#barlai

👄 What is your OC’s smile like? Is it bright and wide, or thin and reserved? Does your OC wear any lipgloss or lipstick? Do they chew their lips?

Thank you for reminding me that I need to put the others on here though-

But as for each of them? Let me go over these three! Because god is there a lot for me to say about this autistic gothicc bimbo centaur, this smug and sassy shortstack vampire chef and this big bitchy bully ghost

Bonnie

“You know how when you’re full and can’t eat anymore? The moment you feel not as full, keep stuffing your face! What does this gotta do with work? Nothing; it’d just make me feel better to see your fat ass stuffed and bloated.”

This is actually kind of a tough question?

I haven’t done any like… myself paired up with my ocs stuff since, well, they’re hot but I don’t go full horny or romance with them often.

I don’t use random stand ins often? Granted, my girl iyana’ll prolly eventually get around to trying (and failing) to date often but that’s mostly up to her. Otherwise, I only use random one offs for bullying shenanigans or if I wanna do a reader-ish insert thing like I did with Barlai and Bonnie once upon a Time.

As for actual like, pairings? Not too many of them between my ocs to be fair! There’s like, two canonically as of right now. My normal man and his spider wife )they’re not too important) and my mini giantess lady who’s the mayor of the town where a lot of my ocs life (her name’s Mitsuki she’s great) and her queer platonic succubus partner (Felora). They’re the mothers to one of my main ocs and they’re kinda! Together. They’re just them, though they’re legally put down as married in universe (it made adoption stuff easier)

Otherwise, there’s some pairing stuff with a friend’s ocs for three characters but besides that everyone else is kinda open and not in a relationship! Mostly because I’m more of a found family and “they’re platonic besties your honor” type of gal

So yeah you can go pretty crazy with pairings for my ocs! Or at least I think that’s the answer to your question

just wait until

i hit you all with this when i stop feeling like shit and get motivated to finish it lololol

ylall aint ready for

Barlai looks up from the large cake she's been demolishing, gulping down piece by piece as it vanishes into her tangible form. Swallowing the last slice in her mouth, she rolls her eyes.

Bonnie Mubridgen - Stupid Gothicc Horse!

Species: Centaur

Age: 27

Size: 7′7″ (feet) tall, 9′ (feet) long

Weight: 1584 lbs 

A silly and not too bright centaur woman, Bonnie lacks the pride, grace and... brains that one would expect of her race. Friendly and giddy, she goes one day at at time with a smile on her face and living an (ironically) positive gothic life! Though all her snacking and munching Bonnie indulges in  has softened her up, she’s still stronger than a horse and has plenty of love in her body! Just be careful that she only smothers you affection, and not with her plush tummies. 

Occupation: Hauls around objects and works an office job for a a big name company. 

Rietta Vink - 3 Vampiric Feet of Sass and Fat

Species: Vampire

Age: Late 50s

Weight: Roughly around 180 lbs.

A chonky ‘n gothicc prideful little lady that comes from a line of vampires who have been figuring out ways to satisfy monsters’ blood cravings as well as experimenting with fun ways for the meat tolerant species to enjoy blood based/mixed snacks without risk of falling ill—’with very high success. Having high skills as a chef and chocolatier along with power that comes with her richness ‘n legacy, her pride’s gotten the better of her ‘n caused her to gain a… few pounds from her own confections.

Occupation: Chef! 

While her sclera is black and she’s got echolocation, Rietta can manage being in the sunlight for an hour or two without eye protection and enjoys the taste of garlic. Due to her stature (height and status), she’s quite rude and snarky to almost everyone—though there’s certainly a lot of crudeness tainting the perfect image she tries to project.

She might not be scary or intimidating, but at the very least, you can stuff her mouth with something to put a (temporary) stop to her boasting and whining.

Barlai - Big Mean Ghost Bully

Species: Ghost

Age: 38+

Weight: Heavy as hell when solid. 

Having died a good few decades ago, to what she can’t recall, Barlai had changed immensely. Where others would want to better themselves and change their ways, Barlai, despite not remembering her past… Very much did the opposite, growing wicked, ruder and twisted with her newfound semi-invincibility. Also, she got fat. Very fat, to the point where her ethereal body matches her bloated ego. 

After some time wandering around, she ended up stumbling upon the Blakiris–a monster crime syndicate, run by a short cyclops that’s more rage than eye. Unfairly deciding to stick around the crime gang (much to their dismay, Barlai had found her first and only friend since her reawakening: a boney lich who, quite literally, is the only person to enjoy her company. 

With only one friend at her doughy side, she’s taken to annoying the hell out of the people around her, stuffing her face whenever she gets the chance, seeking out new chumps to play with and continuing to be a very, very horrible person. A shame for the folks around her, but hey; She’s living her best afterlife!

Barlai sniggers at the sound - it's not a pleasant noise, but rather, something meant to drive fear into your bones. Her pudgy face darkens with an evil smirk as she reminisces on those encounters.

"Deal with? Sorta... Fucked them up and over? Hell yes!" She barks, fangs glinting as ripples go throughout her flab. "None of those chumps could do a thing to me. They tried to catch me, I spanked them, they failed and then I had some fun with them."

"Did y'know that someone being possessed can eat about, thrice as much as they normally can? Because believe me, I went even further beyond that!"

For emphasis, Barlai hefts up her doughy stomach and gives it a hardy jiggle! One could only imagine what happened to those poor people's waist lines...