#bapc x reader

"what brings you here?," she blinks again.

your ignore the cat? puppy? bee's pet staring intensely at you as you explain, "right... so.. i kinda.. need.. a place.. to stay...", she blinks once again before you proceed to promise her to pay your part of rent. at this, bee perks up. "hey... that is actually, a great idea!" her pet-creature flails its arms around, its paws repeatedly poking you, the weird voice from before coming out from its mouth in what you assume is a tantrum.

cute.

picking up bee's pet, you snuggle into its face as it screams louder. dog smell. "you have a friend now?" bee disregards the way her pet reaches its arms out to her, "oh yeah, puppycat, this is y/n. y/n, this is puppycat." of course it is.

you turn puppycat's body towards you, the creature's expression visibly in more distress. "you're cute, puppycat," you turn your gaze to bee for one beat, "but not much cuter than her." 

puppycat sings a rusty tune before deflating (cats do that now?) in your hands, bee's cheeks lightly reddens as she opens the door wider. 

"welcome home, y/n."

‘ me n u , date nxt fri, or el- ‘

way too threatening, delete.

‘ wouldst thou wish to accompany me t- ‘

too dorky, delete.

‘ heyy cuteface ;))) , wanna swing by my pl- ‘

“’Cuteface’?? You can not be serious right now.” Howell, who had been snooping over the clown enthusiast's shoulder, snags the phone out of his hands and deletes the poorly constructed message, writing something he deems more appropriate.

“Why’re you so nosey,” Crispin snarls and snatches his phone back, “This doesn’t even concern you!”

“I’m just trying to help you find someone, I need your room for storage.” The younger Wizard sibling shrugs, nearly throwing the older into a frenzy.

A throat clearing from the doorway distracts them from their impending argument, the second youngest of the family strolling in.

“Could you guys be any louder? I don’t think our neighbors caught that last part.” Cas drones on.

“Tell this barbarian,” The long-haired Wizard flicks his brother’s head, “that to woe someone, you must be delicate and alluring.”

“No, you tell this ass to mind his business!” Crispin smacks the offending hand away from him and crosses his arms with a huff.

“Why can’t I just ‘be myself’?”

“have you met you?”

The coding genius narrowly avoids a pillow thrown in her direction, “If we help, will you stop being a mopey baby?” (”I’m not being a mopey baby!!”) 

“Ha,” Howell laughs sarcastically in his sister’s face, “you? you can’t woo even if your life depended on it.”

Shooting a glare at her older brother, Cas whips her head towards her short-tempered brother on the couch; she took her brother’s taunting as a challenge. 

“Alright, tell them they look really nice today.”

“How would he know what they look like, genius? Ask them if they believe in love at first sight.”

“No way, tell them you only have three weeks to live-“

“What are you, a sadist?? Compliment their diet choices.”

Their screaming match attracts the attention of the rest of the family, the exact opposite of what Crispin wanted. When they’re briefed on the situation at hand, they also chime in with advice of their own.

(”Did you ask if they’re open to getting married?” “Deckard, they literally just met two days ago.”)

As a fight breaks out amongst the family over who’s right, Crispin manages to untangle himself from the mess and moves to stand over on the sidelines.

He lets out a sigh and re-evaluates his choices, knowing he probably should’ve just looked this junk up online. Maybe he shouldn’t even text at all..

A tap on the shoulder pulls him out of his funk and he looks over at the offender, his older brother, Wesley, extending his hand out for the phone.

‘Well, I’ve got nothing else to lose.’

He silently hands the device over and watches as the older Wizard types up a message and narrowly avoids a plant that was throw in their direction

‘ Got two tickets to the circus this Friday at 9, wanna come? ’

Before he could react, his brother hits send and hands the phone back over to a frazzled Crispin.

“WHA- WHY DIDN’T YOU LET ME READ IT FIRST? THAT IS WAY TOO DIRE-”

a buzz cuts through all the noise and quiets everything down, the fighting sibs pausing their brawl.

holding his breath, he glances at his phone.

‘ i’d love to !! see you then <3 ‘

…

your first date was literally just a fishing trip

but you actually had a great time, wesley would tell you interesting facts about each fish he’d catch and what lure was best to use

you caught a big ass fish on your first throw and couldn’t stop bragging

he thought it was cute

(howell was horrifed when he found out and made him take you to this rlly fancy restaurant he had reservations for) “ON WHAT PLANET DOES FISHING QUALIFY AS A DATE???”

on the off chance you don’t go fishing with him, he’d send you pics of some of the fish he’d catch

‘took 4evr, but i finally caught him’

‘he kinda looks like u :)’

hc that he likes to bring home pretty shells he finds on the beach for you

you have a shelf dedicated to all the gifts he brings you

when ya’ll finally move in, he brings all his fish buddies with him

congrats! you now have your very own aquarium !!

love the man to bits, but i feel that bc he spends so much time in the ocean, he’s used to the smell and doesn’t realize a majority of his clothes stinks

which is bad news for you bc he likes to be held after a long day of fishing and you don’t wanna be near a smelly fish man

“Wes, I’ll hold you after you shower.”

“so you’re saying you don’t love me anymore?”

“WESLEY GO TAKE A SHOWER.”

when ya’ll first started dating, he was a little hesitant on officially introducing you to his sibs

he knows his family does it to protect him, but they can be a bit much at times

but after much convincing, you both arranged a small dinner to get to know them

you kinda already knew Crispin, considering he’s the only mechanic on the island

it started off with you getting back to back ‘interviews’ from each sibling but at the end they all came to the realization that you’re actually pretty cool

he thought that was goods news, but it backfired tremendously

prepare to never have any alone time 

bc you’ll always have a wizard sibling glomming onto you

you don’t mind, but wesley gets tired of it quick

“I wanted them to help me with this new recipe I found.”

“Yea right, they clearly want to check out this new computer game I found.”

“Dream on! They obviously want to sculpt with me, let’s get outta here (y/n)!”

*cue tug of war*

he’s not really into pda

instead of holding hands, he likes to link pinkies

when ya’ll are alone however..

you like when he kisses your cheeks bc his stubble tickles in a good way

before he heads off for the day, he waits for you to brush his bangs to the side and give him a smooch on his forehead

he refuses to leave without one

he’s actually really clingy behind closed doors

you absolutely love it, but it definitely has it moments

“this is really nice, but i need to use the bathroom.”

*grunt*

“I’m like three seconds away from pissing my pants pls let go.”

“I have a bucket you can use.”

“THAT”S SO GROSS WESLEY LET GO.”

after his clothes have been thoroughly washed, you like to steal his sweaters

“Are any of the clothes dry yet?”

“no.”

“is that my favorite shirt?”

“...no.”

you buying him those dorky dad hats that read somethin’ like “women want me, fish fear me” as a joke but they become a major part of his wardrobe 

sometimes when wesley gets tired of talking, he’ll slowly go from one worded responses to low grunts

when you pick up on this, you just hold his hand and sit with him in silence

he appreciates it and squeezes your hand to let you know

he strikes me as the mother hen type

always chastising his siblings if they do something wrong, but won’t let them miss a meal

he’s always checking in on them someway

and now by extension, you 

every hour on the hour, he’ll text you to see if you’ve drunken any water or ate a snack

one time you told him you couldn’t eat lunch bc there was too much work to be done and you didn’t have time for a break 

he stormed into your workplace (everyone’s well acquainted with him) and shoved a container of food he brought from the café into your hands

“How are you supposed to function if you don’t EAT?”

“I had too mu-”

“You can make excuses AFTER you’ve cleared that plate.”

fashion shows are mandatory after he brings home new clothes he bought

too busy? too bad, try on this jacket he just bought

he knows your sizes, likes and dislikes by heart so he can get matching outfits

also matching robes bc i said so

self care is a big deal to him

if you’re having trouble sticking to a routine or finding what works, he’d be able to help with that

if you ever come back home late from work, too tired to do anything, he’ll drag you into the bathroom and do everything himself

like he’d let you miss a night

he takes up half the bathroom with his haircare products 

“I don’t just wake up like this, contrary to popular belief.”

“I know, we sleep in the same bed.”

sometimes when you’re bored, you braid his hair

he whines that the oil from your hands is gonna make it messy, but he doesn’t make you stop

he likes when you run your hands through that mane

he definitely doesn’t fall asleep

spooning !!

it’s impossible for him to fall asleep if he isn’t holding you or you aren’t holding him

you’ve spoiled that man rotten

argue all you want, but he is NOT a morning person

it takes him 15 minutes to wake up and another 30 just to get out of bed

he’s somehow even more whiny when he’s awake before getting some coffee into his system

you’ll always have fresh coffee ready for him when he finally gets up

the biggest advocate for PDA

he’ll always be touching you in some way

whether it’s holding onto one of your jean loops, holding hands, him leaning on your head, shoulders, or back (depending on your height)

gives those really loud kisses on your cheek

“Howell, I need to go or I’ll be late.”

“ok but one more kiss.”

“We literally just made out.”

if you’re not comfortable with it, he’ll make sure to dial it way back

smitten, that’s what he is

he’d sing your praises to anyone who’s close to him

it’s how his family found out so much about you before officially meeting

he really cherishes your relationship and is always hoping things work out long term

the space travelling duo met you on a planet they decided to set up camp in for a few days

violet thought it was best to stretch their legs while SO wanted to keep going to their destination, he was ultimately overpowered by his old friend

when one of their blasters went haywire and they couldn't get the kid to fix it (it was his nap time), they went out to a marketplace in a nearby village to see if there was anyone up for the job

that's where they find YOU !!

your dad, the village's repairman, had stepped out to retrieve some parts and left you in charge

while he was the best at what he did, you'd always sneak away to make your own contraptions and honed in on your own skill set

you've gotten really good at making advanced weaponry and would show it off to your dad

but apparently the village has no need for them, your dad's told you plenty of times

you did not want to be there !

you're knocked on your ass when the door swings open and startles you from your day dream

after helping you up and apologizing profusely, the lavender haired woman asks if you could fix what looks like a severely damaged blaster

you jump at the opportunity and began working on it right away

her companion in the cape voices his displeasure, something about 'waiting for the dumb baby to wake up and do it'

he's silenced by a punch to the gut

while you're working, the woman, who told you to call her violet, strikes up conversation and asks about your life on the seemingly boring planet

you don't correct and just tell her about your day to day that includes helping your dad in the shop and just waiting away

which catches Law's attention

stuck somewhere with the potential to do more, sounds like a shitty existence

not that he told you, he just stayed silent from his place against the wall

when you're done and show them the modifications you made, he feels a little disheartened

he wanted to learn more about you, but this was probably the last he'd see you

"DO YOU WANNA TRAVEL SPACE WITH US?"

violet excitedly asked you as she grabs your hands, spouting on about how they could use an extra pair of hands

before he could scold her about suggesting someone to completely uproot their life,

you say yes

when you start to settle into your new environment, you realize that Law's.. a little bit of a jackass

violet has zero problem with you, she loves that she has someone new to hang with and shower with praise

when the kid sees how she is with you, he warms up to you fairly quickly

he shows you the inventions he made first to get your input on them

you feel so honored bc omg this genius child wants my approval ??

helping reach any spare parts he might need

this kid has you wrapped around his tiny fingers

but when it comes to Law, he's the biggest pest you've ever met

if you're reaching for something, he grab it first and put it some place so high even he can't reach

he knocks things off your desk he knows you're using

"I needed that screw, jerk."

"funny how you need it after it goes flying."

"stars, you're like a damn cat."

he'll obnoxious interrupt you whenever your presenting some new gadget to help the team

violet always swats him and asks you to continue, earning a glare from him

sometimes you wonder if you should've just stayed home

he hates how close the fruit vendor is getting to you. he’s not too fond with how you appear to be enjoying the attention.

goes to show how great an actor you are.

so when he hears the guy mention something about 'taking his break', Law storms over to where you are and grabs your wrist, mumbling 'the kid's askin' about you', and drags you in the direction of their campsite.

"I can't feel my arm, can you let go now?" you pulled against his wrist as he dragged you behind him, he's huffy about something he won't tell you about.

"If I let you go, you'll just get into trouble again and that's the last thing we need."

"me flirting with that guy for a discount is trouble?"

"well if the shoe fits." Law grumps as he tightens his hand around your wrist.

you manage to yank your hand free from his iron grip and shout angrily at him, "That's so unfair! You never say anything when Violet does the same thing!"

he whips his head around and gets defensive, "Because she can handle herself!"

"and I can't?"

he glares half-heartedly at you and turns on his heels, "I don't have time for this."

but you're sick of this.

of the temper tantrums he throws. of him thinking he can just boss you around.

so you stomp after him and grab his wrist with the same force he used on you and spin him back around, simultaneously stunning and shutting him up.

'Would you just tell me instead of trying to act all pissy," the tears pricking at your eyes start to sting, but there's no way you'd let him watch you cry, "if you didn't want me to come with you guys, just tell me!"

"That's not what I meant," he can feels his face start to heat up and the unspoken words at the edge of tongue, ready to reveal the truth.

"then just tell me!"

the words come tumbling out before he even can try to stop them.

"I don't want you acting like that with anyone but me!"

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