours away. And now call your neighbor bc you live in the asscrack of nowhere and the internet on your phone isn’t enough. And please don’t plan anything for the next 2 hours while I walk you thru installing an app.”

ours are polar opposites omg. “i clicked something and now it doesn’t work” thanks for the helpful info nanny, quick question, how the fuck am i supposed to work out the problem with that. she doesn’t even try to do new things, just waits until we’re in the same room and “how do i install this thing what does it do why do i need it”

uhhhhh of course i'm interested, how could i not be???

You remember the 48 hours of drama when granny accidentally deleted whatsapp

*desperate giggling into coffee*