Jul 19, 2021
Phoenix: And how is the man who puts the “cute” in “prosecutor” today?
Miles, blushing: I-
Larry, skateboarding past them: I’m doing great man, thanks!
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Phoenix: And how is the man who puts the “cute” in “prosecutor” today?
Miles, blushing: I-
Larry, skateboarding past them: I’m doing great man, thanks!
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Stephen to Some Relative: Don’t you ever talk to me like that again, you pathetic, short little man. You don’t have any friends, or any family, or any land!
Tony, cheering him on in the background: Yeah!
Morgan: I’m so fUCKING TIRED !
Stephen: Why not t—
Tony: HI ‘SO FUCKING TIRED’ I’M DAD!
Stephen: Take a nap, is what I was going to say.
Tony: *gasp* you’re listening to steely dan with someone else?! someone who’s not your beloved husband?!
Stephen: The song was playing in the store Christine and I walked into!
Tony: I do not Care! Leave and go into another store!
Peter: DUM-E's Hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so MJ went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, "aww, is your shirt coming off? whore."
Tony: The first five words of that story alone contain so much storytelling.
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Tony, in the middle of the night: The fact that your legal name is “Strange” is really cool, y’know?
Stephen: Don’t patronize me Tony.
Tony, now holding a ring: No no, I mean it! I want it to be my last name too!
Stephen: … *Stephen.exe has stopped functioning*
Stephen, an awkward stepdad: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Mood to the max! Tubular af.
Peter: Groovy, I hate it.
Tony: If she breathes, she’s a square.
Peter: ADIDAS actually stands for “All Day I Dream About Shrek.”
Tony: No, it stands for “All Day I Dream About Stephen.”
Stephen: You’re both wrong. It’s “All Day I Dream About Silence.”