#bap shitpost

*Junhong is trying to reach a piece of paper from behind a table, but can't reach it*

Junhong : do I go around, or over the table,,,, my monkey brain is saying go over the table but my human brain says -

Himchan : *hands him the piece of paper.*

Junhong : oh god bless

And I might be a new me

when u and ur friends out in public but u see that bitch u hate

forcing ur friend to look at a meme u found funny when they clearly don’t want to

when thinking about ur problems becomes to much so u take the good ol’ depression nap

when u having a good time but the anxiety hits (also titled: when u leave ur oven on)

and lastly

Because I like B.A.P and Astronomy. And Matoki. And pretty pictures of space.

And everyone knows B.A.P stands for Best Astro-Physics right?

Yongguk as a Red Dwarf

Old and calm

Doesn’t stand out very much

Wise in way of living (uses helium wisely)

Does things their own pace

Doesn’t have a lot of mass

Himchan as a Nebula

Mom of stars

Very pretty (in all parts of the electromagnetic spectrum)

Doesn’t care about personal space

Usually liked for prettiness but actually very useful

Daehyun as a Pulsar

Very intense

If something in space could be loud, this would be it (or maybe the supernova)

Needs food to compensate for that much energy

Even more energetic with a companion

Youngjae as a Supernova

Very bright

Pretty but aggressive

Lots of energy

Done with everything (especially hydrogen)

Jongup as a Black Hole

Very mysterious

Also very attractive

Nobody knows whats going on inside

(Mostly) relatively small but buff

Zelo as a (Blue) Hypergiant

Giant but young

Rare

Lives an active life and can not stay still

Jongup :

Himchan : “You go, Jongup! I don’t know what you’re going to do, but I already think it’s great.”   

Daehyun : "Are there any requests for drinks?"

Yongguk : "Water."

Junhong : "Milk."

Jongup : "Tomato juice."

Youngjae : "Bleach."