#barianfool

Shamelessly exploiting Crocodile's weakness (Dragon's boobs).

He fights as much as canon Usopp fights and is at his strength level (maybe a wee bit stronger bc i love him) but his bounty has been inflated greatly for the same reasons buggys was ie hes the captain of several extremely dangerous pirates so he must be strong

dumb as bricks

Check the above, thanks! I do commissions at my own pace (as in the next in the queue was booked over a year ago, I ain't kiddin'), as sketches only. Please read the rules, etc. Thank you! :)

and he's transgender!

I’ll make a post when I’m open to doing commissions again, but thank you for the interest! 💖

If *I*, though, were to say, I think Stan’s hat would be his fez - or he says it is but in reality it is, still, just an old hat that was his father’s and has no witchy origins. As for the magic he’d specialize in, hm, my wha knowledge is a little dusty but I’d say he tells people he doesn’t have a specialty and mostly makes his money off of weird little tchotchkes n the like, but is actually very skilled with portals or windows - on the search for his brother or something.

nah