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“Oh, it’s been a while, but I can sure try. Let’s see… there was Danvis, all back in my fleet days… he was a sweetheart, but we grew apart over the sweeps- last I heard, he was sitting pretty at a captain’s helm somewhere… there was Juleip, who, boy howdy, she was- Now, listen. Some folks are sweet and cute as a fuckin’ button until you piss ‘em off, and somethin’ about signing onto the fleet got her about ready to stab me. Left a good coat at her hive, in that mess…”

[He laughs, and coughs, and scratches at his jaw.]

“Don’t super know if Dibs would count, but… had a sort of on and off thing with a friend back in the day? Neither of us really did anything about anything, but like… damn if that wasn’t probably my first flush crush.”

[He’s quiet for several moments, before he sniffs and looks back up.]

The Lagos State Police Command, yesterday January 2, have arrested the leader and the chief herbalist of the dreaded Badoo cult, Fatai Adebayo alias Alese.

Alese, who specializes n administering oath on members of the group before they launch any attack, was arrested at his shrine located in Imosan Village, a suburb of Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State. The arrestof the herbalist followed the arrest of some…